|
Alberto Basalm posted:The new Always Sunny in Philadelphia commercials are really funny. I can't find them on youtube, but if you can find them somewhere, don't skip them. They are really well done. Talkin bout these? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwkNdA18TJA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kgry-DUupU&NR=1 Because yeah, they're fantastic.
|
#
¿
Jul 31, 2011 05:45
|
|
`
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 19, 2024 13:53 |
|
|
TontoCorazon posted:I hated from the start and I'll always loving hate that loving travelocity commercial with those lovely parents on the beach with their lovely kids and the parents look high as gently caress and there acting like what you'd expect a really lovely american family to act like in another country on vacation ugh. Are you talking about the one where the dad says "Our son's an architect" and then they gently caress ofscreen after trading stupid false compliments because no other person would ever consider either of them? Because that commercial makes me really happy I'm gay. So does that one where the wife is pissed about her husband working out with her. I hate that the advertising industry thinks that every last straight couple hates each other. Back to what I originally ranted about...If sunchoked islands often get wrecked for straight men by ginger trollwives and dickspawn as this travel website's commercial suggests, thank the gently caress God for my proclivities. e: I think I used like nine vocab words. QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Jul 31, 2011 |
|
#
¿
Jul 31, 2011 09:20
|
|
|
Tragedienne posted:Yet they left in all the religious references! "A different viewpoint is not a sin, believe capital H-I-M." Is an actual lyric. What. I guess the song is about bullying now, and it still has a positive message but... whoa. Why.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 3, 2011 08:01
|
|
|
The drat hamburger helper commercials where the hand mascot forces the woman to read spam mail or opens a pop-up ad on her laptop to inspire the women to cook their lovely boxed "ethnic" food like "Mexican" or "Italian." This commercial has no reason to make me rage like it does. I think its the fact that they run them back to back combined with the hand forcefully exposing these women to read obnoxious poo poo so they can get back to cooking.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 16, 2011 15:31
|
|
|
Combo posted:It annoys me because the children in her family now think that hamburger helper with a flavor packet is mexican food, or italian food. They'll probably grow up to be the kind of people to put ketchup on their well done steak. This is how I feel too, but my post was already spergy enough and I didn't know how to say it without sounding like a snob. You did a good job though  that was exactly what I wanted to say.gently caress hamburger helper.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 16, 2011 21:49
|
|
|
"Oooh, see what Anandra did?" "MAJOR WOW FACTOR." Tim Gunn, you're such a nice guy but that commercial makes me hate you.  Also, aquatic sideshow posted:There's a stupid lovely commercial where apparently a group of people go into a restaurant, and all order bowls of cereal. Not only that, they apparently order bowls of cereal by telling the waitress whichever health problem they have, and the waitress brings out bowls of Cheerios like some sort of bizarre pharmacist-waitress-cereal maker. It boggles the mind. Imagining doing this to a waitress in real life sent me into an uncontrollable fit of giggles. "MISS, I HAVE ASTHMA AND GLAUCOMA WHICH CEREAL SHOULD I EAT I AM LITERALLY A CHILD."  Thank you.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 31, 2011 03:44
|
|
|
Every time I hear that loving "I just called to say HELLO" little indie pampaloose knockoff jingle I want to set a baby seal on fire. It's running in at least three different ads and holy poo poo.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 18, 2011 04:42
|
|
|
Goddamnit, Education Connection. Have these ads come up yet? Because holy gently caress are they annoying. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDR28lIRGZw&feature=related
|
|
#
¿
Sep 28, 2011 08:03
|
|
|
I must have seen this commercial for the stupid bird movie with Jack Black and Owen Wilson 100 times already.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 30, 2011 07:51
|
|
|
DrBouvenstein posted:"Did everyone see what Anandra just did?" "Let's see if we can stitch together a better deal!" "Major wow factor!" Ugh I hate this commercial. Tim Gunn why?
