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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:also he was a massive pillpopper in his old age, when i get home i'll post the laundry list of poo poo he had running through his system during TNG, along with severe alcoholism and a cocaine habit. Luigi Thirty posted:basically gene was a giant horn dog sex pervert following in the footsteps of l. ron hubbard
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2011 20:08 |
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InferiorWang posted:remember the dianetics ads from the 80s with the erupting volcano? obi-wan cuts off xenu's arms and legs and leaves him for dead but he survives
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2011 21:13 |
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qirex posted:no elron came up with that cover after a painful gonorrhea experience you better believe his penis gets burnt off by the lava
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2011 21:25 |
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qirex posted:hahaha they filmed it at the Kirk rock and Traci Lords is Dejah Thoris i've seen this. jane fonda fucks every guy she meets and then duran duran gets eaten by a lava lamp
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2011 07:55 |
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LooseChanj posted:ummm, that's the sixties you're complaining about you see, i wrote it as a synopsis of "barbarella", but he deliberately misinterpreted it as a description of the real life jane fonda and duran duran in the eighties, and then you didn't get the joke
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2011 21:02 |
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qirex posted:if any of you saw the "remastered" Red Dwarf you can understand why I'm nervous your post reminded me of the existence of "white dwarf"
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2011 08:31 |
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Amethyst posted:what's that? The warhammer magazine? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114926/ a terrible idea for a sci-fi/fantasy series. fox aired the pilot but fortunately didn't end up buying the series and everyone forgot about it yes, i want a tv series about a doctor from new york who does his internship on a planet where the weather is controlled by steampunk machines that are breaking down and nobody knows how to repair them and half the planet is always facing the sun and the other side is always in darkness and there are pinworms from hell that will burrow up through the soles of your feet and kill you unless a doctor puts on magic loving gloves that let his hands move through your body like it's made out of water and pull it out and if the things are allowed to mature they turn into giant monsters that have spit that makes you immortal and gently caress this poo poo forever somebody had the poor taste to put the whole thing up on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgNY7qal_oU&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LATeBNzK3C4&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKDwdWZp6lI&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBoNWz_26sw&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9HZPJbJzFU&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-OHylXJraM&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5h1kEoHhQY&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Em7sWTzzy0&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFzARjSpkBM&feature=related
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2011 09:21 |
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HYMEN.SYS posted:why didn't they just make White Dwarf a fantasy instead of scifi? that would at least make it slightly easier to swallow some of the bullshit and ridiculous costume design and anachronisms. their brains are broken edit: science fantasy = cool like star wars (this was before the special editions/prequels) edit 2: normally i'd assume it's a different guy with the same name, but the whole thing was so crazy and unlikely to succeed that i can't help but wonder... that awful man fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Sep 29, 2011 |
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HYMEN.SYS posted:star wars was blatant science fantasy but at the same time that was more because it applied a lot of fantasy tropes to science fiction rather than just tossing a bunch of poo poo in a pile and shoehorning some uninteresting plot elements in there that was just my guess as to what they were thinking they might also have been thinking that a sci-fi series would sell better than a fantasy series so they'd better set it on another planet or something
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2011 17:00 |
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finally caught up with this thread i hate to have to be the one to break it to you guys, but the only star treks that don't suck balls are wrath of khan and docevil flags
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2012 11:28 |
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sci fi postinBonzoESC posted:not sure this is all of them http://imgur.com/a/UsqWB/all sweet
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2012 00:31 |
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Trig Discipline posted:ack thpbtbt
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2012 07:41 |
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Pussy Gaz0re posted:pic 4 proof EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2012 09:48 |
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so we're supposed to root for someone who is trying to prevent the murder of spammers
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2012 06:27 |
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pseudorandom name posted:Ex-spammers, if you will. well yeah after they've been killed they are
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2012 07:51 |
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Sniep posted:be glad, the clown said it would just be him and a couple friends... by the time the 20th clown came out of that car i was sore as poo poo star wars episode ii: attack of the clowns
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2012 09:04 |
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my blade runneth over
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2012 01:40 |
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tng_s8: A Tasha Yar clone hails the ship; the crew turns off the lights and pretends they're not home. The ladies on deck 8 love them some Riker.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2012 08:27 |
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rotor posted:the ideal gas chamber laws
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 09:03 |
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Kirk posted:harry potter is heteronormative masturbation material for the patriarchy harry potter is for faggots
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 09:03 |
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pseudorandom name posted:ray guns: ok this, but unironically Heresiarch posted:I want to sperg the gently caress out about Harry Potter god, i remember how matt drudge would play some clip of rowling talking about how she would never sell out and let there be harry potter-themed happy meals or such, because those things are bad for children, and once it finished he'd start ranting about the "dirt- and earwax-flavored" jellybeans that were official harry potter licensed merchandise and next to the cash registers at every bookstore i miss his radio show so much, it was like having pure hilarity delivered by amplitude modulation every sunday night. you could practically taste the aspergers
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 10:07 |
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Kirk posted:same. my teeth are shattered and cum oozes from my mouth. so just a normal day for you?
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 23:49 |
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reallyprettymad posted:someone tell me a good sci fi movei film on netflix that i shoudl watch right now caravan of courage: an ewok adventure
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2012 00:17 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:if you want to get some spergs really aggressively circle-jerking each other, just drop the topic of betazoids in star trek/starfleet on 'em and they'll be wound up for hours about how it's such a travesty that telepaths are allowed to just wander around are star trek telepaths the cool, head-exploding kind like in "scanners"? oh wait, it's star trek, i bet they're boring as hell
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2012 08:11 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:raiders of the lost ark special edition it's like george lucas is raping my childhood all over again
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2012 08:39 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:no head-exploding though, which imo is good; that kind of poo poo seems like it's one step short of "psionics = demi-gods" which is better suited for superhero comics okay, they're the boring as hell kind, got it
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2012 00:17 |
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theclaw posted:they're called graphic novels, mom
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2012 00:33 |
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STOP POSTING ABOUT GODDAMN loving ANIME
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2012 08:46 |
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please keep rules 7, 19, 19a & 40 in mind before posting
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2012 08:53 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:dude when you're in space you gotta poo poo your pants its inevitable i think you can find the answer to that question here you don't have to report back e: Ganguro King posted:enough about animes, what movie should i watch tonight? forbidden planet that awful man fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Feb 10, 2012 |
# ¿ Feb 10, 2012 10:22 |
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rotor posted:I was thinking the other day that there really oughta be more books & movies about the hollow earth and what strange and exciting things might be there inside the hollow earth is another hollow earth it's hollow earths all the way down
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2012 23:40 |
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Deuterieux posted:pudding. nougat
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2012 00:20 |
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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of the hollow earth?
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2012 01:33 |
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weed the hollow earth is full of weed
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2012 07:24 |
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i personally feel that anime is more like meth
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 03:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc7_KpPRyBs
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2012 07:22 |
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Trig Discipline posted:brawny
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2012 00:48 |
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graph posted:how is this thread still going honoring the memory of johndis *pours out a 40 in zero gravity* *shorts out life support systems*
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2012 07:39 |
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actually, i think it's just inertia and this: FEMA summer camp posted:
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2012 07:41 |
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JustFrakkingDoIt posted:ubnoooootu hot dog replicator
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2012 09:41 |