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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.


vyst posted:

It was a highlight of the last threaDATEACOUGAR

There's an ad for this site that plays late at night on the radio station I listen to in the car that actually replaces "date" with "bang"

No, seriously.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



I saw one of those late night "date line" commercials where they just straight up said yo, nobody is calling these things for "dates." Call if you want to bang a chick.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

ba-ba-DOOP DOOP DOOP DO-DO DOOP DOOP DOOP


muscles like this? posted:

I saw one of those late night "date line" commercials where they just straight up said yo, nobody is calling these things for "dates." Call if you want to bang a chick.

hahaha well why beat around the bush?

MillionsV
Jun 11, 2010


It's like a... KKKAAANNNGGGGG!!!

It's just your mounts.

Ooooh.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

vyst posted:

I like that commercial they had that was a longer version with the same song. I liked that song too.

That lady's singing does make me want to drink, so mission accomplished there I guess.

SolarFire2
Oct 16, 2001

"You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat." - Meat And Sarcasm Guy!

I can't tell is Adrian Brody is supposed to be singing or reciting poetry, but it sure doesn't make me want to drink beer.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

SolarFire2 posted:

I can't tell is Adrian Brody is supposed to be singing or reciting poetry, but it sure doesn't make me want to drink beer.

I think he's just supposed to be sloppy drunk. The women in the audience are crying because he was doing so well but we're seeing him fall off the wagon in a big way.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003



Yams Fan

Kingtheninja posted:

My uncle showed me this commercial for an old beer called Rainier beer. I really wish there were more creative beer commercials like this today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz-WuLQz_ns

I remember that commercial from my childhood, if you didn't know already, the mountain at the end is Mount Rainier, pretty much a distant, visible staple in the Seattle landscape.

Vitamin R still exists, but it's not the same as it was back then. It was a local beer brewed in the Seattle area. The brewery was a big landmark with it's neon R on top.

Sadly it was bought out by one of the larger breweries, and Tully's Coffee owned the brewery when I left Seattle, replacing the big red "R" with a big green "T."

Last time I was in Seattle (2 years ago), Raineer was still available.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



Yankee fans probably have heard the phrase "Derek Jeter's got an edge" so many times during games. It's in a commercial for tri-state (NJ, NY, CT) Ford dealers, and they say it about ten times during it. They seem to show it about once per inning.

Stop it, Ford.

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.


Its an old one but its still being shown in CT. I guess even glorified pawn brokers can have touching commercials. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiTAJETUJ0k

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

Coach Bloodbutt
Default Status: POOPING



SolarFire2 posted:

I can't tell is Adrian Brody is supposed to be singing or reciting poetry, but it sure doesn't make me want to drink beer.

Only rear end in a top hat hipsters drink that piss.

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!


Seems to be spoken word poetry, but yeah the beer's hardly worth the pomp and circumstance. Even less so when you see what places charge for it.

Jedi
Feb 27, 2002




Gravel Gravy posted:

It was Heineken.

Heineken has had some pretty decent print ads too. I was driving through a predominantly Spanish neighborhood and there was a billboard in Spanish that said "Our beer doesn't need a lime." There's another one that says "There are 10 different ways to tell this beer is cold. They're called fingers."

It's not mindblowing or anything and Heineken is still barely one step above Bud, but I liked the cut of their jib.

Dalai Lamacide
Jan 10, 2007

She wears underwear with dick-holes in 'em


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0

Just saw this today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehjo28X5JY8

Keith Stone is hilarious.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.


Wow, those literally made my day.

CoolZidane
Jun 24, 2008


Dalai Lamacide posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0

Just saw this today.

That got more hilarious with every new pitch or feature (the Mustard Monster warrants a ).

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

They want to murder you in a well!
Seems a bit harsh, but
apparently they want to,
it says here on this card.


Dalai Lamacide posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehjo28X5JY8

Keith Stone is hilarious.

See, this is everything that those DQ and Edge commericals want to be. This is random "awesome" stuff done right. Don't explain anything, jsut let it happen.

Jedi
Feb 27, 2002




Dalai Lamacide posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0

Just saw this today.

I must own this product. I have no idea how I lived this long without ever having one.

ChuckDHead
Dec 18, 2006

Better than expected.


Dalai Lamacide posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0

Just saw this today.

I'm reminded of the old South Park episode with the live-action fake advert for the Mr Hankey playset.

eggsovereasy
May 6, 2011



I kind of want to punch this kid:

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town


Buglord

I read on yahoo news some days ago that one of those Yoplait ads has been pulled because it might promote eating disorders.

Guilty? I'm not sure-- I'm fat and I agree, thinner is better. But I've always hated these ads because the product doesn't live up to its name. Apart from key lime pie, the yogurts are nothing like what they've been named after and aren't substitutes. So yeah, you can choose the cheesecake yogurt over real cheesecake, but cheesecake it ain't, and it might even make you wish harder that you had the real thing instead of crappy bitter yogurt.

