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Hellwuzzat
Nov 28, 2008

Chido posted:



Roostroyer really does look like he will roostroy anything that messes with him.

Just going to nth the "check the local feed n' seed for chicks" thing. Also, was talking to some dude today about partridge hunting, and he told me about a dude who raises partridge and pheasant that he bought from a feed store. So, there may be more exotic birdies for you to consider, if you just have to be different.

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Hellwuzzat
Nov 28, 2008
Maybe the silkies killed the rat, then waited patiently for a delicious bounty of maggots? YOU'RE NEXT

Hellwuzzat
Nov 28, 2008
I may have a solution for the instances of canine attack that have surfaced in this thread. The genes of the snake and its predator, the "humble" chicken, must be spliced together to create the dread Cockatrice. By mating the predator and prey, thus, it will be ensured that Cockatrice have no natural predators. With thickly-scaled, razor-sharp claws, venomous fangs adorning an unhinging beak, the fluffy, grim, death grip of its elongated neck, and the power of flight will Cockatrice visit vengeance upon the "pit bulls", and the bulls that inhabit the mere hole and yawning abyss alike.

Hellwuzzat
Nov 28, 2008

meriruka posted:

That's all well and good, but what do Cockatrice eat when there are no available pit bulls?

Slendermen. :D

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