ASoIaF: A Song of Ice and Fire: George Rail Road Martin

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Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

Cornflakes posted:

He seems like the kinda guy who gets it all out in his work

I unironically think that may be it, but I'm not putting money on it.

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nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

IRQ posted:

Also how on earth has Gurm not yet been outed as a sex monster in today's current climate?

Hey now, just because one writes a shitton of sex weirdo stuff doesn�t mean one is an active sex weirdo themselves. _{_{...but you never really know, so}}

# ? Dec 15, 2017 17:29

Gravity Cant Apple: Jun 25, 2011; guys its just like if you had an apple with a straw n you poked the apple though wit it n a pebbl hadnt dropped through itd stop straw insid the apple because gravity cant apple

nine-gear crow posted:

Hey now, just because one writes a shitton of sex weirdo stuff doesn�t mean one is an active sex weirdo themselves. _{_{...but you never really know, so}}

This thread has written a shitton of sex weirdo stuff and no one here is a... oh... oh dear. Never mind. Carry on.

# ? Dec 15, 2017 18:15

MalarkeyToboggan: Jan 4, 2015

Cornflakes posted:

He seems like the kinda guy who gets it all out in his work

What work?

# ? Dec 15, 2017 19:12

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

MalarkeyToboggan posted:

What work?

Now it's just a *wheeze* matter of *cough* burying the *wrings sweat out of cap* b---

*pant*

# ? Dec 15, 2017 19:15

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

at this point i hope the book never comes out

# ? Dec 15, 2017 19:22

kcroy: May 30, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

IRQ posted:

Also how on earth has Gurm not yet been outed as a sex monster in today's current climate?

What happens at WorldCon, stays at WorldCon.

# ? Dec 16, 2017 04:07

kcroy: May 30, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

Blind Sally posted:

at this point i hope the book never comes out

Sadly, the novelization will proceed with, or without the GRRM. The most he can do is delay it until he dies.

# ? Dec 16, 2017 04:10

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

I for one look forward to a dream of spring by elio and linda

# ? Dec 16, 2017 04:21

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

What was that thing from them about the casting of Oberyn and his lovely wife I forgot the name of.

Wasn't one of them upset because they chose hispanic actors for Dorne instead of white people?

# ? Dec 18, 2017 18:40

PupsOfWar: Dec 6, 2013

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Wasn't one of them upset because they chose hispanic actors for Dorne instead of white people?

elio is cuban-american so idk why he'd be upset about that.
(unless it's that they didn't cast enough hispanic actors, opting for a mixture of multiple ethnicities)

anyway, iirc the controversy was that indira varma (the indian actress who played Ellaria) had previously been fan-cast in that role by elio and linda

when Dan & Dave actually cast indira varma as ellaria, and subsequently wrote a weird bastardized dorne plotline that revolved around her, this was perceived as attempted pandering.

If you want to know more, some guy on youtube made a weird rambling 4-hour conspiracy video about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdE8VEQReP0

# ? Dec 18, 2017 20:13

Woodpile: Mar 30, 2013

PupsOfWar posted:

If you want to know more, some guy on youtube made a weird rambling 4-hour conspiracy video about it

Some guy is a bucket full of crazy, but deep down just wants to be loved.

# ? Dec 18, 2017 20:51

SaviourX: Sep 30, 2003; The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Gravity Cant Apple posted:

This thread has written a shitton of sex weirdo stuff and no one here is a... oh... oh dear. Never mind. Carry on.

Pour one out for Azure_Horizon.

No, wait. Don't do that at all.

Write more snippets to Klash of Kinks that will never get published and roll that into our Shared Universe Dice Game Themed Superhero Fiction

# ? Dec 20, 2017 03:33

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

SaviourX posted:

Pour one out for Azure_Horizon.

SA's resident #1 Final Fantasy and Rape enthusiast! :grin:

# ? Dec 20, 2017 03:57

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

SaviourX posted:

Pour one out for Azure_Horizon.

You should, because he may have drugged it so he can rape you.

# ? Dec 20, 2017 12:24

some bust on that guy: Jan 21, 2006; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Azure_Horizon wrote the funniest Game of Bones story.

He may have been a terrible person but he was a great Bad Thread poster!

# ? Dec 20, 2017 14:07

IRQ: Sep 9, 2001; SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

nine-gear crow posted:

SA's resident #1 Final Fantasy and Rape enthusiast!

That depends, do you consider Star Trek to be fantasy?

# ? Dec 20, 2017 16:06

TXT BOOTY7 2 47474: Jan 12, 2006; eat your vegetables dot com

Wait, what happened with a_h

I don't keep up with forums drama like I used to

# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:21

Jeffrey of YOSPOS: Dec 22, 2005; GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

This was years and years ago but he posted about how he liked to get his straight friends drunk and gently caress them.