|
|
#
¿
Oct 11, 2011 23:23
|
|
|
This Battlefield 3 commercial uses the chorus from "99 Problems." Why would you use a part of a song that has a word in it that you can't play on television? Why. The song sounds so terrible with the word bitch removed, it really bothers me. It also really doesn't even make that much sense for the commercial.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 17, 2011 04:22
|
|
|
I have more than a sneaking suspicion that the announcer from the Scrubbing Bubbles commercial is the Professor from the Powerpuff Girls. It bothers me.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 24, 2011 19:10
|
|
|
The Moon Monster posted:Sounds like someone's not executing a proper double pits to chesty. What is wrong with you? I had almost forgotten that bullshit. E: in response to the part you edited in, I remember there used to be a rumor when I was in middle school like 10 years ago, when axe was new and everyone was an awkward teenager. According to the rumor, Axe had female hormones or pheremones or some bullshit in it that made chicks attracted to you if you wear it. I dunno if that was a widespread thing or what was up with that rumor, but all us stupid seventh graders doused ourselves in the bullshit before dances. Smelled p bad. I used it once and said gently caress this because I didn't like how it smelled. I actually got more kisses at dances because I didn't reek like a perfume orgy.  Double edit: just remembered I used bone daddy from hot topic, which is, looking back, just as embarrassing, but it was less popular and I didn't cover myself with it. So I was the best smelling teenager at the dance  .In other terrible commercial news, we all know the geico "using smartphones to do dumb things." It's pretty accurate but I've seen it way too much to not hate it now. Meanwhile, I just noticed that another geico commercial, the one with the rowing guinea pigs, has a promo at the end to download their FREE rowing guinea pig app. I think that's kind of stupid. QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Oct 25, 2011 |
|
#
¿
Oct 25, 2011 21:53
|
|
|
Tupping Liberty posted:Maybe I'm the only one in TVIV that watches E! more often than just for The Soup, but man MAN this commercial is annoying. Ugh, it's on Bravo, too. I hate that commercial for the same reason. If they got a French chick it would make sense, but would still probably be annoying. Edit: while I'm talking about Bravo, holy poo poo is their announcer annoying. I don't know if anyone else watches Bravo here, but the announcer they get to hawk all their terrible reality shows has the most obnoxious nasally voice I can imagine. He sounds like the voice they would give to an annoying-as-poo poo Jack Russell Terrier in a talking-dog comedy. I hate him. Why must you torture me, Bravo?! QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Oct 27, 2011 |
|
#
¿
Oct 27, 2011 08:10
|
|
|
I REALLY don't like this manly-jawed woman telling me about how the NoNo can remove all hair from my body. She's yapping about how the NoNo can be used on facial hair and pointing at her upper lip. With a smile on her face. It freaks me p bad. She has the same insane glint in her eyes as that astronaut that drove across country in diapers to kill her boy's lover or whatever happened with that. Like she might start off shaving her legs and then she ends up chopping her two least favorite children in half with a straight-razor. Because they weren't mommy's perfect little boys or something. So, yeah. The NoNo lady disturbs me pretty bad, especially the one ginger she has talking about getting his girlfriend to NoNo his asstop-lowerback hair while he's wearing a shirt that looks like Thomas Kinkade's diarrhea on an acid trip. thanx logo.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 28, 2011 07:30
|
|
|
I was curious so I GIS'd "McRib without sauce." I've never eaten one, have never wanted to, and now I don't think I ever could. It looks like a giant scab.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 2, 2011 19:02
|
|
|
SamuraiFoochs posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU_GG7mJ7tY I knew what this was before I clicked it. I will not be buying this game entirely because I loving hate this commercial. also because I don't have a ps3 or 360.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 9, 2011 01:53
|
|
|
It really does sound like they're saying Orgy Wonderland. Hmm. Also, on the subject of misheard awful jingle lyrics, that loving ninja car commercial. It has the Asian chick from the North Korea episode of Always Sunny (I think?) and it just keeps playing what sounds like "I'm a ninja, I'm a horny ninja." I'm pretty sure it's actually saying "hoodie ninja," but I don't know what the gently caress hoodies have to do with anything. The song is annoying as gently caress and keeps getting stuck in my head.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 9, 2011 05:55
|
|
|
You Are A Elf posted:- Folgers' Coffee commercial with Peter coming home on X-mas day and waking everyone with coffee (circa 1985; ran for many moons until about 10 years ago) Ugh. Speaking of Folgers, imagine my "joy" that the vaguely incestuous seeming Folgers' siblings and their psychic mom (Awakes from a dead sleep at the sound of coffee being poured downstairs: "He's HERE!)have once again appeared this holiday season. gently caress Christmas.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 16, 2011 01:13
|
|
|
Something Positive posted:ASPCA, I commend your efforts to help abused and homeless animals. I know how heartbreaking and hard the job is and how regrettably needed your services are but, all the same, gently caress you for using "When She Loved Me" for one of your commercials. gently caress. You. This commercial came on the night I had to put my dog down and I just about punched my TV in rage-pain. First time I think I've ever had a literally visceral reaction to a commercial. I thought I was going to have a panic attack. Those commercials are really, really loving awful entities. 
|
|
#
¿
Nov 26, 2011 03:33
|
|
|
Does anyone else have an issue with the term "super new" when applied to a new episode of a show? They say that poo poo on E and Bravo (I know,  ) all the loving time and it's super grating.See what I did there?  Also, the Rocket Man misheard lyrics commercial gets the song stuck in my head every time, and it plays every commercial break. Killing me.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 10, 2011 08:24
|
|
|
Vicas posted:I'm gonna go with them realizing that people will be talking about that commercial because the song is totally about people loving haha man I could totally go for some chocolate right now. Chocolate is an aphrodesiac... In other news, gently caress the Big. Big biiiiig big big. Big. Big. Biiiiiiig big. And gently caress the guy that says small, too. His face demands a brick amongst its tissues.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 18, 2011 07:15
|
|
|
ProfessorGroove posted:The commercials don't really get on my nerves but I find these new ones selling .xxx domains to be extremely bizarre, particuarly how they're on during prime time pretty often. There was one that was at least a minute and a half long when I was watching the 6 o'clock 30 rock on comedy central the other day. Are there really that many people who run porn sites out there? Is porn becoming this mainstream? I'm not a prude or anything but they just seem very out of place to me. This exact thing happened to me. At first I figured that my cablebox's guide was hosed up and 30 rock wasn't actually on, because it looked like some lo-fi British sitcom from the 90s. I kept flicking channels back and forth to check on it and sure enough it was a .xxx commercial followed by my regularly scheduled viewing of 30 rock.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 24, 2011 08:32
|
|
|
I keep getting the songs from the Stevia sweetener commercials stuck in my head, and they're annoying as gently caress.
