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I'm really proud of you for being an algebra teacher, mom. KidsLoveDegrees.com KidsLoveDegrees.com KidsLoveDegrees.com KidsLoveDegrees.com! gently caress off with this poo poo, thanks.
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Holy poo poo the new EbayForTheWin commercial has a guy who is exactly the kind of cheesedick who would still be saying "for the win" in 2014. What is ebay thinking?
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Oct 8, 2014 06:31
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What fresh hell is this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXexeL3IQbI I don't want to know the kind of mind it took to come up with this product.
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Oct 19, 2014 03:20
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...of SCIENCE! posted:The worst Christmas song is Baby It's Cold Outside because now you have to deal with a chorus of people parroting the monologue from Key & Peele about how the song is rapey and acting like they made it up themselves. 
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Nov 7, 2014 17:34
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I don't necessarily hate this but I was surprised when I saw it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMUbqNi-sUk
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Apr 17, 2015 00:31
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Pierce and Pierce posted:That's a BOLD statement! My new favorite thing to hate is commercials that have several different people reading the same exact copy and they just cut between them 800 times. I've noticed it a lot more lately and I think it first started with those dumb Gazelle.com commercials. Those and the ones where they are pretending to have phone testimonial audio while showing smiling people who could be that voice but aren't. What is the point? Faustian Bargain fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Apr 20, 2015 |
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Apr 20, 2015 06:23
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The left-swipe right-swipe ad started off great but then they shoehorned way too much stuff into it with the bacon guy singing a verse and then the over the top black stereotype yelling hashtag at the end. I'm pretty sure that they are purposefully made terrible.
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Sep 3, 2015 17:13
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Maxwell Lord posted:Were ads for pay-for fantasy football services this thick on the ground last August/September? Because I honestly do not remember that being the case. Mister Kingdom posted:I just wish the penny auction commercials would go away.
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Sep 11, 2015 23:33
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https://youtu.be/u4srWvLXZRw I can't tell if it's me that's out of touch when I saw this but it feels like it's made by a dad who just discovered the internet. All that's missing are minions.
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Sep 12, 2015 03:14
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The "there's a Big Mac for that" commercial makes me wonder if there are really people who celebrate by going to McDonalds.
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Feb 26, 2017 18:31
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Awkward Verizon spokesman doing non-confident mic drops is getting old. At least Sprint is dunking on them with their parodies now, even though Sprint is bad also.
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Mar 22, 2017 18:43
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All of the galaxy s8 commercials make me want to buy an iphone out of spite.
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Apr 12, 2017 07:46
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New uber commercials glamorizing the business by seamlessly switching between chilling, earning, chilling, earning, chilling, earning, chilling, earning, and chilling. "Get your side hustle on" sounds like it was made up by an old dad who stumbled onto urban dictionary.
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Jul 3, 2017 01:23
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InsensitiveSeaBass posted:
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Jul 14, 2017 16:23
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The canned margarita commercials with a disinterested narrator talking about how it's "going to be one of those nights." Reminds me of 40 year old women posting pictures of their half glass of wine captioned with "it's 5 o'clock somewhere!!!"
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Oct 18, 2017 17:12
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Mahoning posted:Mostly because the punchline (“it’s like H2 and O!” The one that bugs me the most now is that 80s sounding KitKat commercial.
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Nov 27, 2017 18:54
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I feel like the "nothing can stop me I'm all the way up" Mt. Dew commercial with Danny McBride is just a cut of a longer commercial that I've never seen. It's very strange just having that clip.
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Jan 24, 2018 17:25
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Gaunab posted:It is. Would post it but I'm on my phone.
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Jan 24, 2018 21:49
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Soresto, Soresto, Soresto!  Any product with a commercial this annoying all but guarantees I am not buying their poo poo.
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Mar 21, 2018 18:09
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Chili’s is back baby back baby back with a bunch of lovely new commercials.
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Jun 4, 2018 05:55
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The Anna faris commercial for atom 
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Jun 15, 2018 04:12
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There's a new Progressive commercial and it's time to blast Flo and Jamie into the loving sun.
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Jul 27, 2018 07:00
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FELD1 posted:I have to admit I liked the one where Jamie was a cartoon giant with a folksy theme song. AN UNEXPECTED ENDING
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Jul 31, 2018 23:16
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I hate that Progressive commercial. Jamie is just the worst.
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Oct 15, 2018 19:12
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Howdy folks, it's dinner time is still playing even though Christmas is over. This commercial, though: https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wvTB/tophatter-90-seconds I can't imagine wanting to be like these people.
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Jan 2, 2019 04:00
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I usually hate Progressive commercials (anything with Jamie is especially bad), but Flo being the new not-maid in the 90s style sitcom show is great.
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May 21, 2019 17:56
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Majorian posted:Since most of them are the literal worst things ever put on TV. My theory is that since the tobacco companies must pay for these commercials, they reach out to a bunch of advertisers and then pick the worst one.
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Jun 21, 2019 15:40
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ElwoodCuse posted:All they do is pay for them they don't care about them past cutting checks My dad just turned 60 and recently got on oxygen. Anecdotal probably, but I wonder how many people don't smoke because they saw what it did to their parents.
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Jun 21, 2019 23:21
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HIYEEEE is a worse commercial.
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Aug 16, 2019 15:38
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Dear Crunch, No one's favorite candy bar is Crunch. Sincerely, Everyone Else
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Sep 23, 2019 06:51
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ElwoodCuse posted:It's Nestle Crunch goddamnit.
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Sep 23, 2019 16:07
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Milky Way is a three musketeers with caramel. Snickers is a Milky Way with peanuts. Baby Ruth is a pay day with chocolate. Pay day is the best candy bar, perfect combo of sweet and salty.
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Sep 23, 2019 23:58
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Progressive commercials are mostly better than Geico's monkey cheese. Progressive on ice and the theme park are definite misses but Flo dating (he's got pics of you on his phone) and Jamie's mansion are good. edit: the 10 second version of this commercial is god awful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNRoNy20QjY
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Nov 4, 2019 17:33
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sticksy posted:Every time the Big Hurt mentions the name of that product he’s shilling, which is frequently, I wonder if he’s aware of the connotation of something that sounds eerily similar to “eugenics.”
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Jan 10, 2020 23:29
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There’s a longer version of the new commercial where the new Jake says something like “do they usually ask what your wearing” and the old Jake pops out from behind the wall to say it’s normal.
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Feb 9, 2020 23:35
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KFC's new commercial ensures that I will never give them my business, no matter how good chicken on a donut sounds.
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Mar 2, 2020 05:50
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Let’s go out to ‘ita
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Mar 19, 2020 05:16
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Ugh the new Sonic commercials. The one with the red haired girls and their dad talking about how to say chocolate is so grating. Bring back the dimwit and his handler, anything is better than this.
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Apr 3, 2020 16:17
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I can't stand that botox commercial with the sound track where some woman is constantly screaming "woo!" as these women go to the beach or go to a photobooth or whatever because they look so good and young with their botox.Unkempt posted:That match.com ad with satan and 2020 is a hell of a thing 
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No one like Crunch bars, and no weird commercials will convince me otherwise. I can’t put my finger in these commercials but it’s some uncanny valley poo poo.
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