# ? Dec 20, 2017 18:24

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

And how, afterwards, they refused to acknowledge it happened but he knew they loved it and wanted more.

A Pæan to Dreams

# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:18

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

This was years and years ago but he posted about how he liked to get his straight friends drunk and gently caress them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlQehlbuQFc

No one is really all that straight.

# ? Dec 20, 2017 21:51

some bust on that guy: Jan 21, 2006; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Azure_Horizon's contributions to this thread will never be forgotten.

Azure_Horizon posted:

Chapter 15

Sensa (complete)

She had been waiting for this moment for some time now, the moment when she would finally have sex with food and Jeffrey. They had toyed around with the idea, much and more, during his fastidious examinations of her Northern vagina the day before.

�I have always noticed that there is an arctic air that comes out from here, when I touch it like this,� Jeffrey said, rubbing a finger against her icicle-like clit, �and it makes me all the more curious as to why a dirty slut like you has such a frigid oval office.�

�All the Northern women are born with it, my Lord.� Sensa said, meekly, as her cheeks were flush with excitement.

He left her, then, just at the tip of orgasm, to resume his duties at court. She let out a moan as she finished herself off; she was so turned on that a little bit of urine eked out with her cum, moistening the sheets underneath her.

Today, though, Jeffrey was out on a hunt. Sensa wasn't sure if he'd come back from it undamaged, or what he would bring back in his triumph, but she knew that the bloodlust of killing small animals always gave Jeffrey a rock-hard cock. Sensa's handmaidens were in the room with her, and had filled the table full of luscious food. In the middle were two game hens, freshly glazed with lemon and topped with chives and parsley; it made Sensa's mouth water, as well as her vagina.

I hope I can feel that inside me tonight, she thought to herself.

Various fruits surrounded the hens; mangoes and pears, apples freshly caramelized and dripping their juices down along the bottom of the bowl. Along both ends of the table were lamprey pies, warm and sizzling, steam still billowing up from them. Sensa stood over one and let the steam caress her supple breasts; it reminded her of Sendor's breath upon them as he penetrated her.
�My Lady, we must prepare you for Jeffrey's arrival.� One of her women said. They began to move the plates around to form a space for Sensa on the table, just big enough for her to be able to lay down in an erotic position upon his arrival. Sensa began to undress, one piece of her attire at a time, until she was fully naked. The table was less comfortable than she imagined it would be, and she ended up getting a small splinter near her rear end in a top hat that she figured would come out if Jeffrey entered her there.
The handmaidens began to place some of the caramelized fruit upon her in certain locations; one between her breasts, the caramel dripping downward. Another was placed upon her vagina, the caramel seeping in. Sensa reached down and began to use some of it as lube as she shoved two fingers into her snatch, feeling as her vagina became sticky and sweet, yet still cold to the touch. Small sugary pastries and candies were placed along her arms, something treacly for Jeffrey when he wanted to explore.

I hope Jeffrey likes this, because I want this just as bad as him.

Lastly, her handmaidens placed strings of fettucine alfredo upon her face, to remind Jeffrey to give Sensa a gooey facial, because all Northern women deserved that from their Southron lords. Sensa did not like this particular act, but in the heat of the moment she knew that she would not mind. She noticed a small lemoncake was situated at the far end of the table near her feet.

I know what he plans on doing with that, she thought.

�You look delicious.� A voice said, from afar.

�My Lord... you are back so soon! Please... come here!�

Jeffrey stepped out of the shadows, something large and bloody in his hand.

�I bring some auroch for our fun.� He said, a slightly malicious sneer on his face.

Sensa looked upon her lover, noticing the blood that drenched his clothes, which he soon removed. The blood had seeped through and stained his chiseled abs, some of it dried upon his golden pubic hair. He dragged the auroch (which was little more than a baby) to just in front of the table, then pulled out a small knife and began to carve some of it. He was not very good at this, like his grandfather was, so he made a total mess of the corpse, guts spilling everywhere and spoiling. Jeffrey then reached down and pulled a chunk out, raw and bloody. He raised it above Sensa's face and began to squeeze it like a sponge, watching as blood rained down upon her face.

�Open your mouth!� Jeffrey ordered.

She did as was bid, and found herself loving the taste, as much as she could drink through the strands of fettucine. Jeffrey then climbed upon the table, mounting her missionary. He hesitated, however, and because he'd spent so much time hunting, a low growl echoed out from his stomach.

My lion is hungry, Sensa thought, a smile crossing her face.

