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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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Radish posted:

Liam Neeson's Clash of Clans superbowl commercial was legitimately good.

You know, I remember the commercial and it was really good, but drat if I could've told you it was for Clash of Clans. Kind of a failure as an advert on that measure

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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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I've been seeing this ad for a stupid beer delivery service on youtube lately and what really strikes me is how they're already out of beer, and the guy's friend is clearly into this potential beer run, but this dude just shuts him down to use his dumb phone app and get beer "less than an hour later"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-AGQO9m8lg

In real life the party would be dead by this point

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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Y-Hat posted:

Why have I already seen two of the commercials that are going to play during the Super Bowl (the Heinz commercial with dachshunds and the Pokemon 20th anniversary commercial)? Did they decide that sneak previews of the commercials are idiotic and that they should just cut to the chase? And yes, there's going to be a Pokemon commercial during a football game. It seemingly makes no sense until you realize that Richard Sherman is a big time Poke-nerd, then it makes just slightly more sense.

It's all for nothing, anyway. Super Bowl commercials have been universally forgettable and mediocre for quite some time. They don't even make spectacularly awful ones like the Britney Spears Pepsi number anymore. And for crissakes, I thought the Budweiser Clydesdale cheap emotional heartstring-pulling commercials were gonna end for good two years ago. But last year they brought them back. The game better be good, because the ads and the halftime show (also a sea of forgettable crap since the Prince show a decade ago) sure won't.

The super bowl is basically the branding singularity at this point, a single evening of infinite density from which nothing can escape without being workshopped and demographic tested into oblivion. Tomorrow everyone in this thread is going to be posting exactly the words "well ads <x> and <y> were sort of okay but overall everything was pretty bad or forgettable. I liked <celebrity> in <funny-ish ad> but I'm going to hate seeing it for the next 6 months every commercial break" and the grand cycle will continue on as it does every single year, and will until the NFL has withered to dust

as for pokemon I imagine the overlap between pokemon fans and football fans is huge, solely because both have huge fandoms in the under 30 demo. People are going to make jokes about "ugh what football fans like pokemon" when it airs but I have to believe nintendo knows who it's going for

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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skooma512 posted:

Or the pokemon kid grew up to be a fantasy football guy.

I still can't believe people watch something just for the commercials though.s

it's even worse, you're basically societally expected to have seen the ads so you can talk about them with your coworkers tomorrow and talk about how disappointing they were

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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I admit, I was not expecting an ad as stupid as Super Bowl Babies, make with the loving Denver

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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The Grey posted:

I only saw the ones for X-men and Independence Day. What else was there?

The Jungle Book and TMNT2, lmao

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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Y-Hat posted:

"Stupid" isn't the word I'd use. "Disgusting," "TMI," and "nauseating" are among three of them. But hey, at least I was wrong about one part of my post: there was a memorably awful commercial this year!

naw, i don't really feel that strongly about it. I mean the last world cup saw hundai make literally the same ad and it was just as dumb then, but that's about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7v5pf0aN2Q

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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Insurance fraud: there's got to be a better way!

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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raditts posted:

My favorite part of Comcast commercials is how they still try to compare their download speeds (represented by a "download" bar slowly turning green, natch) to loving DSL. Why don't they just go full retard and compare themselves to dialup as long as they're competing against services nobody has used in 10 years?

About that: http://www.broadbandmap.gov/technology

DSL is still extremely common outside of metropolitan areas, where the costs to run cables far outweigh the profit, and still pretty common within them, where it's usually the cheaper option that still lets you watch cat videos just fine

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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Beastie posted:

For those of you who haven't seen this amazing collection of laziness:

https://twitter.com/brandssayingbae?lang=en

That's not laziness, it's Real Engagement™, which my ad agency guarantees will up your revenue and build you a fiercely loyal customer base who Love Engaging With Your Brand™

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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Y-Hat posted:

Nothing can match the :psyduck: of a porn site celebrating Leicester City winning the Premier League title by decking its mascot in the team's jersey.



Pornhub does this kinda stuff all the time, like posting their web traffic in cities that win playoff games vs lose them

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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exploding mummy posted:

another scorcher

... Cool.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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You Are A Elf posted:

This is my favorite hack job in overdubbing and overlaying American voices/Cheerios box with original British ones:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IZ9CL4phPk

This commercial always hosed me up, like the uncanny valley of cereal commercials

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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raditts posted:

Since political ads are ramping up, is this the appropriate thread for them?
Pat Toomey's kind of a piece of poo poo in general, but I hate this ad in particular for the not-so-hidden racism in it.
See if you can catch it on your first try!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rINNfOnl8FU

Aww yeah love the "anti-fracking = anti-JOBS" poo poo too

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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muscles like this? posted:

My job does an employee lunch every couple of weeks and whenever they get pizza they get Papa Johns. It's the worst, too greasy and yet simultaneously too dry.

As an exam grader i wasn't gonna turn down a free dinner but I sure as hell wouldn't go back to it of my own volition. I'd rather have Domino's, and that's not because it's stellar

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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TontoCorazon posted:

I'm assuming he got paid a dumb amount of money just to say that.

Yeah that's basically an I'm Going To Disneyland level obvious placement

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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missing one of your top front teeth will get you turned down for an incredible number of jobs so I could honestly see even something as awkward as this having a pretty sizable number of use cases. Dental costs are pretty hosed up

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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EL BROMANCE posted:

The amount of commercials with interlacing artifacts on cable channels kills me. Like, Comcast should notice their adverts on their system are looking like crap and yell at someone to fix it.

A lot of them are probably sent in like that or just made with badly aging tape, and really, they can't remove them in post without the originals

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Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

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Beastie posted:

I've probably seen this but, what?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZnqBL6iYjA

This video is itself a throwback to this old one but when the little sister isn't a tiny child it gets a really weird sort of sexual tension

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4kNl7cQdcU

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