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kcroy
May 30, 2002



savinhill posted:

lol, Grrm's getting conned for millions by a buncha haunted house tour carnies, what a dipshit

Is he? Or is it something a bit more sinister. He bought the building, and his burning man rejects are building him his own little carcosa by the sea for free. His dungeon at home must be overflowing with pizza boxes.

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MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

kcroy posted:

Is he? Or is it something a bit more sinister. He bought the building, and his burning man rejects are building him his own little carcosa by the sea for free. His dungeon at home must be overflowing with pizza boxes.

Detective: We were wondering, does this confirguration of Carl's Jr Thickburger boxes mean anything to you?
GRRM's Cleaning Lady: ...you know GRRMcosa?
Detective: What is it?
GRRM's Cleaning Lady: ...Him Who Eats Time. His bathrobes...are a wind of invisible voices...meaning he doesn't wear one...
Cleaning Lady's Niece: Job audit, my rear end. What are you all doing here?
GRRM's Cleaning Lady: Rejoice...A Dream of Spring is not the end...rejoice!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Detective 1: The information is here, we just have to find it....
*Detective 2 looks through old photos
Detective 2: What if the son was not dark of hair?
*Detective 1's eyes light up
Detective 1: ....son of a bitch...
*Detective 2 grabs coat off back of chair
Detective 1 tosses Detective 2 car keys

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.





One sale of ADWD = One day off writing.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014

WATCH ME POST SUMTHIN REAAL SMART -->

:

Solice Kirsk posted:

Detective 1: The information is here, we just have to find it....
*Detective 2 looks through old photos
Detective 2: What if the son was not dark of hair?
*Detective 1's eyes light up
Detective 1: ....son of a bitch...
*Detective 2 grabs coat off back of chair
Detective 1 tosses Detective 2 car keys


lol

Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013



Aegon was only week away from retirement. Bummer.

SaviourX
Sep 29, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.



Solice Kirsk posted:

Detective 1: The information is here, we just have to find it....
*Detective 2 looks through old photos
Detective 2: What if the son was not dark of hair?
*Detective 1's eyes light up
Detective 1: ....son of a bitch...
*Detective 2 grabs coat off back of chair
Detective 1 tosses Detective 2 car keys


We catch a glimpse in a HALL MIRROR of Detective 1. He has FAIR HAIR.

kcroy
May 30, 2002



MrSlam posted:

Detective: We were wondering, does this confirguration of Carl's Jr Thickburger boxes mean anything to you?
GRRM's Cleaning Lady: ...you know GRRMcosa?
Detective: What is it?
GRRM's Cleaning Lady: ...Him Who Eats Time. His bathrobes...are a wind of invisible voices...meaning he doesn't wear one...
Cleaning Lady's Niece: Job audit, my rear end. What are you all doing here?
GRRM's Cleaning Lady: Rejoice...A Dream of Spring is not the end...rejoice!


Solice Kirsk posted:

Detective 1: The information is here, we just have to find it....
*Detective 2 looks through old photos
Detective 2: What if the son was not dark of hair?
*Detective 1's eyes light up
Detective 1: ....son of a bitch...
*Detective 2 grabs coat off back of chair
Detective 1 tosses Detective 2 car keys


yesssss.....

Karpaw
Oct 29, 2011


Looks like GRRM was in touch with Tay the alt-right AI before the reprogramming.


kcroy
May 30, 2002



Karpaw posted:

Looks like GRRM was in touch with Tay the alt-right AI before the reprogramming.




RIP TayTay

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006



Fun Shoe

This book will get written before GRMM dies. ooops April Fools

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Do you think some northerners join the Night's Watch to have rampant gay sex? Or does nobody really care in book!Westeros

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010


MrSlam posted:

Do you think some northerners join the Night's Watch to have rampant gay sex? Or does nobody really care in book!Westeros

I heard that Wildlings used to sneak through the ginormous gloryhole that some of the more adventurous Nightswatchmen had installed in The Wall for the Giants to use, until one of the boring, no-nonsense Stark commanders put an end to the fun.

kcroy
May 30, 2002



savinhill posted:

I heard that Wildlings used to sneak through the ginormous gloryhole that some of the more adventurous Nightswatchmen had installed in The Wall for the Giants to use, until one of the boring, no-nonsense Stark commanders put an end to the fun.

will pay for this fanart

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010


kcroy posted:

will pay for this fanart

Good luck, I'm still waiting for a Hodor Basket/Bran dryhumping Hodor neck piece promised itt long long ago , but then again, I offered no compensation outside of butthole pics

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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How many butt hole pics we talking here?

