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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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The butter in my pocket is melting! :gonk:

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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DrBouvenstein posted:

I'll take eight! :btroll:

You put a one and two zeros in front of that, or we pass! :colbert:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Athenry posted:

Yes, lets all talk to sildenafil.

The box says no. :colbert:

Root Bear fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Nov 16, 2012

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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sebzilla posted:

I've heard of it! Who said I haven't?

What if that thing I said?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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John Dough posted:

Anything is possible, as long as you can imagine it!


John Dough, Do I have an imagination? :confused:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Time Cowboy posted:

How do you feel about it helping to be crazy to post here but not being necessary?


The easiest part is getting the brain out, the hard part is getting the brain out. :downs:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Cojawfee posted:

I will give you the worst grade imaginable, and A minus MINUS!


I hate these nerds! Just because I'm stupider than them, they think they're smarter than me! :mad:

KILL THEM ALL! STARTING WITH THE MATH TEACHER! :black101:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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DrBouvenstein posted:

Nothing. Just walk around without wearing a hat.

Sure, you say that now!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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I'm science-ing as fast as I can! :colbert:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Athenry posted:

I'm sciencing as hard as I can!

SOMEONE GET A MOP! :mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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DrBouvenstein posted:

This has been Rosanne, your guide to the world of facts. :btroll:


It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Time Cowboy posted:

Didn't we use to be a delivery company?

It was at that place where we almost got killed and said we'd never go back there?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Athenry posted:

If it's any consolation, my life is great, babes, bucks, I've got it all!


I design mansions, and then live in them!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Coleman posted:

I'm lying! I'm an appalling failure!

:gonk: Me too! :cry:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Coleman posted:

Now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra porn. :(


Let me worry about blank. :smuggo:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Nonbaka posted:

Ms. Wong, you have the 'poon.

Harpoon my rear end... :colbert:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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TravBot posted:

My people tell the same story.

Hey! I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do! :mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Kazy posted:

I'm literally angry with rage! :argh:

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Kazy posted:

I'm literally angry with rage! :argh:


Mister Kingdom posted:

I'm literally angry with rage!


:mad::mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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ultramiraculous posted:

News everyone!

We're cancelled! Don't let the door hit you on the way out!




To shreds, you say?

:(

:cry:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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LOCUST FART HELL posted:

What comes out one end we feed the other!

Also Indian food.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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LooseChanj posted:

GOD DEMANDS BOOZE

Take a barf, drunkie! :mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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To shreds, you say?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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TravBot posted:

<Inserts tape labeled "Snappy comeback.">

Your mother!

:argh: YER GONNA GET THE CLAMPS! :argh:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Serella posted:

I request a Satanic funeral!

Do you want me to smack the corpse up a little?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Deviant posted:

Please stop sinning while I'm singing.

I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to! :mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Serella posted:

Help me, Eva Braun!


Satan! YOU OWE ME!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Coleman posted:

JAM A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP!


BITE MY GLORIOUS GOLDEN rear end!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Coleman posted:

Who invited you?

YOU STAY OUT OF MY DUMPSTER! :ssj:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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DrBouvenstein posted:

Please, he's no different than the rest of you organisms...shooting DNA at each other to make babies.

I find it offensive! :mad:


Really? All I've got is a gland that emits a foul odor when I'm bored....








:geno:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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I WISH MY HEAD WOULD STOP DOING THINGS! :gonk:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Sanguinia posted:

The enemy approacheth! Lieutenant, fire missile one and recommend me for another medal. Make it gaudy, I'm going clubbing later.

I surrender and volunteer for treason!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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You're supposed to be cutting the ribbon!

Root Bear fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Jun 23, 2013

Root Bear
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I'm takin' the next Pimpmobile outta here!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Klungar posted:

Bonder? Is it really you?

Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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TravBot posted:

Lower.

Lower.

Lower-TOO LOW!

...Lower.


Is this some kind of neutral plot?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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If I work for less than minimum wage, can I start today?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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Serella posted:

You can't, like, own property, man.


I'll be whatever I wanna do! :mad:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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kangal posted:

As stupid as Root Bear's post is, it's brilliant when I make it!

Root Bear....



THAT'S ME! :wth:

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

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MariusLecter posted:

Let's sell out! :snoop:

You put a one and two zeros in front of that, or I pass! :colbert:

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