|
|
#
¿
Jan 4, 2012 06:23
|
|
|
I want to crush the Truvia singer girl's quavery vocal cords.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 1, 2012 04:47
|
|
|
A Pay Day does NOT count as an energy bar. (I know that technically yes, I guess a fuckton of caramel and peanuts does provide you with energy, but shuddup.)
|
|
#
¿
Feb 2, 2012 16:19
|
|
|
zVxTeflon posted:Ive never had a pizza guy ever step foot inside my house. That's because you're not cheating on your wife with the pizza guy you made up.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 3, 2012 01:31
|
|
|
The pigs from that Cici's commercial freak me out on a very visceral level and I can't put my finger on why. I think the one that winks and gestures at the camera is subconsciously reminding me of some long-forgotten animatronic uncanny valley freakshow that scared me as a kid. Ugh.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 24, 2012 07:36
|
|
|
What the gently caress is up with Mio energy commercial with the creepy cgi anthropomorphic safari animal bros in the bar? I have no idea what they're talking about and if I didn't already know what Mio was, I would have no idea what the product is. And it's really bad cgi but that's the least of my issues with it.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 1, 2012 03:41
|
|
|
So, am I retarded in thinking that Whipped Cream flavored vodka would taste the same as Marshmallow flavored vodka, which would taste the same as vanilla vodka? I can't imagine them differing vastly enough to make three separate flavors. Then again I hate flavored vodka.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 22, 2012 06:20
|
|
|
Ugh. This new wave of anti-smoking commercials. They make it seem like literally anyone who smokes a cigarette will have a horrifying voicebox and a stoma or lose both legs due to poor circulation. Some bullshit. Let me smoke myself to death without reminding me of the consequences, please.  I'm gonna go have a smoke because gently caress all your smokeproblems. e: ^^^^^They're probably made out of recycled humane shelter dogs. QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Mar 29, 2012 |
|
#
¿
Mar 29, 2012 07:31
|
|
|
What in the gently caress is this commercial. It plays like a softcore porno interlude directed by Tommy Wiseau. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUbxQiaD1TY If you smell like this old dude, hot-ish middle aged women will sex you. I'm imagining this is like Axe for gullible old men. I can't even imagine how it smells. For some reason I'm thinking mothballs. I WANT YOU BABY. :bigtran: QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Apr 19, 2012 |
|
#
¿
Apr 19, 2012 21:02
|
|
|
Is it really that hard to make a mixed drink with two ingredients?
|
|
#
¿
Apr 20, 2012 01:52
|
|
|
In other terrible advertising news, James Bond's signature drink in the new movie will be everyone's favorite skunk-flavored pissbeer, Heineken. As if that goddamn "we could do a serenade" commercial wasn't bad enough.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 20, 2012 04:39
|
|
|
Those cars.com "confidence" commercials with the mini faces sprouting out of peoples' bodies and singing about which car they want are viscerally terrifying to me. The one with the black guy with the face snake growing out of his back is the worst one, but the one with the woman is pretty bad too.
|
|
#
¿
May 19, 2012 00:52
|
|
|
Grrrrrr. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRQFJF6OV4g gently caress you vitamin water. gently caress you. I really hate when memes get used in commercials, can you tell?
|
|
#
¿
May 20, 2012 06:31
|
|
|
Adam Sandler STOP MAKING THESE MOVIES. STOP IT.
|
|
#
¿
May 21, 2012 03:26
|
|
|
The Grimace posted:Okay, Honda. You like Crazy Train. I don't loving care, I hear this commercial every other break on Comedy Central and I'm sick as poo poo of it. Seriously muting my TV every time the drat thing comes on and I hear "bum bum." I can't decide whether the horrible cut to the chorus or the entire car singing extremely off key is the worst part. I want every Honda I see to crash because I imagine some horrible a capella version of an 80s metal song being belted out by its occupants. It's the whole thing. The whole commercial is the worst part.
|
|
#
¿
May 22, 2012 08:28
|
|
|
The seatbelt ad I keep seeing in PA is loving stupid too. Huge orange and yellow words flash on the screen describing different stupid ways idiot people might pretend they had their seatbelt on when they get pulled over. Such as literally throwing a goddamn cheeseburger into your face while you're driving for some reason? I don't think it's PA exclusive but it's baaaaaad.
|
|
#
¿
May 24, 2012 23:57
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 19, 2024 13:53 |
|
|
Goddamn, those are like extended Tim and Eric sketches with no punchline.
|
|
#
¿
May 25, 2012 07:17
|
|