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If RANDOM RED COUCH is gonna be a thing throughout the NHL playoffs, I may well die.
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Notgothic posted:I'm so glad that Heineken decided to make their own lol-so-wacky-what-will-happen-next commercial just like Budweiser, except without Arnold Schwarzeneggar playing ping-pong (the best part of the other one by far) and about 300% more obnoxious and fake. This isn't sad at all. Fauxhawk Express posted:If RANDOM RED COUCH is gonna be a thing throughout the NHL playoffs, I may well die.
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Apr 17, 2014 01:09
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It makes me glad the only NHL commercial I've ever really seen are the gamecenter ones, and frankly I can deal with the occasional one with Ovechkin and Garrus in it. Haven't seen any random red couch things, though. But I don't super care because the Devils aren't playing.
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Apr 17, 2014 01:20
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Y-Hat posted:Commercials on TV are bad enough. How hollow of a person do you have to be to want to watch more of them online? That commercial was actually the tipping point in my turning on adblock on youtube (which is now behaving kind of weirdly, great), after it played before EVERY video one night while I was trying to get to sleep. If I ever see that screaming rear end in a top hat on the street, he'll be wearing two eyepatches afterwards 
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Apr 17, 2014 01:24
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The Axe pomade commercials are weird in that they show their product making your hair worse.
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Apr 17, 2014 01:55
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SpookyLizard posted:It makes me glad the only NHL commercial I've ever really seen are the gamecenter ones, and frankly I can deal with the occasional one with Ovechkin and Garrus in it. SpookyLizard posted:But I don't super care because the Devils aren't playing.  
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Apr 17, 2014 02:02
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This commercial annoys me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO0jawglZG8 Why would they take their sleeping baby in to the shop? Why does only the woman have to be quiet, not everyone else in that very busy store? Why is the woman successfully selling a 4-person family plan to a family that only has 2 people that can use cell phones? Are they getting cellphones for the baby and an unborn fetus?
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Apr 17, 2014 03:02
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Tupping Liberty posted:This commercial annoys me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO0jawglZG8 I think those two kids that are in the background staring at the tablet are supposed to be their kids. The parents do point to them and they look up so yeah. Still a stupid commercial though.
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Apr 17, 2014 03:12
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Tupping Liberty posted:This commercial annoys me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO0jawglZG8 get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Apr 17, 2014 |
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Apr 17, 2014 03:17
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Y-Hat posted:Is that anything like the "talking bench" commercials during the NCAA tournament that came with its own Twitter account (@TalkingBench)? I won't be watching the playoffs because the Devils aren't in it and the Bruins are going to win the whole thing anyway (somebody please for the love of God prove me wrong), but I can say that all postseasons that aren't the NFL really oversaturate the same commercials over and over again. See: the MLB playoffs commercials in 2007 with Dane Cook, or the ones a few years later (2011?) with "Written In the Stars" as the background music. Also, no one gives a poo poo what awful show is going to debut on TBS after the World Series. worse, it's a hipster mcdonald's commercial
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Apr 17, 2014 03:31
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Hate watching the playoffs
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Apr 17, 2014 03:57
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Vicas posted:worse, it's a hipster mcdonald's commercial
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Apr 17, 2014 05:06
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Y-Hat posted:Here's what gets me: how come when the saleslady tells the husband that their family plan costs $160 a month, he shouts "What?!" in a tone of pleasant surprise? It should be in a tone that says, "That's a tremendous rip-off and I'm leaving the store now."
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Apr 17, 2014 17:51
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Leon Einstein posted:Not sure where you are from, but that is a solid deal. Yeah, we bumped it up the 15GB but we're paying just $20 more for two iPhones and two iPads, and that's $35 less than on Verizon.
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Apr 17, 2014 17:57
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I want to punch Gor-DON repeatedly in the face, but not sign up for a "framily" plan. Job half well done, Sprint.
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Apr 17, 2014 22:05
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Gaunab posted:The Axe pomade commercials are weird in that they show their product making your hair worse. I literally wake up with bedhead, and it's now a thing to be sought after because chicks will sex all over you because reasons Hasters posted:Yeah, we bumped it up the 15GB but we're paying just $20 more for two iPhones and two iPads, and that's $35 less than on Verizon. <---still grandfathered into $29 unlimited on verizon 
Fog Tripper fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Apr 17, 2014 |
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Apr 17, 2014 23:41
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Leon Einstein posted:Not sure where you are from, but that is a solid deal.
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Apr 18, 2014 04:45
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Grandfathered unlimited data owns.
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Apr 18, 2014 05:21
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SpookyLizard posted:Grandfathered unlimited data owns. To an extent. I get sales calls from Verizon about 3x a month, tons of junk mail announcing new phones and the like, attempting to convince me to switch to a newer faster phone. What they don't understand is that it makes no sense for me to switch to a plan with 2 GB of data for $35 more a month. Content:  GO CRESTOR! I realize that we live in the "are you suffering from condition x? then take pill y" age, but come on, this commercial is so obnoxious. The rest of them are extremely smarmy, however, when this one comes on, I change the channel.
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Apr 19, 2014 01:34
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Theres a second one, with his kid who gets caught in the fan and the dad is like "oh look you can fly!" So creepy. Like her head and wonky eye movements 
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Apr 19, 2014 06:44
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trunkwontopen posted:To an extent. I get sales calls from Verizon about 3x a month, tons of junk mail announcing new phones and the like, attempting to convince me to switch to a newer faster phone. What they don't understand is that it makes no sense for me to switch to a plan with 2 GB of data for $35 more a month. Just to let you know if you did want to get a new cheap phone you just put another line on your account you can transfer the upgrade from your line to the new line, get a new phone at discount and then just use it on the unlimited line. It's cheaper than buying a new phone outright and you keep your unlimited data.
