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The Collector
Aug 9, 2011

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Rats raining down in the night during the Stanley Cup finals.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Pillbug
I know this is for the ads you hate but this commercial made me :3: so hard that I had to post it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NScs_qX2Okk

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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
That new Kayak ad with the dilated eyes... there are no words to describe it, only silent unending horror :gonk:

Aintain
Apr 6, 2007

Shit, really? They don't?! :,(
I must be getting very cynical or something cause I found that "thanks mom" commercial cheesy..

404GoonNotFound posted:

That new Kayak ad with the dilated eyes... there are no words to describe it, only silent unending horror :gonk:

This is hilarious, I was just about to come in here & post this except I didn't know what the commercial was even for, just that it's really unsettling.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I don't know why this bothers me so much but the Shell enriched gasoline commercial where the dude is yelling after the engine goes off and the chick is like AWKWARD. How is that awkward? I hate you so much.

Invenerable
Aug 7, 2005

YOU CAN BE A BIG PIG, TOO!

The 7th Wheel Land Rover ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LBC0aRY6vg

The moral of the story is apparently to not be friends with people who own them.

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

Invenerable posted:

The 7th Wheel Land Rover ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LBC0aRY6vg

The moral of the story is apparently to not be friends with people who own them.

The first time I saw this I was sure that it was an ad for an 8-seater SUV, y'know so there's no seventh wheel.

Nope. Just a commercial about people being mean dicks. It's so puzzling.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

404GoonNotFound posted:

That new Kayak ad with the dilated eyes... there are no words to describe it, only silent unending horror :gonk:

It's even worse when you're sleep-deprived, like I was the first time I saw it. Holy God.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Invenerable posted:

The 7th Wheel Land Rover ad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LBC0aRY6vg

The moral of the story is apparently to not be friends with people who own them.

As someone who is more often than not the 3rd, 5th, 7th, and even one time the 9th wheel, this just makes me sad...poor guy...:smith:


And to contribute, gently caress VW for that stupid "slap-back" Beetle ad...which everyone else probably loves. But that song is terrible. Plus, at one point, the lyrics say something like 'right hand slap back!' but he's clearly slapping with his left, what with driving a US car and all.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

DrBouvenstein posted:

And to contribute, gently caress VW for that stupid "slap-back" Beetle ad...which everyone else probably loves. But that song is terrible. Plus, at one point, the lyrics say something like 'right hand slap back!' but he's clearly slapping with his left, what with driving a US car and all.

This almost belongs in the "Things that unreasonably enrage you" thread.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Those cars.com "confidence" commercials with the mini faces sprouting out of peoples' bodies and singing about which car they want are viscerally terrifying to me. The one with the black guy with the face snake growing out of his back is the worst one, but the one with the woman is pretty bad too.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
If you lived in Southeastern Michigan during the early-to-mid 80's, then this commercial would have been the bane of your existence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo3XPDh7Irs

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The State Farm "Journey Moment" commercial is pretty funny.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I hate that Honda Odyssey commercial because I'm 100% sure that the guy only looked at Other Car just to be a colossal dick about doing his research.

If you were that confident in the Honda why even look at something else! Good gravy

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I think this is probably the most baffling movie cross-promotion I've seen in a while.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I think this is probably the most baffling movie cross-promotion I've seen in a while.

LOL what the gently caress?

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I think this is probably the most baffling movie cross-promotion I've seen in a while.
No, this makes sense because Coors Light is more or less alien piss that will make your insides pop out if you drink it. ( :wtc: who thought that was a good marketing idea?)

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

SubponticatePoster posted:

No, this makes sense because Coors Light is more or less alien piss that will make your insides pop out if you drink it. ( :wtc: who thought that was a good marketing idea?)

Well it certainly tastes that way :smug:.


Edit: Oh my god I thought the ad was for Men in Black 3, but then I watched it. What the gently caress?

Tardcore fucked around with this message at 20:35 on May 19, 2012

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Tardcore posted:

Well it certainly tastes that way :smug:.

Way to ruin it, Neil Peart.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
Has the Miracle-gro "I should be arrested for crimes against potted plant kind" ad been needlessly enraging anyone else for a good while now like it has me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfWW1gWyMoo

Where the gently caress did you learn to talk?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Ema Nymton posted:

I don't know if it's been posted, but every time I try to see a web video and this Tampax ad play before it, I just close it immediately, no matter what I was trying to see.

Everything about it from the very start just repels me. It's so twee and hispterish and :fuckoff:

The related videos of this brought me to a channel that is a girl talking about periods and reviewing period-related products. :gonk:

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Grrrrrr.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRQFJF6OV4g

gently caress you vitamin water. gently caress you.

