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insert_funny
Jan 5, 2013

I can never have plastic surgery, because I don't feel like chipping in another five bucks to change the picture.
There we go.

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Guys, is your Morbotron-bot acting weird?





(more here)

e:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!



That's the best thing I ever saw!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

More Billy West reading Trump quotes as Zap Brannigan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49xuXAG62yY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arr0VZGP3w0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uc4jLK8D0M

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Careful, we don't want this blowing up like the next We Are Number One meme.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Data Graham posted:

Careful, we don't want this blowing up like the next We Are Number One meme.

No, I'm doesn't.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I just rewatched Law & Oracle the other day, goddamn that is a good episode.

URL: Poor Smitty, he was only two days away from retirement.
Fry: What happened?
URL: He took early retirement.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Didn't we used to be a delivery company??? :confused:

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Alter Ego posted:

Didn't we used to be a delivery company??? :confused:

Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

strangemusic posted:

Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank.
I also would have accepted "Blank? Blank? You're not looking at the big picture!"


What are we, like, a bus or something?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Alter Ego posted:

Didn't we used to be a delivery company??? :confused:

I only said it was good news to distract Danzel Glovington from his pathetic life!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Alter Ego posted:

Didn't we used to be a delivery company??? :confused:

Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

TMMadman posted:

Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

I'll start loadin' up the pillows!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
If you let us use the backup dolly; we could've broken it, given up, and gone home by now! :mad:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Root Bear posted:

If you let us use the backup dolly; we could've broken it, given up, and gone home by now! :mad:

Let me ask you a question, Root Bear--does the company that made your bra make a girdle as well? I ask because a friend of mine--

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Remember a few months ago when we all saw that trailer for the live-action, fan-made Futurama film?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNRPKKF4qU

Welp, it's finished.

In all it's glory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M

It's...uhh...a thing, alright.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


DrBouvenstein posted:

Remember a few months ago when we all saw that trailer for the live-action, fan-made Futurama film?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNRPKKF4qU

Welp, it's finished.

In all it's glory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M

It's...uhh...a thing, alright.

Oh wow! It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie, when I was on that drug trip!

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


strangemusic posted:

Oh wow! It's like that drug trip I saw in that movie, when I was on that drug trip!

Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't taking drugs, and then he sold me my mom's VCR, and then, later, I found out he was taking drugs.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Wacky Delly posted:

Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't taking drugs, and then he sold me my mom's VCR, and then, later, I found out he was taking drugs.

Hmm. What started out as a pleasant afternoon of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned. But don't worry, we still have three or four goons with plenty of spare parts.

MildShow
Jan 4, 2012

TMMadman posted:

Hmm. What started out as a pleasant afternoon of drugs and surgery has not gone as planned. But don't worry, we still have three or four goons with plenty of spare parts.

I thought you were happy - your tail was wagging.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Wacky Delly posted:

Just like when my friend Richie swore he wasn't taking drugs, and then he sold me my mom's VCR, and then, later, I found out he was taking drugs.

Wacky Delly, remember how we talked about always ending your stories one sentence earlier?

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Alter Ego posted:

Wacky Delly, remember how we talked about always ending your stories one sentence earlier?

Most folks just call me Orange Joe.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Listen to Orange Joe.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


And I'm voting against the cat-hater! Isn't that right, kitty?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Deviant posted:

And I'm voting against the cat-hater! Isn't that right, kitty?

I vote that your cat stinks and is ugly! :mad:

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Deviant posted:

And I'm voting against the cat-hater! Isn't that right, kitty?
Second.

Alter Ego posted:

I vote that your cat stinks and is ugly! :mad:
...

Second.

MildShow
Jan 4, 2012

Evil Mastermind posted:

Second.

...

Second.

Well, if I know anything about which number is bigger than the other number...

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Evil Mastermind posted:

Second.

...

Second.

Oh, MARMALADE!

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Millionaires nothin, the thread's only worth three kajiggers!

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Cojawfee posted:

Millionaires nothin, the thread's only worth three kajiggers!

It is? Yahoo! We're poor no matter what I do!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Cojawfee posted:

Millionaires nothin, the thread's only worth three kajiggers!

Ah-ha! Once again, the conservative shitpost-heavy portfolio pays off for the quoting investor!

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


TMMadman posted:

Ah-ha! Once again, the conservative shitpost-heavy portfolio pays off for the quoting investor!

You got fleeced! I would have accepted and emptyquote with a meme in it.

kefkafloyd
Jun 8, 2006

What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses

TMMadman posted:

Ah-ha! Once again, the conservative shitpost-heavy portfolio pays off for the quoting investor!

TMMadman is banned

"Oh no. I'm ruined!"

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Cojawfee posted:

Millionaires nothin, the thread's only worth three kajiggers!
You didn't even bookmark it, you spineless lobster!

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




DrBouvenstein posted:

Remember a few months ago when we all saw that trailer for the live-action, fan-made Futurama film?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNRPKKF4qU

Welp, it's finished.

In all it's glory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-1RMKdWz8M

It's...uhh...a thing, alright.

I laughed a few times. For a fan made free YouTube video I'd say it's pretty acceptable. Heck, it's more than acceptable, it's adequately satisfactory!

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I have no strong feelings about it one way or the other.

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strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Diane Reamed posted:

I have no strong feelings about it one way or the other.

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

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