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Apr 19, 2014 17:43
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trunkwontopen posted:To an extent. I get sales calls from Verizon about 3x a month, tons of junk mail announcing new phones and the like, attempting to convince me to switch to a newer faster phone. What they don't understand is that it makes no sense for me to switch to a plan with 2 GB of data for $35 more a month. We actually made the switch based on the sales pitch from the ATT store, that this plan had like 2x data than we used. Except it didn't, because she was looking at some derived numbers or only one line (out of three).So aftert hat turned out to be not true, and some arguing with the sales people, and then a conversation with the manager, our ticket to undo that contract was approved the next day, and we got the new contract price without actually getting the new contract.
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Apr 19, 2014 18:17
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trunkwontopen posted:Content: The concept that a person would root for one drug company over another like an obsessive sports fan is beautifully dark though. I have seen the future; instead of cheering for people wearing corporate logos we'll skip the middleman and just cheer for the corporations.
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Apr 19, 2014 19:12
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Phobic Nest posted:The concept that a person would root for one drug company over another like an obsessive sports fan is beautifully dark though. I have seen the future; instead of cheering for people wearing corporate logos we'll skip the middleman and just cheer for the corporations. People have been doing that for decades, almost more than a century, already. I cite for you every pick-up with Calvin pissing on a Chevy bowtie.
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Apr 20, 2014 01:09
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dude posted:Content: Goddamn I hate that bastard. Maybe if you weren't a fatty you would not have to take a statin. Why don't you slink away and jerk one to our ad in Golf magazine? And take the sweater off your drat dog: He would rather eat cat feces than Crestor. Better yet: Kill yourself.
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Apr 20, 2014 03:06
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DerekSmartymans posted:Goddamn I hate that bastard. Maybe if you weren't a fatty you would not have to take a statin. Why don't you slink away and jerk one to our ad in Golf magazine? And take the sweater off your drat dog: He would rather eat cat feces than Crestor. As he lovingly dusts his bobblehead of himself, the philosophical quandary surfaces in his mind whether tis better to be a happy pig or an unhappy Socrates. Oink, he giggles.
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Apr 20, 2014 05:17
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Now that Ride Along is on home video we get to hear that annoying "You're white! You're white! You don't fight!" one-liner all over again! Kevin Hart's voice is just so irritating there. Some other places too but mainly there.
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Apr 20, 2014 16:29
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Maxwell Lord posted:Now that Ride Along is on home video we get to hear that annoying "You're white! You're white! You don't fight!" one-liner all over again! Don't forget, "My stomach and my rear end!" And the DVD has an alternate ending! I don't see why a lovely, by-the-numbers comedy needs an alternate ending, but unless it ends up being some surreal poo poo where out of nowhere Cthulu rises from his watery slumber, or an asteroid takes out the main characters, it's not worth it.
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Apr 20, 2014 16:45
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That random red couch commercial is very annoying.
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Apr 21, 2014 20:45
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DrBouvenstein posted:some surreal poo poo where out of nowhere Cthulu rises from his watery slumber...takes out the main characters, it's not worth it. I want this to end a comedy OH SO MUCH now.
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Apr 21, 2014 21:03
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Doctor Butts posted:That random red couch commercial is very annoying. I've been mentioning it in the NHL threads when it comes up but I'm pretty sure it's meant to be that commercial that sticks in everyone's head because it's so drat stupid and from the looks of things it's working
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Apr 21, 2014 21:27
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Doctor Butts posted:That random red couch commercial is very annoying. It's really bad. They just took footage from an older commercial and paid some schmucks to make a jingle over that old commercial. It's pretty loving awful.
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Apr 21, 2014 21:45
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Doctor Butts posted:That random red couch commercial is very annoying. It's McDonald's trying to be self aware and being really bad at it.
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Apr 21, 2014 23:30
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McDonald's knows what's hip: Diabetes abd heart disease.
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Apr 22, 2014 00:10
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Mokinokaro posted:I want this to end a comedy OH SO MUCH now. It's not the exact same thing, and the movie up to this point is entirely self-aware, tongue-in-cheek, and intentionally bad and stupid, but this is the last shot of "Feast 3": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEzhpamOVj8 Bear in mind, up until this point, the Feast "franchise" was entirely about small creatures that are super-fast and eat people.At no point are giant robots seen or talked about.
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Apr 22, 2014 00:57
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I want Subway to fail really bad.
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Apr 22, 2014 01:03
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e: wrong thread
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Apr 22, 2014 01:14
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DrBouvenstein posted:It's not the exact same thing, and the movie up to this point is entirely self-aware, tongue-in-cheek, and intentionally bad and stupid, but this is the last shot of "Feast 3": At first I thought "whoa, haha, that guy looks and sounds just like Clu Gulager, awesome", but apparently it IS Clu Gulager! I may have to watch this.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:11
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If I see one more restaurant commercial that uses the asinine "to perfection" line about what makes their food so much better than everyone elses - grilled to perfection - baked to perfection - cooked to perfection - fried to perfection The first commercial I heard was of a place that makes steaks and literally stated that how they make their steaks so great is that they are grilled to perfection.  Makes me want to go vegetarian.
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Sorry man, that's a phrase that's been used for years and years, meaningless as it is. Doubt it's going away anytime soon.
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