I really hate when memes get used in commercials, can you tell?

Grape Juice Vampire
Aug 1, 2009

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Grrrrrr.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRQFJF6OV4g

gently caress you vitamin water. gently caress you.

I really hate when memes get used in commercials, can you tell?

What does this have anything to do with Vitamin Water? :psyduck: It's literally just 30 seconds of "THESE ARE THINGS THAT EXIST".

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Grape Juice Vampire posted:

What does this have anything to do with Vitamin Water? :psyduck: It's literally just 30 seconds of "THESE ARE THINGS THAT EXIST".

Just like those goddamn "rhyme a bunch of disconnected things, hey 5% cash back on your Discover (or whatever the gently caress) credit card!" commercials. Apparently literally spouting random bullshit sells stuff, drat I should've become an advertising guru.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

McSpanky posted:

Just like those goddamn "rhyme a bunch of disconnected things, hey 5% cash back on your Discover (or whatever the gently caress) credit card!" commercials. Apparently literally spouting random bullshit sells stuff, drat I should've become an advertising guru.

The thing about the Discover ads is that the "5% cash back" ruins the rhyming scheme.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Mister Kingdom posted:

The thing about the Discover ads is that the "5% cash back" ruins the rhyming scheme.

Discover: we don't work with anything

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Cottonelle commercial for wet wipes with the family arguing about what wiping your rear end with a damp cloth is called. "Go to Facebook and tell us what you call it!"

:stare:
Ah, no. I don't think so.

Kanish
Jun 17, 2004

Following Weber grills plan to copy Black Eyed Peas songs (Why I dont know), Dominoes has almost exactly copied the Black Keys in their new pizza ads.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

explosivo posted:

Cottonelle commercial for wet wipes with the family arguing about what wiping your rear end with a damp cloth is called. "Go to Facebook and tell us what you call it!"

:stare:
Ah, no. I don't think so.
"Trailer Trash Bidet." :smug:

Industrial
May 31, 2001

Everyone here wishes I would ragequit my life
Someone explain to me the purpose of the new Miller Lite cans where you can punch a hole in them after you've already opened the can the normal way, because the commercial does not do so.

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

Industrial posted:

Someone explain to me the purpose of the new Miller Lite cans where you can punch a hole in them after you've already opened the can the normal way, because the commercial does not do so.

This will literally be the same as the vortex bottle where eventually the commercials straight up call you a pansy if you don't get the purpose of it (even though the purpose is never explained).

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Industrial posted:

Someone explain to me the purpose of the new Miller Lite cans where you can punch a hole in them after you've already opened the can the normal way, because the commercial does not do so.

It's supposed to allow the beer to flow out of the hole easier. Doesn't really make much sense when you're drinking out of the can but it helps a little when you're pouring it out.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

The funniest thing about that commercial for me is that it's like "What will YOU use to open the tab??" as if it's some form of expression.

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

MindlessHavok posted:

It's supposed to allow the beer to flow out of the hole easier. Doesn't really make much sense when you're drinking out of the can but it helps a little when you're pouring it out.

We'll find out come August when tailgating season starts.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I'm really sick of the Tony Mac HTC phone commercial where he's shooting a film while skydiving.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Industrial posted:

Someone explain to me the purpose of the new Miller Lite cans where you can punch a hole in them after you've already opened the can the normal way, because the commercial does not do so.

If you're an idiot and fully cover the mouth of the can you prevent air from entering the can to allow the beer to flow out. By punching a hole in it you can chug even faster.

So chug that poo poo beer America but punch your own goddamn holes.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Barudak posted:

If you're an idiot and fully cover the mouth of the can you prevent air from entering the can to allow the beer to flow out. By punching a hole in it you can chug even faster.

So chug that poo poo beer America but punch your own goddamn holes.

I thought you were just supposed to jam a nail in the bottom, like a real American :911:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm really sick of the Tony Mac HTC phone commercial where he's shooting a film while skydiving.

My brother thinks I'm crazy but there's another commercial that's literally exactly the same, just with a different guy doing the shooting.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
So is Miller trying to co-opt shotgunning? I may have missed these ads.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Adam Sandler STOP MAKING THESE MOVIES. STOP IT.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

muscles like this? posted:

My brother thinks I'm crazy but there's another commercial that's literally exactly the same, just with a different guy doing the shooting.

There's one where he says his name and another shorter one where they skip who it is and try to sell the phone on it's...skydiving abilities.

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