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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

strangemusic posted:

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?



Diane Reamed is small and neutral.
We're more like strangemusic -- ambitious and misunderstood.

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insert_funny
Jan 5, 2013

I can never have plastic surgery, because I don't feel like chipping in another five bucks to change the picture.

TMMadman posted:

Diane Reamed is small and neutral.
We're more like strangemusic -- ambitious and misunderstood.

Look, everyone wants to be like Diane Reamed. But do we really have the pure strength of will?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MildShow posted:

Well, if I know anything about which number is bigger than the other number...

MildShow
Jan 4, 2012


Whoa! Letters like "U" and "R" can mean words like "You" and "Are".

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Happy New Year naked weirdos!

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Wacky Delly posted:

Happy New Year naked weirdos!

Get a room.

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


Cojawfee posted:

Get a room.

I'm in a room.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Wacky Delly posted:

I'm in a room.

Then lose some weight.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Cojawfee posted:

Then lose some weight.

I'll be whatever I wanna do! :mad:

MildShow
Jan 4, 2012

Root Bear posted:

I'll be whatever I wanna do! :mad:

When I grow up, I wanna be a steam shovel!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cojawfee posted:

Then lose some weight.

Wacky Delly is as the manufacturers made them, sir.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Evil Mastermind posted:

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!

Let me check my program..... yep!

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Evil Mastermind posted:

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!

We believe that he was a well-programmed robot, but he was not our messiah.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

strangemusic posted:

We believe that he was a well-programmed robot, but he was not our messiah.

When you see the Robot Devil, tell him I'm coming for him! :toughguy:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

When you see the Robot Devil, tell him I'm coming for him! :toughguy:

Sure, I can help you, but we might have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil, and by "devil", I mean Robot Devil, and by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

When you see the Robot Devil, tell him I'm coming for him! :toughguy:

*walks three cells over*

Hey, that guy said to tell you--

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Who woulda thunk that hell actually exists?


And that it'd be in New Jersey!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Sure, I can help you, but we might have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil, and by "devil", I mean Robot Devil, and by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.

If I wasn't so lazy I'd kick your butt

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

If I wasn't so lazy I'd kick your butt

Jerusalem, your door doesn't even close anymore!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Jerusalem, your door doesn't even close anymore!

And that doesn't even make sense!

MildShow
Jan 4, 2012

Alter Ego posted:

And that doesn't even make sense!

No I'm... doesn't?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

InsensitiveSeaBass posted:

Jerusalem, your door doesn't even close anymore!

I could get through if I didn't have these drat arms in the way! :mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Jerusalem posted:

If I wasn't so lazy I'd kick your butt

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


That's okay, I needed a diving board put up but all I could find was this regular board anyway, and there's nothing you could do with that.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
I have ridden the mighty Moon worm!

kangal
Mar 16, 2003

Pissed off at numbers.

MariusLecter posted:

I have ridden the mighty Moon worm!

Good for him!

Ra Ra Rasputin
Apr 2, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

If I wasn't so lazy I'd kick your butt

But you are lazy, right?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ra Ra Rasputin posted:

But you are lazy, right?

Oh don'ts gets me starteds!

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin

Jerusalem posted:

Oh don'ts gets me starteds!

Sooo lazy...

Fake edit: Wrong thread.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

That's okay, I needed a diving board put up but all I could find was this regular board anyway, and there's nothing you could do with that.

I turned the reg'lar board inter a divin' board. *sniff*

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Alter Ego posted:

I turned the reg'lar board inter a divin' board. *sniff*

code:
I love you.  Jerusalem.  Has always.  Loved you.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
We converted your party board into an ironing board.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Alter Ego posted:

I turned the reg'lar board inter a divin' board. *sniff*

Alter Ego! Don't drink the pool water!

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

code:
I love you.  Jerusalem.  Has always.  Loved you.

Shut up baby, I know it!

Rap Game Goku
Apr 2, 2008

Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs


It's like posting but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

kangal
Mar 16, 2003

Pissed off at numbers.

Wacky Delly posted:

It's like posting but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

You know that quote wasn't as safe as they said it was.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Cojawfee posted:

We converted your party board into an ironing board.


I'll need ten kegs of beer, a continuous tape of "Louie, Louie" and a regulation two-story panty-raid ladder!

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Root Bear posted:

I'll need ten kegs of beer, a continuous tape of "Louie, Louie" and a regulation two-story panty-raid ladder!

Robot hoooouuuuuuusssseeeeee!!

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Johnny Truant posted:

Robot hoooouuuuuuusssseeeeee!!

Good one, Chet!

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