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raditts posted:I've always hated that "where on a chicken is a nugget" saying because it's so goddamn stupid. Where on the cow is a hamburger? Where on a pig is the bacon? Bacon actually comes from either the jowl or the belly.
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Iron Crowned posted:Looks like someone is jealous that he's not getting paid in gum. Nobody pays me in gum... 
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404GoonNotFound posted:You know, the new McDonalds ad may be the first time where I agree with the "bitchy" girlfriend about the man being a total loving idiot. The McRib is awesome that's why, it's just a gross sticky mess that tastes like bbq sauce and garbage disposal scraps, but there's just something about it that is just loving magical and no one knows what it is.
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Nov 1, 2011 01:28
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U.T. Raptor posted:I'm getting tired of those Old Navy commercials with the BLUE EVERYWHERE WHIMSICAL FACTORY. They were mildly amusing at first, but they played literally twice a commercial break sometimess and I'm getting sick of them now... Not to mention they seem just a little bit racist if we're thinking of the same one.
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Iron Crowned posted:I saw this last night: This ad confuses the hell out of me, like there's nothing in there about a car until the very end.
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jojoinnit posted:Yup. It's called the License Fee. You can be fined for having a TV and not paying the fee. It's a bit of a boondoggle these days with the iPlayer because now you can watch BBC content without having a telly, and someone tried to introduce a law that would add the license fee to everyone with internet, but thankfully that got shut down sharpish. This post is everything that is right with how the British talk.
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Feb 8, 2012 20:54
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Rirse posted:Getting tired of the car commercial where the guy goes to sleep with "Mr Sandman" playing, and then cuts to some racetrack with crappy 80s music playing. The worst part was that the original airing played Mr.Sandman the entire run of the commercial. VVVVV:I swear one version had the song play the entire time.:VVVV Tardcore fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Mar 12, 2012 |
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The worst part about those Mio ads is how creepy those drat animals are, I get some serious Uncanny Valley effect off them.
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muscles like this? posted:There's a new Mio animal commercial and its even creepier/bizarre than the first one. This one involves a camel's hump being treated like boobs even though its still on the camel's back. Is this the one with the giraffe? I didn't look directly at the screen while it was playing for fear of turning into stone.
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Mar 18, 2012 15:04
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Tupping Liberty posted:Surprised to see no complaints about the new Svedka ad. Sexy robots bother me. Oh god I saw that and threw up in my mouth a little. This is proof humanity is not ready for robots to exist.
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Apr 29, 2012 23:51
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SubponticatePoster posted:No, this makes sense because Coors Light is more or less alien piss that will make your insides pop out if you drink it. ( Well it certainly tastes that way  .Edit: Oh my god I thought the ad was for Men in Black 3, but then I watched it. What the gently caress? Tardcore fucked around with this message at 20:35 on May 19, 2012 |
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NaturalLow posted:All bubble bath has that risk associated with it, not just Mr. Bubble. Some people are just really prone to UTIs and/or sensitive to fragrances and dyes in soaps. I remember getting one of those as a kid, pissing black blood and extreme pain are not one of my favorite childhood memories.
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May 27, 2012 19:19
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:They keep playing these don't text and drive commercials on Adult Swim and I hate them so much because they make me want to cry. I can't say they're not effective though, I've made a serious effort to not touch my phone while in the car ever since I got a smart phone. You need someone to tell you not to text and drive?
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Jul 28, 2012 19:15
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Oh my god that K-Mart dubstep ad is literally offensive to my ears, how do people listen to that stuff? I have to mute that one every time it comes on.
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Aug 26, 2012 18:58
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vyst posted:Holy loving poo poo I get it you can't get [Insert channel here] on DISH network. You can shut up now. I've never seen anti-advertisements before but there you go.
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Jubs posted:I hate the "DVR is watching me" ads. Who has a bathroom that big?!?! I used to know someone who had a big rear end bathroom like that. It was way too open and made it uncomfortable to take a dump in.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b38kUOOJUN0 There are no words for how awful this is. 
