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The butter in my pocket is melting!
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2012 03:13 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:57 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I'll take eight! You put a one and two zeros in front of that, or we pass!
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2012 07:02 |
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Athenry posted:Yes, lets all talk to sildenafil. The box says no. Root Bear fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Nov 16, 2012 |
# ¿ Nov 15, 2012 04:07 |
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sebzilla posted:I've heard of it! Who said I haven't? What if that thing I said?
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2012 05:36 |
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John Dough posted:Anything is possible, as long as you can imagine it! John Dough, Do I have an imagination?
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2012 04:18 |
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Time Cowboy posted:How do you feel about it helping to be crazy to post here but not being necessary? The easiest part is getting the brain out, the hard part is getting the brain out.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2012 07:04 |
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Cojawfee posted:I will give you the worst grade imaginable, and A minus MINUS! I hate these nerds! Just because I'm stupider than them, they think they're smarter than me! KILL THEM ALL! STARTING WITH THE MATH TEACHER!
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2012 04:21 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Nothing. Just walk around without wearing a hat. Sure, you say that now!
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2012 02:57 |
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I'm science-ing as fast as I can!
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2012 05:29 |
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Athenry posted:I'm sciencing as hard as I can! SOMEONE GET A MOP!
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2012 04:35 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:This has been Rosanne, your guide to the world of facts. It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up!
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2012 06:04 |
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Time Cowboy posted:Didn't we use to be a delivery company? It was at that place where we almost got killed and said we'd never go back there?
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2012 03:14 |
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Athenry posted:If it's any consolation, my life is great, babes, bucks, I've got it all! I design mansions, and then live in them!
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2013 04:47 |
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Coleman posted:I'm lying! I'm an appalling failure! Me too!
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2013 03:02 |
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Coleman posted:Now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra porn. Let me worry about blank.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2013 03:47 |
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Nonbaka posted:Ms. Wong, you have the 'poon. Harpoon my rear end...
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2013 18:24 |
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TravBot posted:My people tell the same story. Hey! I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2013 03:39 |
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Kazy posted:I'm literally angry with rage!
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2013 00:39 |
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Kazy posted:I'm literally angry with rage! Mister Kingdom posted:I'm literally angry with rage!
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2013 19:42 |
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ultramiraculous posted:News everyone! To shreds, you say?
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2013 06:34 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:What comes out one end we feed the other! Also Indian food.
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# ¿ May 1, 2013 05:12 |
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LooseChanj posted:GOD DEMANDS BOOZE Take a barf, drunkie!
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# ¿ May 3, 2013 06:24 |
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To shreds, you say?
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# ¿ May 4, 2013 23:08 |
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TravBot posted:<Inserts tape labeled "Snappy comeback."> YER GONNA GET THE CLAMPS!
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# ¿ May 9, 2013 06:21 |
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Serella posted:I request a Satanic funeral! Do you want me to smack the corpse up a little?
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# ¿ May 14, 2013 05:16 |
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Deviant posted:Please stop sinning while I'm singing. I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to!
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# ¿ May 29, 2013 04:04 |
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Serella posted:Help me, Eva Braun! Satan! YOU OWE ME!
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2013 05:05 |
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Coleman posted:JAM A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP! BITE MY GLORIOUS GOLDEN rear end!
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2013 02:22 |
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Coleman posted:Who invited you? YOU STAY OUT OF MY DUMPSTER!
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2013 08:03 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Please, he's no different than the rest of you organisms...shooting DNA at each other to make babies. Really? All I've got is a gland that emits a foul odor when I'm bored....
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2013 05:20 |
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I WISH MY HEAD WOULD STOP DOING THINGS!
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2013 03:43 |
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Sanguinia posted:The enemy approacheth! Lieutenant, fire missile one and recommend me for another medal. Make it gaudy, I'm going clubbing later. I surrender and volunteer for treason!
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2013 16:02 |
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You're supposed to be cutting the ribbon!
Root Bear fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Jun 23, 2013 |
# ¿ Jun 23, 2013 15:50 |
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Jerusalem posted:DAFFODIL I'm takin' the next Pimpmobile outta here!
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2013 03:20 |
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Klungar posted:Bonder? Is it really you? Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender!
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2013 01:28 |
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TravBot posted:Lower. Is this some kind of neutral plot?
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2013 16:40 |
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If I work for less than minimum wage, can I start today?
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2013 05:44 |
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Serella posted:You can't, like, own property, man. I'll be whatever I wanna do!
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2013 07:11 |
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kangal posted:As stupid as Root Bear's post is, it's brilliant when I make it! Root Bear.... THAT'S ME!
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2013 17:29 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 14:57 |
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MariusLecter posted:Let's sell out! You put a one and two zeros in front of that, or I pass!
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2013 07:22 |