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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

Golden Corral.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXlxlkVGgEg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWE78YpP04U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1oj0nSHrBo

Let me just say this - if, for Father's Day, I told my Dad I was taking him to Golden Corral?

He'd willingly have Vietnam flashbacks, beat the living black and blue out of me, light me on fire, and leave me staked outside the restaurant as a lure for incoming customers to step into the Punji Stake trap he set up in the parking lot.

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

It's funny that the shittiest beer has the best commercial...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNz0kdGLX-E

Well, maybe not the best, but it's nice to see a beer commercial just...be a beer commercial.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

FlamingLiberal posted:

It's really sad to me that Joe Pesci is doing Snickers commercials now, rather than doing some real acting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0cmMiW6bI

Eh, the guy retired from acting to coach kids' softball in New Jersey. I can't hate on him for that. And that commercial is a lot funnier than the Richard Lewis/Rosanne one...

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

Rhyno posted:

Okay so I've seen this loving Ancestry.com commercial like 80 times now and you know what? gently caress YOU rear end in a top hat. NOBODY CARES IF YOUR ANCESTORS LIVED NEXT TO THE loving WRIGHT BROTHERS! NOBODY! FOR FUCKS SAKE, I ACTUALLY AM RELATED TO THEM AND NOBODY GIVES A gently caress ABOUT ME! gently caress YOU AND YOUR loving GRAND PARENTS FOR NOT DYING IN A WAR!







I'm all better now.



CNN's just started running a new ad between segments.

"If you're sick and tired of paying every time you call 411, here's a new way to keep that hard earned money in your own pocket."

It's like those ads where it's "Kindle vs. bound book." The pure SMUGNESS of the guy ticks me off.

And, I'm sorry, if you actually have to think "well, I need to find my friend's phone number, but I don't know if I can afford the 50 cent charge," you REALLY need to examine the life choices that brought you to this point.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

Part-Time Robot posted:

There was a PSA about secondhand smoke I saw a few times that had a cat coughing and wheezing for a good 15 seconds or so, then had a text screen mentioning feline asthma from secondhand smoke.

I know it's true from firsthand experience, but watching that cat wheeze and gasp for air broke my heart. I'm glad I haven't seen the baby one, it'd probably hurt to watch even more.

When I lived in Pittsburgh, the local rock'n'roll station, WDVE, played a commercial talking about vaccinating your kids. And the background was a child with whooping cough and his concerned mother reassuring him.

The cough was so over the top, people called in thinking it was a comedy bit and asking them to replay it!

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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

Aphrodite posted:

What magical product that will make you popular is this for?

A 9mm.

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