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johndis
Jun 23, 2009

by Ozmaugh
i affixed a negative phase atomizer to my neural net pad, so now my postings even worse

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du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
my cpu is a neuronet processor.... a learning computer

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I'm jacked into YOSPOS, each thread is like a gleaming string of neon pearls inside my brain

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

don't buy a mac

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

see, cause it's fiction

or is it?

there's the science

weed cat
Dec 23, 2010

weed cat is back, and he loves to suck dick



:sueme:
i mash the "1" button on my control panel, hoping to fill the thread with vespene gas

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
william gibson: "yopos bicth"

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

DOOMocrat posted:

don't buy a mac

do the opposite of this

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
there's your problem, you got mold blocking the power coupling vent in your Jeffries tube

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

this is me at my postin rig



operator.

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam


this is me posting

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
trinity!!

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


my rig did the bitcoin mine in 12 parsecs

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
i started watching breaking bad and q showed up but as a different character (?)

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

Lamont Cranston posted:



this is me posting

it's so nice to watch a film adaptation where the director has actually read and enjoyed the book.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
i interfaced the upload cloud and am now pushing flux a song of ice and fire by george r.r. martin ? ?

Low-Pass Filter
Aug 12, 2007
Guys. someone told me that you can get FREE porno on the internet....is this truee??!!!! Science

johndis
Jun 23, 2009

by Ozmaugh

Low-Pass Filter posted:

Guys. someone told me that you can get FREE porno on the internet....is this truee??!!!! Science

i just did some research and i was able to acquire five hyperboners

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

the 'POS was the color of television... tuned to a dead station

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Lyric Proof Vest posted:



That's your family and my penis.

thiscommercialsucks
Jun 13, 2009

by T. Mascis
d... dad?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Lamont Cranston posted:



this is me posting

what is this from

Unboxing Day
Nov 4, 2003

lemmie try rerouting warp power to the deflector shields

...

nope, still shitpostin'

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

cahptin she cannae take any more shiteposts

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Lyric Proof Vest posted:

cahptin she cannae take any more shiteposts
Eject the post core.

Boner Buffet
Feb 16, 2006
ejecting the core never works

Boner Buffet
Feb 16, 2006
it makes me mad that there isn't some lever that can be pulled in the event that all the redundant systems are offline.

Norton Ghostride
Apr 30, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
i just found out i'm a cylon sleeper agent and my mission is to shitpost forever

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
its probably more limited by the actual physical requirements to reject the core, rather than a break in control linkage from the bridge. If they used a design they kept the core isolated from engineering it could probably be more modular and easier to eject with a manually trigged explosive charge or something.

with a core like on most tng era ships its just kinda sitting there in engineering so how the heck do you get that out quickly without having to also get rid of chunks of engineering and maybe some other stuff??

ex: in the new movies they just used big tanks of beer for the core and they were easily ejected like missiles.

Boner Buffet
Feb 16, 2006
true true

peak debt
Mar 11, 2001
b& :(
Nap Ghost

Norton Ghostride posted:

i just found out i'm a cylon sleeper agent and my mission is to shitpost forever

you weren't very good at being a sleeper then

Norton Ghostride
Apr 30, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

peak debt posted:

you weren't very good at being a sleeper then

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Lamont Cranston posted:



this is me posting

dude there's no way your posting is folding space


haveblue posted:

what is this from

dune

cleanhands
Jun 9, 2010

My opinions, though not completely awful are expressed in a tiresome and needlessly aggressive way. Please help me to chill out.

Norton Ghostride posted:



how did u hack my webcam?

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
i met bill shatner on the weekend + jon frakes

frakes was a bad experience i dont want to talk about it

mr_jim
Oct 30, 2006

OUT OF THE DARK

Kirk posted:

i met bill shatner on the weekend + jon frakes

frakes was a bad experience i dont want to talk about it

his (frakes) twitter seems to be entirely about eating things.

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
he was a bit of a dick to everyone

brent spiner is still the greatest guy ever, spent like an extra 5 minutes joking around w/ me :swoon:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i have no keyboard and i must post

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fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day
please tell me about the frakes experience i need more original research for my fanfic

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