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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


Since I got the last real post in the last thread I will re post it here.

That loving AT&T commercial with the postponed flash mob is going to give me a stroke.

Oh lol, it's a chubby middle aged white guy doing something wacky! What hijinks will he get up to next?

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


cheese eats mouse posted:

The Exxon Mobil Oil Sands commercial. It's just outright misleading and if you know anything about oil extraction it's a loving ridiculous commercial.

http://www.exxonmobil.com/Corporate...1_oilsands.aspx

No you see, oil extraction doesn't totally surprise sex the environment and make it uninhabitable. That's just liberal commie talk.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


Clamknuckle posted:

You just know she's going off to pick up her scumbag boyfriend and blow him in Daddy's car.

I hope the seats weren't leather.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


How many commercials are currently airing that revolve around some boring middle-age white male doing something whacky? Does anyone actually find this poo poo funny?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


Alvin and the Chipmunks sing Lady Gaga.

Why god why

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


Whoah do you have 20s on those?!?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


I cannot stand all of the new Apple iphone 5 commercials. Holy poo poo that little jingle in all of them with the pretentious narrator is like nails on a chalkboard. And I never knew that someone could be so loving smug over some cheap plastic ear buds.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


Rhyno posted:

The commercial flat out lies. There's no cell towers at the Jersey Shore.

Well not anymore.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


Based on their new ad campaign Best Buy doesn't know what beta testing is.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


Has anyone else seen the Kays Jewelers commercial with the pedophile step dad?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


God drat, Big Poppa just does not work in Spanish at all. It sounds awful.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


From their commercials I think Radio Shack has started selling sex toys or something.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


About a year ago (maybe less) Best Buy was running a series of ads that had this smooth bass riff in the background. Does anyone remember what song that came from?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


What the gently caress



And I've always loved this one since the Mom doesn't actually spill any soda.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


What commercial had this guy trying to carry a bucket of cleaning supplies and a hose to his car and just flailing maniacally?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


Oh my loving god, has anyone else seen that K-MArt "skipping" commercial? I want to hurt everyone involved in that.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


It's funny how the creator of Breaking Bad thought that the phrase was well known all across the country. Then he found out noone knew what the gently caress it meant.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwt1rHo1P_M

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


"$160 a month for 10gb of data split between 4 people?! That's like 4 HD youtube videos each, WHAT A DEAL!"

gently caress telecom companies.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bnanI9jXps

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


Tragedienne posted:

Why does James Patterson need to advertise his books on TV? His commercials are usually awful. Now he doesn't even say what it's about, just references the title.

Did you see the new commercial for his book Burn? Holy hell he isn't even pretending to care anymore.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


That seriously might be the worst commercial I've ever seen.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


Sash! posted:

I swear there's at least two drug commercials that the listed side effects include symptoms of the ailment they're attempting to rectify.

All anti-depressants list suicidal thoughts as a possible side effect.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

"Are you telling me that the Patriots swarm has gone rogue, Ted?"
"... It's worse than that."


There's a holiday Microsoft Surface commercial airing where there is a giant choir of people standing outside an Apple Store singing Christmas songs. You literally see the Apple logo thats on the store more than the Surface logo thats tiny on all of their sweaters. I cannot understand what the gently caress they were thinking.

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