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Aphrodite posted:If you use sugar instead then ants will take care of it for you. Then you can shoot the ants too. More ants will come. Your life becomes shooting sugar at ants.
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Sash! posted:Then you can shoot the ants too. A day in the life of Gary Busey.
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I really hate the Verizon commercials with the geese migrating due to poor birdphone reception Mostly because the goose shots casually flit between Branta canadensis and Branta leucopsis, seeming to conflate the species. 
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Kimmalah posted:Doubles as a ghost/demon repellant gun! The guys on Supernatural should invest in a pair.
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walgreenslatino posted:I really hate the Verizon commercials with the geese migrating due to poor birdphone reception I always miss the goddamn Barnacle Geese when they show up in my area so I get mad when I see them on this.
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With the whole Ashley Madison hack thing recently I noticed that a lot of places use "Life is Short..." as their slogan. In their case it's Life is short, have an affair.. I've also seen Life is short, eat better pizza (Jets Pizza) and Life is short, boats are cool (Wilson Marine a local boat dealership) It just seems like a really easy and lazy slogan that you could use for anything.
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Jul 31, 2015 01:06
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Life is short, buy a gun
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Jul 31, 2015 01:08
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Life is short feels like something old people say when they mean YOLO.
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Timett posted:With the whole Ashley Madison hack thing recently I noticed that a lot of places use "Life is Short..." as their slogan. In their case it's Life is short, have an affair.. I've also seen Life is short, eat better pizza (Jets Pizza) and Life is short, boats are cool (Wilson Marine a local boat dealership) At least that awful Keep Calm junk hasn't spread to TV. Yet.
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Jul 31, 2015 06:17
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Life is short, suck my dick. You might not ever have another chance to do so...
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Aphrodite posted:At least that awful Keep Calm junk hasn't spread to TV. Yet.
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PT6A posted:Life is short, suck my dick. The only short dick is the one not being sucked ~ Confucius
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Timett posted:With the whole Ashley Madison hack thing recently I noticed that a lot of places use "Life is Short..." as their slogan. In their case it's Life is short, have an affair.. I've also seen Life is short, eat better pizza (Jets Pizza) and Life is short, boats are cool (Wilson Marine a local boat dealership) Life is short. Buy insurance.
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I always liked "Trust Sleepys for the rest of your life."
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Jul 31, 2015 17:44
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ayn rand hand job posted:I always liked "Trust Sleepys for the rest of your life." Well that's actually a bit clever as far as marketing slogans go.
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Timett posted:With the whole Ashley Madison hack thing recently I noticed that a lot of places use "Life is Short..." as their slogan. In their case it's Life is short, have an affair.. I've also seen Life is short, eat better pizza (Jets Pizza) and Life is short, boats are cool (Wilson Marine a local boat dealership) It's sad that I know the region you're in based on that since I get the same commercials. Wilson Marine was originally just "boats are cool" and it was conveniently not long after Dr Who started the "fezes are cool" meme.
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Aug 1, 2015 21:11
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The buddy holly car commercial really sucks a lot.
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Gaunab posted:The buddy holly car commercial really sucks a lot. Came here to post this. I really hate the way those girls sing. Rumor is it was directed by the chick that wrote "Juno" but I can't be bothered to look it up
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Gaunab posted:The buddy holly car commercial really sucks a lot.
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You'd think neither would a song about doing heroin for a cruise ship commercial or a song about exploiting coal workers for a commercial about coal technology, but that's the world we live in.
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Taco Bell's still riding that whole "counterculture breakfast" horse pretty hard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQcz32s_2IA What really kills me is how she pronounces the word "taco" and does it several times over. TAAAAHHHHCOOOOOOOWWWWHHHH
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ElectricSheep posted:What really kills me is how she pronounces the word "taco" and does it several times over. That's kind of a hallmark of southern and Mid-Atlantic (especially Baltimore) accents.
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Yeah that lady's voice/acent reminds me of like a Swedish actress pretending they are from the southern US.
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Go compare.
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Anybody seen the Belsomra ad yet? With the sleep cat and the wake dog? It made me wonder if I had somehow ingested acid. Belsomra is the sleep aid that will give you nightmares.
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I could watch these types of .gifs all day :-).
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Cracking eggs is very difficult. Almost TOO difficult.
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Exactly.
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They should have a gameshow where they just show you a clip like the GIF and you need to guess the product.
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Aug 6, 2015 13:49
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If only there were a product that made it easy to shove a banana in my beer bottle!
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Some of these ads make sense when you realize the product in question is designed for people with disabilities. They too need help with their beer bottle/banana sex metaphors.
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With the egg cracking one, they should do one where the person just hucks it full force into the bowl and then acts exasperated when it goes all over the place.
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Aug 6, 2015 18:18
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Thanks Obama
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Retail Slave posted:If only there were a product that made it easy to shove a banana in my beer bottle! Seriously what product is this for?
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Pontius Pilate posted:Seriously what product is this for? its a parody you doof
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Suspicious Dish posted:its a parody you doof To be fair, I've seen enough strange poo poo in infomercials that banana beer wouldn't be even in the top 20%
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Pontius Pilate posted:Seriously what product is this for? Dogfishhead beer homebrew kit.
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