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Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Doc Hawkins posted:

Wowzers.

Holy poo poo it didn't hit me until I saw the actual shirt. This is better than McDonalds "I'd hit that" campaign.

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Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


ONE YEAR LATER posted:

It's not a TV ad but I am honestly annoyed that they already have 'Back to School' poo poo up in stores. It's the second week of July you bastards!

Are they re-releasing the DVD? I love Rodney Dangerfield.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Sanschel posted:

The two most irritating ads on right now:

1) The car ad where it's a little girl in the driver's seat, fidgeting around while her dad lectures her, until he gives her the keys and she's actually a teenager (a 20-something teenager) and she drives off.



You just know she's going off to pick up her scumbag boyfriend and blow him in Daddy's car.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


I just saw a commercial for Wendy's that had a guy trapped in a video game? It seemed like they made a commercial for something else and decided to do a voice over for Wendy's instead of what it was originally for.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Tupping Liberty posted:

I thought they played Carol of the Bells?

It was just on they played We Wish You A Merry Christmas.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


What kind of restaurant is Jimmy Johns? Is it fast food? Don't have those in the W Mass area that I know of.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


raditts posted:

This. This is the worst commercial on television.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhae...eature=youtu.be

This commercial should end with the family staring at the waitress, then silently getting up and leaving. That's what I would do.

I knew what commercial it was before I clicked. No wonder they went bankrupt.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Secks posted:

Holy god, I hate that Cee-Lo Green Sprite ad where the little kid is "beatboxing" (or whatever) and imitating the can opening. Instant mute button.

They play it every single break during Survivor.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


ChickenMedium posted:

It's giving me flashbacks to my youth ( ) when things like Hawaiian Punch came in a sealed can that you had to punch your own holes into. Had to put two holes in the top on opposite sides to get it to pour out properly.

Hershey's chocolate syrup used to come in those cans too. Damnit I'm old...

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


404GoonNotFound posted:

Well, at 2am once every 6 months it's rumored that someone with a mop from 1957 actually cleans the floor in Waffle House, but that's an urban legend at best.

That's why the reapers hang out there.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Who are the people on the AT&T don't text while driving commercials? I've seen two of them where some girl/guy talks about their amazing career and all their fans but I have no clue who they are. Are they on Glee or something like that?

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


DrBouvenstein posted:

Is that Martin Short doing the voiceovers for the new Old navy commercials?

Yes it is, at least until he gets caught in a porn theater like Fred Willard.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


The Baconator came out well after Dave died.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Does it annoy anyone else that the people in the DirecTV Genie ads refer to the Genie as "she"? How does a DVR have a gender?

Can you come up with a better excuse to have a scantily clad woman in the commercial?

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Mooseontheloose posted:

If you are Massachusetts or New England I am sure you have seen the Newman's Own Organic Coffee where they have people put on fake Boston accents. Eventually it devolves into people doing British accents and I don't even know what the gently caress. It's annoying and I hate it because no one can even do a fake Boston accent correctly.

What's a Connecticut?

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Number five was an actual major plot of an episode of the Office.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


FuzzySkinner posted:

I'm watching TruTV because of the Tourney.

Holy hell, their shows are some of the worst I've ever seen.

South Beach Towing includes some large women screaming in the promos about "HEALTH CARE BEING FOR RICH PEOPLE" that seems like she'd be a walking, living "Right Wing Racist Facebook post"

Lizard Lick Towing? The hell.

Now they have a show called "Safe Crackers"

loving stop.

One of those towing shows had a woman fall out of a three story parking garage and just get up and walk back in screaming how she was going to kick someones rear end.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Sash! posted:

Well if that's what happened, I'd change my opinion of the commercials.

Dad was a perfectly good human until that gypsy woman came along

Dad was Dice Clay so I wouldn't call him a perfectly good human.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Irish Joe posted:

Her character is the daughter of Cottonelle's CEO. She was given a cush job in the marketing department because God knows there are no jobs out there for someone with a degree in Jazz Studies. Every idea she suggests involves combining something from her life--shoes, speed dating, Starbucks, purse dogs--with toilet paper and no one can say "no" because everybody knows what happened to the last guy who upset the CEO's daughter.

There, explained it for you.

Morning win?

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


ToyotaThong posted:

Somebody out there is spanking it to this one right now.

http://youtu.be/N94ES_HI-K8

I am now! Thanks for the heads up!

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Comedy Central aired a commercial for that new Sam Jackson movie where he wears that stupid baseball cap and they dropped two uncensored f bombs. I know they show uncensored movies and standup at night but this was the first commercial I've seen with that language.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


What's with screaming goats in commercials lately? Did I miss a meme somewhere?

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Gonz posted:

This is a new one that's been airing for about a month, now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmuwxUnKOlI

"Buy a Subaru. The perfect car for taking your dying dog on a bucket list vacation."

They added a shot of a note that says "birthday bucket list" at the beginning of it. They probably got a lot of calls from people just bawling.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Old women love to gently caress, buy a car.

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Mooseontheloose posted:

I dunno man the people of FASHION magazine haven't steered me wrong before.

You can wear it OVER your clothes!

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Gonz posted:

That son of a bitch put a camera pen in his breast pocket and recorded that poor woman's response to his advances.

Then he went home and watched it on his laptop. What a fuckin' creep.

That pen was aimed right at her breasts! For shame!

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy



Didn't he disappear? Did they ever find him?

Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


They brought back the Geico Cavemen. They are curling now.

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Clamknuckle
Sep 7, 2006

Groovy


Thin Privilege posted:


Unrelated but Tina Fey lifting up vegetables to talk about some laundry detergent is very depressing.

That's Maya Rudolph.

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