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LOCUST FART HELL posted:I don't remember ever fighting Godzilla... But that is so what I would have done! So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the finglonger...
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smashpro1 posted:My only regret... Is that I have... Bone-itis!
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Bad news, everyone... "Back in the 20th century, I had all five of your albums!" "Yeah, now we got seven." strangemusic fucked around with this message at 21:47 on May 4, 2012 |
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Flatscan posted:I'm no doctor, but you be exhibiting symptoms of illin'. I am?! At last, recognition!
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May 5, 2012 03:05
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MariusLecter posted:Don't worry, I don't have an addictive personality. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!
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May 9, 2012 22:38
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Coleman posted:You can't just have your post have two quotes! THAT MAKES ME FEEL ANGRY! It's an atrocimacy!
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May 13, 2012 03:49
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John Dough posted:I got her champagne, I opened it - what else does a guy need to do? You call that an ink defense?
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May 13, 2012 23:26
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Coleman posted:This is why I always use cast iron web browsers. I'll take the heavy one.
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May 18, 2012 05:20
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Alter Ego posted:What about what? SHUT UP AND GET TO THE POINT!
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May 25, 2012 03:16
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TravBot posted:No, world. You put YOUR hands up! This is a stickup, again!
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Jun 2, 2012 15:58
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Oolarg posted:Like my granny used to say back in her tar paper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself." God rest her zombie bones. Enough about your promiscuous granny, Oolarg.
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MokBa posted:I finally found someone as great as me! Whoas! Cripe!
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Jul 13, 2012 06:38
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Kannen posted:Oh Metal Lord, we shall be with you soon! OH GOD! I'LL NEVER MAKE IT THIS TIME!
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Jul 20, 2012 16:47
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Coleman posted:Please stop sinning while I'm singing. Hey. Do I preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter? No!
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Sep 12, 2012 23:43
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Junior G-man posted:Whereas I have a ham dinner with mayonnaise waiting for me at my mansion. You're never too rich to pass up a free turkey dog!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Attention McNeil. We are reasonably satisfied with the events we have seen. Overall I would rate it a C+, okay, not great. As a result we will not destroy your planet. But neither will we provide you with our recipe for immortality! Just give it a hit from your spice weasel. Bam!
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Jerusalem posted:Oh we've long since moved on from your primitive sense of modesty Pff, you sound just like my tennis instructor!
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Nov 23, 2013 05:35
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Serella posted:No thanks, I'd rather make out with my Colemanbot. My God, this is an outrage! I was going to post that quote!
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Dec 3, 2013 23:56
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Serella posted:Oh my. Well, that certainly is honest. Hey, I calls 'em like I sees 'em. Whale biologist.
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Dec 5, 2013 06:25
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Kazy posted:Whoa, whoa. Show some decorum there, Alter Ego. This ain't no strip show. This is a beguiling display of the pornographic arts. You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
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Serella posted:Alter Ego didn't stop making out with me the whole time! Does anyone have a reason that this couple should not be joined in the irrevocable shackles of holy bliss?
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Dec 10, 2013 05:23
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insert_funny posted:That is where the male jelly comes from. That just raises further questions!
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kelvron posted:Behold my hand-crafted purity! The modern world can bite my splintery wooden rear end! [Inserts snappy comeback cartridge] Your mother!
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FadingChord posted:Good enough. Splice in some reaction shots of me and shove it on the air. WATCH IT OR DIE TRYING
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John Dough posted:Can they sue for compensation? Is this one of those "no means yes" deals?
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TravBot posted:RULER of the planet Omicron Perseii Eight! Ooh, is that a fleem?
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John Dough posted:I do other human stuff! I age! Look! Fifty-three years old? Oh... now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultraporn!
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LooseChanj posted:How do you do a spoken-word version of a rap song? I believe that qualifies as "ill."
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LooseChanj posted:Noticeably F. A. T., give us a beat! That was a washboard break.
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Jerusalem posted:The song doesn't usually go that long, but we got into a thing.... also I forgot the words. Lackey! Point my arm!
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That sword cost FIVE THOUSAND DORU!!!!
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John Dough posted:Man, that's heavy. Osmium-heavy. Does the company that made your bra make a girdle as well?
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kelvron posted:To shreds you say. Like that Bible guy who got swallowed by a whale... Pinocchio!
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Mister Kingdom posted:The only thing Travbot did better was suck and die. TravBot's gonna die the way he lived.
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MisterBibs posted:*sobs* The remix of the theme here is exquisite. I believe it qualifies as ill.
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kelvron posted:But I like being old. I don't have to talk to my parents, no one asks me to help move their stuff, I don't need to understand today's "edgy" TV sitcoms. GIVE US MCNEILL!
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John Dough posted:He said something about running away. Then he ran away. You'll be the captain, you'll be the delivery boy, and you'll be the alcoholic, foul-mouthed--
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kelvron posted:Know ye now what it feels like to be Dog God! Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!
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Evil Mastermind posted:Listen, just give me something crawling with parasites. You guys like swarms of things, right?
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Athenry posted:Six kinds of beans, plus several things that look like beans. To induce vomiting, that was the solution! Everywhere, it went!
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