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I'd like to think they were actually using their vibrators as they were giving the gifts. In my mind that makes the commercial a little interesting
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Holy poo poo I'm really getting annoyed by that drat sprint (?) ad that tries to tout how productive it is but Keeps on saying to play loving angry birds. And not just once but like 3 loving times on the same drat commercial.
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muscles like this? posted:Their new one with the "Whale" is also god-awful. It seems like it was written for Ken Jeong but since he's too popular now its just some other short Asian man talking with a high pitched voice. I believe that asian man is Dat Phan. A horrible, horrible comedian where his whole gimmick was sounding like his extremely asian parents
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I hated from the start and I'll always loving hate that loving travelocity commercial with those lovely parents on the beach with their lovely kids and the parents look high as gently caress and there acting like what you'd expect a really lovely american family to act like in another country on vacation
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Jul 31, 2011 06:53
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Holy crap just saw the Fiat commercial with jennifer lopez and that poo poo sucks so loving much. The car looks like a piece of poo poo, the song sounds loving horrible, and she does this really horrible dance move in the end. I really used to like jennifer lopez back in the the day and used to think she was a decent dancer but this poo poo lazy
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Sep 16, 2011 07:35
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HOoooooly poo poo that prius ad is disturbing as gently caress. I had never seen it before and some goons earlier were talking about it but I didn't think it would be that creepy but Jesus is that thing horrifying.
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Oct 9, 2011 03:13
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vyst posted:That loopy blond bitch on the Wendy's commercials giving her boyfriend poo poo about chicken sandwiches needs a dropkick to the throat God do I loving hate that woman, she seems really invested on what chicken sandwich her boyfriend eats. Like I imagine she really bitches at him about chicken sandwiches when they are not on camera and he hate fucks her when she comes home yet again with more chicken sandwiches, and schemes to kill her with poisoned wendy's chicken sandwiches.
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Nov 14, 2011 01:54
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On the other spectrum I really love the new mini cooper commercials. Short, sweet, and they sell the product nicely. One of the commercials has the colour scheme changing like it was from a video game, its short and I can wrap my head around what they are trying to say. Makes me want to buy a mini cooper.
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SlothfulCobra posted:Why would I ever want to cook meals for myself when can eat MEXICAN FAST FOOD?! She isn't even saying the spanish words right, I think they just got some tanned italian girl and told her to say these spanish words and she just read it. Also I loving hate when media forces spanish actors to speak spanglish it sounds loving horrible and unnatural. Another also, that food looks horrible.
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Nut Bunnies posted:The difference here is that the iPhone ads merely show off what you can do with the phone Those are probably the worst iphone ads around. It just oozes  especially when they showcase stuff that the iphone does when pretty much every phone does the same thing.
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raditts posted:On that note, why did people flip their poo poo so hard over that "wow my phone TALKS TO ME" poo poo? It basically does what Dr. Sbaitso did packaged with my Sound Blaster in 1989, wowie zowie. Seriously. All the douchebags at my job that talked up that siri bullshit don't even use it. Edit: Vakal posted:Is that the creepy iphone commercial with the photos of the little girl who looks like she was snagged off of the set of Toddlers in Tiaras? Its usually the ones with the "quirky" piano or guitar track in the background with just the phone in some random shmuck's hands. TontoCorazon fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jan 26, 2012 |
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Is John Goodman doing voice over work for michelin tires?
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Weird combo for a commercial: what sounds like Mike Birbiglia on those new miracle whip commercials. Compare them to those horrible "REBELLION" miracle whip commercials.
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SpacePig posted:Green. Soylent?
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404GoonNotFound posted:Domino's, meanwhile, hides their crazy creationism funding and is still poo poo. Coincidence? I am very sorry but what the gently caress?
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Oh holy gently caress kitkat commercials suck so loving much.
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Jesus Christ! Those new iphone ads are so loving bad. They say nothing about the phone but they show off the headphones you get with the phone and another one shows how your thumb can reach the loving screen. Nothing about the phone or its new "features" just grasping at straws.
