Shit, jizz, explosions and severed fingat: the Gamecube mod challenge has gone wrong

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Crazyeyes: Nov 5, 2009; If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

RoboCriminal posted:

Also I read this in the voice of your Spock avatar and it kinda worked.

I got my avatar due to my strange manner of speaking, so it makes sense.

Tampax posted:

It's worse than we thought

God drat you. :argh:

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:27

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# ? May 7, 2024 18:01

Old Janx Spirit: Jun 26, 2010; an ode to the artisans of
luxury, a willed madness,
a fabulous dinosaur...

spixxor posted:

Poop. Jizz. Explosions, fires, and the Case of the Missing Fingat.

I don't understand one loving thing that is going on in this thread, holy gently caress, everyone has gone loving mental.

Including me, because when I saw Ranccor's post saying it was BS I went "Awwwww." out loud. And then "gently caress yes!" to a severed(?) fingat. What have you done to me thread, what.

Why do we not have a smiley that runs screaming back and forth? My horror/fascination/slowing failing sanity has no proper smiley outlet.

You mean this?

:derp:

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:27

dinozombiesgoRARR: Dec 25, 2010; Momma said knock you out

RoboCriminal posted:

Also I read this in the voice of your Spock avatar and it kinda worked.

Also you should imagine this theme music before you read it.

In search of ... the Lost Finger of El Dorado

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:28

malefactor: Jul 23, 2006; by T. Finn

Do not GIS for "finger blown off by fireworks." :siren:

The real thing is horrifying. :smith:

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:28

The Corporate: Jul 7, 2009

malefactor posted:

Do not GIS for "finger blown off by fireworks."

The real thing is horrifying.

Why do you so desperately want this to be fake?

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:31

Vector 7: Sep 29, 2010

I think his skepticism is pretty justified.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:33

Nickelodeon Household: Apr 11, 2010; I like chocolate MIIIILK

malefactor posted:

Do not GIS for "finger blown off by fireworks."

The real thing is horrifying.

What about "fingat blown off by fireworks"? :colbert:

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:33

RoboCriminal: Sep 21, 2007; Sup

malefactor posted:

Do not GIS for "finger blown off by fireworks."

The real thing is horrifying.

I did it because apparently I'm still 12 years old mentally and will do anything someone tells me not to.

This was the 6th result:

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:34

dinozombiesgoRARR: Dec 25, 2010; Momma said knock you out

spregalia posted:

What about "fingat blown off by fireworks"?

You get "Showing results for finger blown off by fireworks. Search instead for fingat blown off by fireworks" followed by :gonk:

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:35

Nickelodeon Household: Apr 11, 2010; I like chocolate MIIIILK

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

You get "Showing results for finger blown off by fireworks. Search instead for fingat blown off by fireworks" followed by

Click search instead for "fignat blown off by fireworks". I demand explanations.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:39

spixxor: Feb 4, 2009

Old Janx Spirit posted:

You mean this?

Not frantic enough. Something like :supaburn:

all combined into one.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:39

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Just caught up on 700+ replies, and was expecting something good, but this?

loving AMAZING!

Then the doubters and skeptics and conspiracy theorists?

This thread will be forever associated with "Fingate '11"

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:39

malefactor: Jul 23, 2006; by T. Finn

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

You get "Showing results for finger blown off by fireworks. Search instead for fingat blown off by fireworks" followed by

Yep, and you can hardly look at it. Then go back and look at the picks. They look more like some dude who is actually missing a finger, but his hand is covered in 2 types of jelly.

edit: Then again why didn't he include his name in those picks?

Something is a miss, I cant quite put my fingat on it though...

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:40

Manifest: Jul 7, 2007; HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

The Mutato posted:

So I just caught up on 700 posts. Ironically, I am now holding in poop for this loving thread. I feel partially responsible, to be honest.

As you should, you're the one who upped the ante.

I for one, am convinced. Triple-trolled or not, Ranccor has provided much entertainment.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:41

Flavor Bear: Jan 13, 2008; Bear Love is Best Love

I am taking a very lazy route, and am choosing to believe Ranccor until it all can be disproven.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:42

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

Page 3 of "Fingat blown off by fireworks" GIS...

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:44

Old Janx Spirit: Jun 26, 2010; an ode to the artisans of
luxury, a willed madness,
a fabulous dinosaur...

Ranccor has given us a real life, Goontastic version of Inception. Belief is beside the point.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:44

RadioMuffin: Dec 16, 2010

So now Ranccor you only have four FINGATS like cartoon characters how does it feel?

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:50

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; welcome to dead gay dog house

Ranccor you said you were going to bed like an hour ago but you're still browsing WHAT GIVES.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:50

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

RadioMuffin posted:

So now Ranccor you only have four FINGATS like cartoon characters how does it feel?

Probably very similar but now he can only count to nine.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:52

RoboCriminal: Sep 21, 2007; Sup

Gardias posted:

Ranccor you said you were going to bed like an hour ago but you're still browsing WHAT GIVES.

The case of the phantom fingat..

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:53

Dr. Witherbone: Nov 1, 2010; CHEESE LOOKS ON IN
DESPAIR BUT ALSO WITH
AN ERECTION

malefactor posted:

Yep, and you can hardly look at it. Then go back and look at the picks. They look more like some dude who is actually missing a finger, but his hand is covered in 2 types of jelly.

edit: Then again why didn't he include his name in those picks?

Something is a miss, I cant quite put my fingat on it though...

Here's what's amiss: no fireworks were involved in the loss of Ranccor's fingat. It was blown off by shrapnel, then poorly cauterized. Naturally, things would be less gnarly than if done with fireworks.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 04:56

RadioMuffin: Dec 16, 2010

mookface posted:

Probably very similar but now he can only count to nine.

Picking up things without using your pinkie isn't too bad but still a little weird feeling, so I'm actually curious whether to know he's gotten phantom sensations from it and if it feels really odd adjusting to picking up things with 4 fingats.

That shrapnel thing brings up a good point. How the gently caress did shrapnel blow one, unimportant fingat off without really harming anything else? Unless, I'm missing details.

Oh sorry I forgot we're all using fingat here.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 05:03

Jack MacAskill: Feb 21, 2011

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

Also you should imagine this theme music before you read it.

In search of ... the Lost Finger of El Dorado

Wow, I don't remember that sucking quite so bad. Now this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2S6ZQn9lvk

My inner child is pissing himself as we speak.

Ranccor posted:

No sweats man, I'll believe you. High four!

# ? Jul 13, 2011 05:04

malefactor: Jul 23, 2006; by T. Finn

How will he crouch?

:ohdear:

# ? Jul 13, 2011 05:04

bowser: Apr 7, 2007

Just goldmine the thread, it's only downhill from here.

E: Actually, it was only downhill from the initial fingat post. Goons just had to poo poo up a thread about making GBS threads on things.

# ? Jul 13, 2011 05:06

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Brotax: Jul 29, 2006; He's Mr. White Christmas.

He's Mr. Snow.

bowser posted:

Just goldmine the thread, it's only downhill from here.

You want the thread to be Seinfelded?

# ? Jul 13, 2011 05:09

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