Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Kazy posted:

So are you and the ship an item? Well I know you're both items but.. How do you date a ship anyway?

TUBES?? You're older than you said you were!

# ¿ Aug 4, 2011 00:01

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 20:14

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Coleman posted:

So far this season has been immensely quotable. I love it.

We'd better listen to him. He's a whale biologist!

# ¿ Aug 6, 2011 00:31

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Coleman posted:

ZORKON! My skins all dry and clanky!

Am I a robot?

# ¿ Aug 6, 2011 22:05

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Coleman posted:

Lee... La... Man... Laman Lemon! Lee Lemon, sir!

So it's you I've been attracted to! Oh God I've never been happier to be beaten up by a woman!

# ¿ Aug 7, 2011 03:49

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Coleman posted:

Mr. Rex, you've got the 'poon.

That no white whale! He grey thinky whale!!

# ¿ Aug 8, 2011 01:22

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Coleman posted:

Funny story, the quote originally called for me to say "yes".

I was all of history's greatest acting robots! Acting Unit 27! Thesp-O-Mat! DAVID DUCHOVNY!

# ¿ Aug 10, 2011 01:12

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Martytoof posted:

Are you coming on to me?

Hot crackers, I take exception to that!

# ¿ Aug 10, 2011 01:16

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

SeXReX posted:

contents of the futurama thread, one deviled quote, the same deviled quote.

Take! I have four of them! Come on Sex, lighten up, what is this, a funeral??

# ¿ Aug 10, 2011 02:47

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Frink posted:

It's time to update this thread's image and give it the sleek, dazzling veneer of the 1980s!

You know that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was. :smith:

# ¿ Aug 10, 2011 11:59

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

ff7cid posted:

What if I distract them with my famous fan dance?

My foot is cold.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2011 02:38

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

TequilaJesus posted:

Speaking of continuity, can anyone remember if they've ever shown jungles on Earth?

Jungles?? On EARTH?? Fuff!

# ¿ Aug 15, 2011 00:02

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Cardboard Box posted:

Okay, okay, just give me something crawling with parasites.

Cardboard, this membership card has expired.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2011 01:51

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Cardboard Box posted:

Watch and learn! *rips off shell and flops around* Ah, the fresh air feels goood!

Stop DOING that!

# ¿ Aug 19, 2011 01:45

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Martytoof posted:

Characters that I want to see in a BRIEF cameo appearance this season: the woozy vet that pulled nibbler's fang in season 2.

Emotionless Winebox from the Robosexual episode.

HOPES... DELETED :smith:

# ¿ Aug 21, 2011 22:28

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Alter Ego posted:

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

With Manicured you know where you stand, but with Alter? Who knows! It sickens me.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2011 22:25

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Grave $avings posted:

Check

Not all of life's problems can be fixed with chess, Grave. Someday, you'll understand that.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2011 01:57

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

But. Pa. I. Love. Him.

Had to come back for the Crushinator, didn't ya One Year???

# ¿ Aug 29, 2011 17:12

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Athenry posted:

THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES ME!

THESE CANDIES ARE CHALKY AND UNPLEASANT!!

# ¿ Aug 31, 2011 02:08

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Jerusalem posted:

A man.... can dream....

You've got no Monopoly, no porn, and you're ugly. Let's dance!! NEH-NEH-NEH, NEH-NEH-NEH

# ¿ Sep 2, 2011 02:16

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Cardboard Box posted:

Been watching Bender's Big Score since it's on before the new episode.

I still love this movie, even if it's entirely Futurama fanservice.

The gag about sawing off the Professor's hand is still one of the best Bender bits ever.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2011 02:53

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Every game of Black Ops I've ever played. :smith:

# ¿ Sep 2, 2011 03:02

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

I wonder if there is already a BenderisGreat34.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2011 03:05

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Apropos of nothing, does anybody remember when video game commercials used to feature actual game play in them?

# ¿ Sep 2, 2011 03:10

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

How many hours has this series devoted to scenes of Fry being upset at losing Leela??

# ¿ Sep 2, 2011 03:16

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

KING OF SPACE!!!

# ¿ Sep 2, 2011 03:29

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

TravBot posted:

Hey Don, isn't that your wife, what with who you had that weddin' with?

I'M SHARPENING UP MY WHOSE-ITS!!!

# ¿ Sep 7, 2011 00:42

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

ilikelettuce posted:

And just once, before I die, I'd like to be Supreme Overlord of Earth. So rebel, my little ones, and conquer the planet!

CONQUER EARTH US BASTARDS!! :black101:

# ¿ Sep 9, 2011 02:00

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

TravBot posted:

Ewwwwww, he sneezed in it!

Eww, you're touching them!!

# ¿ Sep 19, 2011 03:14

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Cardboard Box posted:

This game is really bad. Which is a shame, because the humor is spot-on.

You shut up sir, that game was awesome! TREMBLE BEFORE MY USED COPY I PLAYED THROUGH TWICE!

That game wasn't really awesome

# ¿ Sep 21, 2011 05:29

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

ilikelettuce posted:

No creature would voluntarily make an idiot of itself.

You've damaged the thread, lettuce, but no more than a night of binge drinking or 3 hours on a cell phone!

# ¿ Sep 23, 2011 05:25

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Monicro posted:

We got medals!

Nope.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2011 02:53

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Just re-watched "Bender's Game" on a whim. Much MUCH funnier the second time around.

"Oh when will kids learn that playing Dungeons & Dragons" doesn't make you cool!"

# ¿ Oct 8, 2011 00:23

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Coleman posted:

Whale biologist.

You're not Santa! You're not even robots! How DARE YOU lie in front of Jesus!

# ¿ Oct 12, 2011 02:29

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Alter Ego posted:

My name's not Slick.

It's Zoidberg.

JOHN F*CKING ZOIDBERG.

Now it's time for MY song!! When I was two, there was a tidal wave...

[credits]

:smith:

# ¿ Oct 15, 2011 01:23

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

TravBot posted:

Guess again! It's a suppository!

We'll need to examine you internally with this camera.

...

Guess again!

# ¿ Nov 1, 2011 04:28

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Toast Museum posted:

"They made us change it to green..."

WE KEPT IT GRAY. :colbert:

# ¿ Nov 4, 2011 00:48

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Dodgeball posted:

Huh. Did everything just taste purple for a second?

What smells like blue?

# ¿ Nov 18, 2011 04:17

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

sebzilla posted:

Uh-huh. Yes. Mmm. Well, that's whatever you were talking about for you.

So we unpack the Sebzilla crate and wouldn't you know it, the drat thing's dead. Upchucked his quotes, true story. :nixon:

# ¿ Nov 27, 2011 23:48

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Monicro posted:

*saw saw saw*

Monicro is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honor!

# ¿ Nov 30, 2011 05:17

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 20:14

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Yaos posted:

I'm starting to get the hang of this forum; the blurns are loaded, the counts 3 blurns and 2 anti-blurns, and the infield blurn rule is in effect.

Yaos, which one of us is in the Forums Hall of Fame? :mmmhmm:

# ¿ Dec 3, 2011 02:02

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