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Sep 25, 2012 06:26
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I think I'm the only one that thinks wind turbines look pretty drat cool in the distance. Moving constantly and silently, seems almost alien.
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Oct 3, 2012 12:57
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kittenmittons posted:Yeah, that's not why it's pretentious. What shape were Apple's ear buds in the past anyway? Round and uncomfortable as gently caress.
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Oct 7, 2012 06:21
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I really hate those drat gamefly commercials. Although it really shows what petulant loving babies gamers are.
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DaMangoSentinel posted:I'm currently hating the Radio Shack phone trade in commercials, where they all look like they're being shot by the phones. One ad particular infuriates me. Holy crap this! Nobody actually names their phones by the carriers. Like I'll never say I just got a T-Mobile smart phone, people are going to look at me like an idiot.
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That kindle fire commercial is so annoying, also the narrator sounds so drat bored about a lovely tablet or he's trying his best stoned Carl Sagan impression.
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Ybrik posted:The Santa version of the slutty mom cell phone commercial rules. I saw that too, laughed pretty hard when it came on.
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Sash! posted:Mexican food in the Northeast is terrible is why. You are so loving wrong. 
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Batui posted:I like that commercial because the little girl is so cute and totally not doofy and because of the enigma in the middle of the commercial, when she shows him his portrait upside down, which causes him to look confused, and then she turns it right side up and he starts smiling again. Why does he react this way? Does he not recognize his own likeness when it's upside down, and was trying to figure out what to make of the astract art? Does he think his child is a moron that doesn't know which way is up? DO you not get what this thread is trying to teach you? Marketing execs have no idea what human interaction is.
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Those new batch of iPhone commercials are pretty terribly. They are still advertising features that are already on phones. Also if you're dreaming of the Williams sister why would you be playing table tennis with them.
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piratepilates posted:The point is that it's a weird dream, playing tennis is what you'd expect to be doing with them, it's a lot weirder if you're playing ping pong against both of them at the same time. Yeah I was trying to make a vulgar joke but I didn't want to outright say it.
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Gonz posted:So....no money, then? Negative money.
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FuzzySkinner posted:LIZ! It's been said before but AdBlock actually blocks those ads on youtube. That along with the extension to remove the comments section has made youtube insanely awesome. This is on FireFox of course.
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Choco1980 posted:Lately? Clearly you haven't watch much daytime television in oh, five years. There are only three types of commercials that run during all that crap--Class action lawsuits, bankruptcy attorneys, and adult education career colleges. They know EXACTLY who's watching at that time slot. Don't forget really messed up payday loans.
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Gaunab posted:Guitar Center seems to be targeting men going through a midlife crisis. God I hate that commercial. You just know those employees hate that dude, they're not his friends they have to be nice to him.
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If you've ever between to a chucky cheese you know the mascot is accurate.
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MisterZimbu posted:I'm not the only one that's starting to somewhat like the newer Hopper ads, am I? No they're legit pretty funny.
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Sure the ipad is on, but with the loving brightness all the way down. That commercials is so loving dumb, it says its hidden cameras then who the hell are they talking to? They also sound like the people you see in infomercials, like you expect them to start talking about how good HD sun glasses are in a moment. God I hate that loving commercial.
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Red Warrior posted:The Lays commercial with the woman in the nail salon who steals a bunch of Lays when the other woman looks away and then has gross greasy fingernails covered in crumbs baffles me. Why make the results of eating your product look so nasty? And what kind of beast is she that she crushes the chips through her fingers to make her nails look like that?
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The Pillsbury Doughboy is just a sick gently caress and gets off when you touch his stomach.
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Jesus that apple customer commercial is loving awful.
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DrBouvenstein posted:gently caress that Taco Bell commercial with the kid running away from his girlfriend's day. It's actually one song by Portugal the Man. That commercial is pretty bad though.
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Zeether posted:Those "fix your PC!" ads that are obviously advertising spyware/bloatware are still airing and it's not so much annoying as it is just sad. It's depressing as gently caress to know how many people have fallen for that poo poo. At least once every two to three days I have a customer with that specific bullshit software.
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