I especially hate the black forrest cake one because of the lispy way the thin smug girl in the ad pronounces "yummy black forest cake," and because I've tried that exact yogurt and it sucks.

Combo
Aug 18, 2003



Jedi posted:

I must own this product. I have no idea how I lived this long without ever having one.

You probably already own one, its called a knife.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


Iron Crowned posted:

I remember that commercial from my childhood, if you didn't know already, the mountain at the end is Mount Rainier, pretty much a distant, visible staple in the Seattle landscape.

Vitamin R still exists, but it's not the same as it was back then. It was a local beer brewed in the Seattle area. The brewery was a big landmark with it's neon R on top.

Sadly it was bought out by one of the larger breweries, and Tully's Coffee owned the brewery when I left Seattle, replacing the big red "R" with a big green "T."

Last time I was in Seattle (2 years ago), Raineer was still available.

Rainier Beer still exists. I had it when I was in Seattle in March. There's also Olympia Beer, which is exactly the same thing. I think every region has its staple cheap rear end beer. Cincinnati had some super cheap beer that tasted like water, but I forgot what it's called.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

Coach Bloodbutt
Default Status: POOPING



The Trojan Tri-Phoria commercial annoys the piss out of me. This chick gets 3 vibrators at her wedding shower and her husband gets way too excited. Whywoud a guy get excited at the prospect of three vibrators? Is he planning on sticking one in his rear end?

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

eggsovereasy posted:

I kind of want to punch this kid:



I also want to punch the Best Buy girl who wants to sell tablet computers and Nintendo DSs and god knows what else to everyone going on vacation. Here's a thought, when you go camping or to the beach or someplace without electronics, you could, you know, do fun poo poo that doesn't require loving electronics. Why the gently caress would you camp out in the woods and then watch a movie on a 6-inch screen?

Jedi
Feb 27, 2002




Combo posted:

You probably already own one, its called a knife.

You're forgetting the golden rule of advertising: There's got to be a better way

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp


Jedi posted:

You're forgetting the golden rule of advertising: There's got to be a better way

<Cut to black and white> Fat guy with a bad combover and engineer shirt slices his fingers all up bleeding all over a hot dog, kids crying.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Rhyno posted:

The Trojan Tri-Phoria commercial annoys the piss out of me. This chick gets 3 vibrators at her wedding shower and her husband gets way too excited. Whywoud a guy get excited at the prospect of three vibrators? Is he planning on sticking one in his rear end?

Only stupid, insecure, and close-minded men don't love the idea of their wife/girlfriend having and using vibrators.

Edit: As to why three...well, they can serve as backups, or for when more ladies come to join you.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

Coach Bloodbutt
Default Status: POOPING



DrBouvenstein posted:

Only stupid, insecure, and close-minded men don't love the idea of their wife/girlfriend having and using vibrators.

I have used a vibrator on my girl before that is not my issue.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Edit: As to why three...well, they can serve as backups, or for when more ladies come to join you.

Yes, THREE of them. And he's super loving excited about it.

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003



Rhyno posted:

rear end in a top hat hipsters

Speaking of, that stupid rear end "If you don't have an iPhone" commercial is bad enough, but I swear every single Apple commercial uses the same lovely ~*totes obscure indie*~ band to make their background jingle. It has the exact same tempo, usually the same pitch, everything.

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.


Edit: Wrong thread

Jay Dub
Jul 27, 2009

I'm not listening
to youuuuu...


eggsovereasy posted:

I kind of want to punch this kid:



That little bastard from the Toyota Highlander commercials grows up into this kid, doesn't he?

bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.

Dalai Lamacide posted:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehjo28X5JY8

Keith Stone is hilarious.

I would have to say though, I think this is the best beer commercial ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNQa...player_embedded

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!


Dalai Lamacide posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTPCEA-al0

Just saw this today.
Silly me. I like my hotdogs in a bun with some spicy brown mustard and relish.

HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE WE CAN REMOVE THE BUN FROM THE EQUATION!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0qth4rtXao

Jedi
Feb 27, 2002





The second I heard "Soccer", I knew what the joke was. Most of the SC commercials are good.

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007

ba-ba-DOOP DOOP DOOP DO-DO DOOP DOOP DOOP


Jedi posted:

The second I heard "Soccer", I knew what the joke was. Most of the SC commercials are good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLxKSvkpE1Y

They're usually very good but this is one of the best ones they've done in a long time.

E: Oh god the Dwight Howard one too

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


I'm going to shoot my television the next time I see a DQ commercial. That cloud screaming YEAHHHHH inspires feelings of rage and murder.

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick

Just saw a late night commercial for the Belly Burner featuring Carlos Mencia (halfway through)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP8hacYeClc

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Superrodan
Nov 27, 2007


DJExile posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLxKSvkpE1Y

They're usually very good but this is one of the best ones they've done in a long time.

E: Oh god the Dwight Howard one too

These are both fantastic.

An "ads you love" thread would be even better than an "ads you hate" thread but there might not be enough content.

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