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MOD EDIT: the thread has spiraled into madness. Click here for a summary post. Ok, so I have this Gamecube.  It looks like this. If I sell it, I'll get at most 20 dollars, but I've seriously asked friends to take it from me and no one wants it. So I thought I'd ask SA: What do I do with this gamecube? Assume I don't want to sell it and that I have all the talents of an average internet user. I also own a Wii, so using it for Gamecube games is not worth the electrical socket it needs. Can you help me turn this thing into a useful item again? Something I can have in my home and use as something other than a paperweight? Gravy Jones posted:Do one of these funny things and post the results or I will ban you. DeathTramp posted:Challenge accepted. I am going to make this thing into an even more useless object. Details to follow.
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I am going to be sad when you hurt that Gamecube.
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Jun 9, 2011 01:49
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Turn it into a bong. Or a vase to hold flowers. But a bong would be better.
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Jun 9, 2011 01:49
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What did Gamecube ever do to you?
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Jun 9, 2011 01:49
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Fleshlight.
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Jun 9, 2011 01:50
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You could always give it to a charity!
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Jun 9, 2011 01:50
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Give it to Child's Play or Home of the Innocents or some other group that could use a video game system to relieve suffering.
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Jun 9, 2011 01:51
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Achmed Jones posted:Give it to Child's Play or Home of the Innocents or some other group that could use a video game system to relieve suffering. Maybe a gamecube-bong would ease their suffering even more. 
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Jun 9, 2011 01:53
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Fleshlight bong.
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Jun 9, 2011 01:55
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Send it to me, my ex-fiancee stole my gamecube and I have always wanted to get another.
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Jun 9, 2011 01:56
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Hollow it out and turn it into a tissue box. Or play Luigi's Mansion.
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Jun 9, 2011 01:57
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Put a good game on it and start playing it. There's something the Wii certainly cannot do!
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Jun 9, 2011 01:58
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Ever seen the youtube series "can i microwave this?". Start your own series. Can I shoot this?quote:Put a good game on it and start playing it. There's something the Wii certainly cannot do! Ever seen the amount of sheer shovalware they have?
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Jun 9, 2011 01:58
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Get a Game Boy Player and play Wario Ware 24/7.
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Jun 9, 2011 01:58
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Whatever you do, do not under ANY circumstances donate it to the poor.
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Jun 9, 2011 01:58
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God, I loved the Gamecube. For a system that wasn't considered that successful, it was a lot of fun. Especially for multiple people, which is the only thing Nintendo does right these days.
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Jun 9, 2011 01:58
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Melt it into some fantatstical Salvadore Dali style sculpture and sell it as modern art - or have it as an interesting talking point on your coffee table. Alternatively, a house for a tiny mouse/squirrel 
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Jun 9, 2011 02:00
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Make a sweet portable laser. With a fleshlight.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:02
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Eat it. Eat that gamecube. For charity.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:02
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The Corporate posted:Make a sweet portable laser. With a fleshlight. Fleshlight bong-laser.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:02
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Donate it. 
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Jun 9, 2011 02:03
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Game.......sphere?
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Jun 9, 2011 02:04
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Put some dots on it to turn it into a big die. Then bring it to the casino and demand to use it at the craps table.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:06
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Paint it gold, frame it and submit it to some local galleries.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:07
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Find the world's biggest idiot, slap a crude sticker on it that says "Project Cafe Prototype DO NOT RELEASE TO PUBLIC", sell to said idiot for a ludicrous price, profit. But really, give it to a charity group. I actually feel a little bad now for selling mine through Amazon Marketplace.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:07
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Hollow it out and use it to hide weed from your mom.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:08
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Something electronic. Maybe use it as a custom PC case? Or an amp controlled by the controller?
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Jun 9, 2011 02:08
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Attach motors to the memory card slots so they flap open and closed and it looks like two  faces talking to each other.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:10
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Remember, if you don't donate your gently used video game systems to the poor and Irish, you are basically Hitler.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:11
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Add some meat warming compartments. Edit: and a boss yellow and red paint job
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Jun 9, 2011 02:11
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If you don't do some awesome modding project with it, you might as well donate it. http://www.get-well-gamers.org/faq.php Gamecube's on the list of consoles they'll accept.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:12
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Good Citizen posted:Hollow it out and use it to hide weed from your mom. Hollow it out and use it to hide weed from MY mom. (She'll never look there.)
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Jun 9, 2011 02:13
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Make it into a hat! Hollow that poo poo out and make a goddamn hat.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:14
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I want it to be made into a rice cooker, actually. Bonus points if it has a sake warmer/drinks holder.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:17
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Volcott posted:Remember, if you don't donate your gently used video game systems to the poor and Irish, you are basically Hitler. The dirt and germs hiding in the brown gunk in between the cracks of the controller could kill someone.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:19
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Keep it at the bottom of your closet. In 20 years when you have children, if they ever act bratty, take away whatever gaming system may be planted behind their eyeball and give the Gamecube to them as punishment. Tell them cavemen created it.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:21
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Build a computer into it.
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Jun 9, 2011 02:21
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Use it to kill people and write letters to the police calling yourself "The Console Warrior".
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Jun 9, 2011 02:22
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Carry it around by the handle and beat trans people with it
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Send lewd pictures of it on your twitter account
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