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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


I believe the mute button was specifically invented for commercial breaks on SportSouth. The Braves games run about four different ads, with frequent showings of the flash mob.

The Shane Co. radio ads drive me insane. The guy's voice just grates and how long they run are ridiculous.

This one is a combination of every negative thing you can think of: It's the CREDIT MacDADDY! Bless small television stations. Bless them all. This aired on WALB-TV.

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


I've been seeing a lot of AT&T's commercial with the dumb father again lately. It's the one where he's told the new AT&T internet has an invisible cord and when he asks for it at the end of the spot, he's told he's always had an invisible cord.

I want to punch my TV every time it's on and I mute commercials.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


Pajama Jeans: No, not for sleepwear. Everyday wear. They're stretchable and comfortable because, you know, no jeans are comfortable and no company has any with elastic in the waist. Nah, you can't just get a larger size in regular jeans and make them more comfortable. Pajama jeans are the only way to be comfy. And they're stylish, too. They have a mock fly.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


I'm not 100% convinced that this is the same personal injury lawyer ad I saw this afternoon, but it has to be pretty close.

Not nearly as bad as Georgia Car Credit (holy poo poo, is that thing racist), but this is a slight step below the normal offensiveness of personal injury lawyer commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LHo...feature=related

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


Avocados: Only losers don't bring them to parties.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


While not a holiday commercial, I associate this with Christmas more than just about any other ad: Salad Shooter. This thing ran for years.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


You Are A Elf posted:

Dear god, I'd forgotten all about those commercials. The product is called SCOE10X, and I don't know what the gently caress.

The dog poo poo one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE6JkSgeiSw

The cat piss one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPefoXW0T4Q

I had a feeling it wasn't the ad for the Potty Patch, but for some reason I clicked on it anyway. I regret that decision.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


jojoinnit posted:

You know that "Dreeeeaaaams. Dreams dreams dreams" song? I heard it in two commercials in a row last night. First was for Sleepys, then a Comcast ad came on next and it ran together perfectly to the point that I was confused for a second why the mattress ad had suddenly changed visual tones.

"All I Have to Do Is Dream" is name of the song. I'm not familiar with either ad (Charter-exclusive here), but the Everly Brothers originally sang it.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


Spotify has a pair that are driving me insane. I'm a cheapskate, so I have the free service. Lowe's has two Memorial Day ones "this is our time" and is this peppy rah-rah bullshit thing about saving $30 on a $199 grill. Die.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


jisforjosh posted:

We all have bad car dealership commercials. But do we all have bad, racially insensitive ones?

I present to you Charlie Clark Nissan, South Texas #1 volume Nissan dealer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDv0ejrlZWk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuOuDJWS1kI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29pTRtsUag

To its credit, I haven't seen this one in years, but it's the Credit MacDaddy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR3XEosZVjc

There was a follow-up, that while it added a girlfriend, was actually slightly less racist. I can't find it online.

These might be national, but one of a series from the Credit Bus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91OFgNgBpAE

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


I was actually more amused than annoyed. This is my big problem. My strainer takes up too much space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofviWfIOoe0

A spill stopper! Who'd have ever thunk of that.

Wait. I have several. They're called lids.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


Over the course of about an hour this afternoon, I saw ads for Bubble Witch Saga, Pet Rescue Saga and whatever that thing is that's based on Peggle. It's amazing how much shittier they all looked compared to the free MSN games. That said, I still can't get over there being a board game version of Bejeweled.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


raditts posted:

Don't forget Butterfinger cucking.


Holy poo poo.

I want to see the movie that gets optioned from this commercial, starring Nicolas Cage as Jamie Casino.

Dammit, my Fox comes out of Albany instead of Savannah.

Even better: Like Cage, Casino is apparently a stage name. The real last name is Biancosino.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


I just saw a short ad for something called the Pee Pocket. The one on television explained nothing except that doctors invented this thing so women could stand and go.

This is apparently what it is.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


I just saw a GMC truck ad that used the background music of Eminence Front.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


Iron Crowned posted:

I really am glad I only watch about 2 hours of live TV a week, I can only imagine how horrible it would be to have to have Star Wars thrown at you every 10 seconds

Every single store has Star Wars poo poo in a prominent location and that's even including Dollar Tree and it's been going on for the past two months.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


Hardee's/Carl's Jr. has an ad out now stressing how clean and natural their burgers are now (grass-fed cows was mentioned). Every scene of a burger being assembled was done by a glove-less employee.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


After hearing it four times in an hour I should know by now which lovely company made their own version of "Holiday Road" for a Christmas ad, but I've blocked that part out.

Whoever it is needs to fall on a rusty rake.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrhxAidI08

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


There's a Georgia Lottery commercial that features a flying pig. A "I'll win the lottery when pigs fly" thing.

The talking pig sounds just like Master Shake.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


gently caress you, Dodge Ram.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


If you remember lawyer Jamie Casino and his crazy ad from the Super Bowl a few years ago, he bought another local ad. This one isn't as wild, but he seems to have gotten someone to scoop up all the $5 TVs at the area Goodwills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUXRnmv9_hk

Casino had this one in 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2gdPY-88w

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


McSpanky posted:

Wanna see the director's cut where he had a black kid shining his shoes to support local business and salutes an oirish cop on the beat because blue lives matter.

Kemp wasn't even the biggest right wing nutjob in the primary.

It was either Clay Tippins:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G67Zxndb0Fw

Or Michael Williams who drove around in a loving DEPORTATION BUS. He wanted to use Cracker Barrel as meetup place for the bus tour, because, the clientele skews towards ancient and lily white. Cracker Barrel told him to get the hell off their property. He slipped into one restaurant for an actual meal (in Dublin), but when they noticed the bus, they kicked him out.

The Republican primary is headed for a run-off. It's between Kemp and Casey Cagle, whose best attribute is that he's not quite as nutty.

(Cagle will win the thing because the Dems' candidate is a black female (Stacey Abrams). She'll have exactly zero of the old white dude demographic, which is the majority it seems of what votes.)

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


exploded mummy posted:

It's like if Too Many Cooks made a TV ad

There's a drat lotto commercial out there now that riffs on Too Many Cooks.

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


Arm and Hammer has a cat litter commercial featuring cats, but not housecats.

Furries.

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