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Sanguinia posted:My god, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy! We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians, such as pyramid building, space travel, and how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello
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Coleman posted:Now to go home and relax the traditional Canadian way. It does seem like Canada would be able to field a good hockey team without you. Isn't that basically all Canadians do?
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Coleman posted:I'm not from here! I have my own customs! Look at my CRAAAAAAZY passport! I guess his prices really were insane.
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Milord posted:I have a question. That story was bad. Your music's bad and you should feel bad!
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TravBot posted:Don't you worry about characters announcing how they feel, let me worry about blank. You call that a pressed ham?
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Sanguinia posted:Stomach Contents: One Deviled Egg Take! I've got four of them.
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Alter Ego posted:CHANGE PLACES!!! Stop, hammer time.
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Classtoise posted:I am the man with no name! And now, a man who needs no introduction... Fry! Get up there!
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Heliotrope posted:The music was in your heart, not your hands! Tonight we are slaves to no one, except the rhythm.
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Sanguinia posted:Oye, oye, oye. All rise for the honorable Chief Justice D-O-G-G and the Associate Justices. Naked Ladies! Naked Ladies! Naked Ladies!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:You're vegetarians. Who cares what you do? That's not true! We taught a lion to eat tofu!
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Don't worry! The Professy will help!
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MokBa posted:No, "wuv", with an Earth W! Awww, dat's sho shweet!
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Coleman posted:I'm going to remind Alter Ego of his humanity the way only a Goon can. You're going to do his laundry?
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:He's made of candy! I'm 30% iron.
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Sanguinia posted:That's... especially impossible. Nothing is impossible! Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about! 
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Don't worry, your pal the garbage disposal's still on your side! Hey, someone dropped a shiny diamond ring down here! Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.
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palamedes posted:Good news! It's a suppository! Prep the ship and line up for your pre-flight coffee enemas!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the fing-longer. I mean we all have commercials in our dreams, but you don't see us running off to buy brand-name merchandise at low, low prices...
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Oolarg posted:You haven't seen the last of Barbados Slim! Now goodbye, forever! I have a message for you from Colonel Mitumbay. He says this is from Congo Jack.
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Oolarg posted:Hopes... deleted. You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless! You've gotta hope even more and cover your ears and go, "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"
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Kazy posted:
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TravBot posted:The devil take this predictable colon! Hey TravBot, when you see the Robot Devil, tell him I'ma coming.
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Athenry posted:God help us! My Lord, the infidels on your back no longer believe in you. They say their prayers go unheeded. They talk of war against the faithful. I beseech thee. Rise up against them. Smite someone who deserves it for once.
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Athenry posted:I'm beginning to think that there'll be no forced mating at all. IT THOG'S FIRST TIME. BE GENTLE.
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Coleman posted:Crazy gibberish! You should write a book, Coleman. People need to know about the CAN EAT MORE.
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Scruffy the janitor posted:I'm on break. I don't even know who this guy is!
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Look at me! I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!
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Atticus Finch posted:We're going nearly the speed of light so, uh, roll when you land. Just slow it down - I'll shoot Hitler out the window. Darn! I hit Eleanor Roosevelt by mistake.
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TMMadman posted:WERNSTROM! I know all about your "Department of Pool Boy Studies."
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Neddy Seagoon posted:You hawve hu-one weeesh left, Professor... And now, bonne nuit. Bonne nuit, to you all.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Would you like some Human with your salt!? Ugghh... Ooh, I think there was something funny in that hippie...
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Root Bear posted:Really? I gotta check out this brochure... Okay, but what are the Brain Slugs who control you gonna do for the working man?
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Dr. Tommy John posted:Oh, there's no actual-posting in here, friends; just team-quoting. Alright Dr. Tommy John, I have just one last question for you. If you can change form, why didn't you change it in the one place that counts?
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Dr. Tommy John posted:I think we were saved by a mysterious orange blur.. You mean we can never catch up to him? Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
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strangemusic posted:To shreds, you say? Was his apartment rent-controlled?
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TMMadman posted:That just raises further questions! That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
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Jerusalem posted:If you haven't already, definitely listen to the commentary on that episode and the guy who is so proud to have attempted to get the science right for his dad Crazy gibberish! 
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Dr. Tommy John posted:You should write a book, JERUSALEM! People need to know about the [DEAD DAD SCIENCE] Life and death are a seamless continuum. Mmm hmm.
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Evil Mastermind posted:Then lose some weight! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.
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