Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

404GoonNotFound posted:

On margin! 404by want buy on margin!

Ooh, sorry, we don't take Discover.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 08:10

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:32

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DrBouvenstein posted:

Hmm...we don't have your DNA, retinal scan, or colonic map on file...

Well then good news! Its a suppository.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 16:53

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Lord Hydronium posted:

They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe, destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets...

I know Big Vinnie SAID he was giving me the kiss of death, but I still think he was gay...

# ¿ Feb 15, 2012 17:12

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DrBouvenstein posted:

What's wrong? Did you swallow your cellphone again?

My god, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!

# ¿ Feb 16, 2012 00:17

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

Hahahahaha.

Also Wolfman.

Don't be silly, mon. The last ghost died over 200 years ago.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2012 01:52

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

MildShow posted:

I guess his prices really were insane.

Some even call ME mad...

And why? Because I dared to dream of a race of atomic monsters? Atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies?! AND FREEWAY ON-RAMPS FOR ARMS?!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2012 03:34

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TravBot posted:

It can't be real. Not if Super Deuce is engaged.

I CAN'T BELIEVE EVERYBODY'S JUST AD-LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB-INNNNNNNNNNG!

# ¿ Feb 23, 2012 11:25

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

Now THAT'S walking around money.

True Wealth is Measured in Friendships

# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 00:03

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

haveblue posted:

The spoon's in the foot powder!

That's a human sleeping drug, right?

# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 00:08

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

MokBa posted:

Sanguinia, are you jacking on in there?

HEY! Do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in the gutter?

NO!

# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 01:45

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Serella posted:

Now cuddle. Cuddle wit' your demons.

Fate is a freaky mistress. Much like the Chief. Awww yeah...

Edit: Oh lawd, Law and Oracle may be my new all time favorite Futurama episode

# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 05:10

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Dodgeball posted:

Uh oh. I shouldn't have had seconds!

Stomach Contents: One Deviled Egg

# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 07:50

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

404GoonNotFound posted:

...the same Deviled Egg.

You should write a book 404GoonNotFound. People need to know about the CAN EAT MORE.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 10:16

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

These songs don't usually last six posts, but we got into a SERIOUS THING.

:bravo2:

(And then I forgot how they ended)

# ¿ Feb 29, 2012 16:52

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

sebzilla posted:

Bonder, is it really you?

It seems Flexo has outwitted us all!

Especially me...

Bender... :smugbert:

# ¿ Feb 29, 2012 22:57

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

John Dough posted:

Uh, do you see a robot here names Folder?!

No, that was the other guy. My name's BOILER.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2012 23:30

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DrBouvenstein posted:

Nice work, Boiler.

Thanks.

And call me Bender.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 01:12

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

No one! Your momma! Shut up! Take your pick.

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 03:01

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

All these variations on a theme quotations are a real pain in my...

LOWER BACK.

Yeah, that whole region.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 03:55

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

This is a cool way to die!

I never thought I'd die this way... But I always really hoped!

# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 06:45

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

meatbag posted:

You're reading the Futurama quote thread, the thread that does not condone the cool crime of quoting!

This thread is coming in at over 40 MEGAFONZIES!

# ¿ Mar 1, 2012 09:45

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Dodgeball posted:

He won by one vote.

Don't blame me, I'm a non-voting felon

# ¿ Mar 2, 2012 05:40

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Athenry posted:

Is this one of those Jefferson Starships I've heard so much about?

It can't got faster than 80,000 miles per hour?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 02:59

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

spankmeister posted:

I have ridden the mighty Moon Worm!

Good for him.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 15:53

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Serella posted:

Sapphires? With those I could open the Gate of Garresh!

My fellow goons, as I discuss in this Futurama Quote Thread... and the much more popular Harry Potter and the Thread of Quoted Futurama... we need to defend our forum against crappy posts. As well as dark wizards.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 16:51

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

Also Wolfman.

The Loch Ness Monster's book was right!

# ¿ Mar 3, 2012 16:57

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Coleman.

*DO DO DOOO DO*

I WUUUUUV MY MOMMY

# ¿ Mar 4, 2012 03:58

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

John Dough posted:

Oh, and congratulations again on winning the contest

Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete!

# ¿ Mar 5, 2012 19:22

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TU8aBUiOsU

IN THIS CASE SMALL!

WOOOOOOOOOO!

# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 20:58

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Your Honour, it's all true: My female incompetence, spankmeister's cat-like reflexes, the stuff that made no sense, all of it.

Oye, oye, oye. All rise for the honorable Chief Justice D-O-G-G and the Associate Justices.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2012 14:37

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

Shut up, baby, I know it.

Shut up, Madam Ambassador, I know it.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2012 16:07

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Athenry posted:

WHAT SMELLS LIKE PORPOISE HORK?

My bucket of fossilized KFC?

# ¿ Mar 11, 2012 17:38

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TravBot posted:

I'll sleep better not knowing where it is.

I better do something! ... but I am already in my pajamas....

# ¿ Mar 13, 2012 02:56

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

smashpro1 posted:

Dear diary, I just made love for the second time.

Y'know... left, down, rotate sixty-two degrees, engage rotor...

# ¿ Mar 13, 2012 10:16

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

I don't even know what we do.

Nah I'm just kidding. What're we like a bus or something?

Sanguinia believes in this company...

:qqsay:

# ¿ Mar 13, 2012 14:48

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

Hahahaha. That one touched his behindus.

WHO DARES LAUGH AT THE JESTERS OF DUNK?! :cmon:

# ¿ Mar 14, 2012 03:15

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Flatscan posted:

Enough about your promiscuous mother LOCUST FART HELL.

STOP LAUGHING AT ME FLYING ALVACADO! :ese:

# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 02:09

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

smashpro1 posted:

God rest her zombie bones.

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!

# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 10:05

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

smashpro1 posted:

I want a hovercopter, and an unmarked sandwich, and a new face, with, like, a Hugh Grant look. And every five minutes I don't get it, someone's getting stabbed in the rear end!

As Vice President of Planet Express, I hereby issue this challenge:

LOOK AT MY BUTT! WOOOOOOO!

# ¿ Mar 15, 2012 21:35

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:32

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Coleman posted:

If I don't survive... tell my wife... Hello.

With enemies you know where you stand! But with Neutrals? Who knows?!

# ¿ Mar 17, 2012 04:12

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