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Nov 10, 2012 02:16
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I get all loving 3.
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Nov 20, 2012 06:50
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Jubs posted:I've heard on the radio an ad for something like 420hookups.com. No lie I'd use that site.
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Nov 20, 2012 09:50
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FuzzySkinner posted:I only like those commercials because they seem to be the literal embodiment of the Look at this dude, hasn't seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7geQYc_-ruc&t=35s
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NC-17 posted:The original was great though. But only because I think the subtext was she found out he was cheating and knew he was leaving to go see his lover. So she made a video of herself loving the poolboy. That is an interesting interpretation.
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I really like the new Little Caesars ad they've been showing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzv1KYjXHrI Honk honk 
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Gaunab posted:^^^Having Kidz bop in Walmart almost seems redundant since walmart censors their cd's anyway. Do they really still do that? I don't even know why they'd bother with it in this day and age.
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DrBouvenstein posted:The worst part is the God-drat Devil Woman they decided to cast. Looks like a typical airline stewardess too me.
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DrBouvenstein posted:What bugs me most about one State Farm commercial is the two dues in the car in the middle of a bunch of bison. I think it's one of those drive through animal parks, you know the ones were a horde of bears will stare at you as you drive past.
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Jan 29, 2013 23:11
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404GoonNotFound posted:I actually had an owl make a run at my dog when I was visiting family last Thanksgiving. Trust me, it's pretty much a minor heart attack moment. poo poo now I'm worried about letting my chihuahua out at night. Thanks rear end in a top hat. 
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RaspberryCommie posted:Ugh. My aunt thinks this commercial is the height of hilarity and has her son sing it with her every time they come over. From this fact alone I hate your aunt.
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dijon du jour posted:Maybe not, but it is perpetuating an Italian stereotype. Wait I thought that was an Irish stereotype? Either way who cares because no one is really racist against Italians anymore. Tardcore fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Apr 29, 2013 |
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Sash! posted:They invented Santa. There's that. I'm pretty sure Santa Claus story has been around longer than coke.
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Pigs blood, and a lot of it, like so much that I get confused and think I'm watching Carrie.
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Gonz posted:This is something that exists in the world we live in. I've said it before but these would be perfect for a Devo tribute band.
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Vicas posted:Hey grandpa, maybe this commercial is more your speed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk Holy poo poo I remember when I was a kid my brother and I saw this ad and mocked the way that guy said "I'll call now" for like half an hour. God drat a lovely ad just brought up some memories from my childhood.
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Gonz posted:IN THE ARRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMS OFFFFFFFFFFF AN ANGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I remember back when they were using "Always on my Mind" I would crack up because I'd imagine this version of the song playing over it instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q053PBA47gY.
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Brian Moser posted:What's so wrong with white people that I constantly hear Taco Bell ruins their insides? Is it serious, or is it a joke reference to a movie or cultural zeitgeist piece of humour? Here's a hint, if you stop eating canned food and mayo out of jars, you'll be able to handle Real World Food, and hell maybe even leave the country and eat Other Stuff, too! Taco Bell, the highest of culinary craftsmanship.
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The one true choice in fast food chicken is Popeye's.
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Gonz posted:
I remember saying the old commercial was exploitative, but god drat did they really take it to another level with this one.
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Resident Hero posted:
"The sweet taste of moonshine" really should answer that question.
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vyst posted:The person making your moonshine has more than 4 teeth you are not drinking moonshine. This poo poo is truth, real moonshine tastes like stagnant water and smells like decay. Tardcore fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Jun 2, 2014 |
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Mahoning posted:I unironically love the Stare Farm commercial with the old fishing guy. "I got you a dollar" When I first saw that ad I thought it was Gary Busey.
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The weirdest thing about that ad in my opinion is how ripped the arms on that opioid are.
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