SaviourX
Sep 29, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.



If we're all bored enough to do fanart for butthole pics, you can all join me in gibbis for a... thing I'm doin'. (There's even some tangential GRRM references gonna show up)

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3770338

kcroy
May 30, 2002



SaviourX posted:

If we're all bored enough to do fanart for butthole pics, you can all join me in gibbis for a... thing I'm doin'. (There's even some tangential GRRM references gonna show up)

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3770338

quote:

is this a real thread or one of those dumbshit roleplay threads where the op's deviantart account with 12 pages of inflation porn is revealed on page 6?

keeks

Kylaer
Aug 3, 2007


SaviourX is the real deal, his name rings out.

Turdis McWordis
Mar 29, 2016

by LadyAmbien


https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...court-decision/

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010


Solice Kirsk posted:

How many butt hole pics we talking here?

It was originally 4 but the value of my butthole, and portrayals of it in any media, has only increased in the intervening years.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

USPOL May


I hope that GRRM calls this guy and tells him he's taking another vacation from writing(lol) ASOIAF just to spite him.

e: vvvv This is what I get for reading a bunch of stuff from yesterday, today.

Evil Fluffy fucked around with this message at Apr 3, 2016 around 00:06

Woodpile
Mar 30, 2013



Almost had me until I got to the end of the source article.

SaviourX
Sep 29, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.




My inflation porn is readily available for all to see.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.


quote:

(Before the court’s order, McCammon abandoned an unrelated claim seeking restitution from HBO for both the cancellation of “Deadwood” and the perpetration of “True Blood.”)

A+

kcroy
May 30, 2002



SaviourX posted:

My inflation porn is readily available for all to see.

Oh god, do you like fantasize about GRRM as a feeder or something?

kcroy
May 30, 2002




pretty awesome. full article link: http://abnormaluse.com/2016/04/in-g...r-r-martin.html

kcroy
May 30, 2002



savinhill posted:

Good luck, I'm still waiting for a Hodor Basket/Bran dryhumping Hodor neck piece promised itt long long ago , but then again, I offered no compensation outside of butthole pics

I start all my Tinder conversations by asking if she will let me give her a Hodor Basket.

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010


kcroy posted:

I start all my Tinder conversations by asking if she will let me give her a Hodor Basket.

My Tinder handle is The Sticky Prince 88

A GLISTENING HODOR
Aug 8, 2009

One of her nipples found its way between his lips. It was pink and hard and when he sucked on it her milk filled his mouth, mingling with the taste of rum, and he had never tasted anything so fine and sweet and good.


Find me on grindr, twitter, and PS4: FatPinkMast

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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SwampCrotch

kcroy
May 30, 2002



A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Find me on grindr, twitter, and PS4: FatPinkMast

which Anagrams to : "Fat Imp Stank" which works too.

Because I'm on the ole anagram site..

Game Of Thrones:

Rag of Hot Semen
Fear Them Goons
Enema for Ghost
Month of Grease
Hot Frog Enema
Of Hatemongers

kcroy fucked around with this message at Apr 4, 2016 around 20:30

Blind Sally
Jan 9, 2007

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter


Pillbug


A Feast for Crows. Lame

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

A feast of maids

as soon as I change my shirt

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.



A Feast of Stags! Very gamey.

Look at all us July babies. A whole bunch of folks got their bone zones on in November years back

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts



Moon of moons? What the!?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


A Clash with Strangers.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jan 1, 1970

I WILL MEDITATE AND THEN DESTROY YOU


Cybernetic Crumb

a battle with fools

a metaphor for posting on this web zone if I've ever seen one

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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A Song of Stags....

https://youtu.be/qI5rg96_wjk

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