He began to nibble at some of the treats decorating her arms, before ripping off one of the wings of a nearby game hen to rub over her stomach. Occasionally, he would tear into the meat with his teeth, his hunger causing strings of drool to fly off of his mouth and land upon her breasts. As he finished the meat, he placed the bone carefully along her side.
�I'll be using that later.� Jeffrey said, before leaning down and kissing Sensa, nuzzling some of the fettucine off of her face. She moaned during the kiss, her vagina becoming increasingly moist and caramelized. Jeffrey's hands slid down her frame, sensually grasping at her breasts and pulling at her nipples, tweaking each one roughly as he started to plant butterfly kisses along the left side of her neck. Sensa continued to lay still as his ministrations continued southward.
He suckled on each of her nipples, biting playfully as she moaned, then biting harder when he wanted to hear small gasps of pain. He was, after all, a lion. Jeffrey licked the combination of drool and hen grease off of her boobs and her stomach, some of which had pooled into her belly button which he licked out like a fat neckbeard eating pie.

�Oh, nuncle!� Sensa cried out. Jeffrey paused, arched an eyebrow, and then continued to eat out her button.

Jeffrey continued to travel down towards her Northern swamp as he stroked his turgid cock, small amounts of prejaculate landing upon the table, right on top of the lemoncakes. Sensa knew that her vagina was like an ice wraith's, frigid and cold. Luckily, there wasn't any snow. He pawed at the table next to her for the bone and found it, wrapping his hand around it. Then, in one swift movement, he pushed the small bone into her vagina. Sensa felt no pain, because the bone was not sharp, instead smooth at the ends, but the feel of it was very different. She cried out in a mixture of pain and pleasure as he began to gently caress her with the hen bone. After a time, She knew that she was speaking too much as Jeffrey paused, briefly, keeping the bone inside her oval office, and pulled out one of the auroch's organs � he didn't particularly care which � and shoved part of it into her mouth, sufficiently gagging her.
As he continued to gently caress her with the makeshift toy, she began to wonder to herself: This must be his game of bones. You win or you get hosed.
Sensa soon found herself on the brink of cumming when he withdrew the bone from her twat.

�I think you deserve a treat for taking that punishment, my lady.� Jeffrey said, smiling.

Reaching down for the lemoncake, he lifted it up towards her vagina. He grabbed a handful of it and then shoved it into her. Sensa knew that Jeffrey was a big fan of lemoncakes, so she knew that it would be involved in their play. He then threw the lemoncake against the wall, ignoring the handmaidens who ran over to eat what they could of it from the floor and the wall, the sugar coating their mouths and necks as they moaned at the taste.
He knew that he wanted to bring his lady just to the point of orgasm, but not quite, as he started to lap at her ice-cold oval office. She writhed underneath the flicks of his tongue at her clit. After just a few minutes, Sensa found herself right at the edge again, close to spraying Jeffrey in the face with her love juice, but he stopped.

�Not just yet, Sensa. I have something big and hard for you.�

He removed the gag from her mouth, placed his cock firmly at her hole, and thrust forward, the caramel and lemoncake providing lube for him as he began to ravage and pound her tight young pussy. She yelled out his name, panting and sweating as she came just as he pushed into the hilt, his balls resting against her taint.
�Yes, my Lord, harder! Harder!� She cried out as he pushed deeper, probing new depths of her oval office than ever before. Winter was coming, and it was going to come hard. Jeffrey had worked himself up to a point that he couldn't back down from, his own orgasm not far away. Before he came, Sensa began to ponder something that was niggling at the back of her mind: Is my dad okay? What are Jeffrey and his family going to do to him? She scrunched her nose at the thought, feeling disgusted that she would be thinking about her father while getting hosed.
Not more than a minute passed before she felt Jeffrey's hot lion cum soaking her cold, wolf vagina, his fire spreading deep into her. Immediately after, Jeffrey dismounted and started to leave the room.

�My Lord, what about... ?�

�I need little and less than your oval office. I must needs go clean up.�

# ? Dec 20, 2017 22:07

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Even though I contributed (but couldn't do a sex scene because I was laughing so hard) I've never read Game of Bones.

Shameful, I know.

Whoever completed my chapter about Cat Stark just killed it though. I about died.

# ? Dec 20, 2017 23:24

SaviourX: Sep 30, 2003; The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

^^^^
Aww no, *you* are! :glomp:

Whoa, 15 was A_H?

For a bro-rapist, that turned out pretty well?

# ? Dec 21, 2017 03:44

TXT BOOTY7 2 47474: Jan 12, 2006; eat your vegetables dot com

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

This was years and years ago but he posted about how he liked to get his straight friends drunk and gently caress them.

that's right, I remember now. Wasn't it pretty out of nowhere in some tviv thread too

# ? Dec 21, 2017 13:10

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Nah, it was in a fabgoon thread and while people did call him out there, it was quite awhile before action was taken.

# ? Dec 21, 2017 13:45

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

~~Probably had to wait for the drugs to take effect. Affect? Effect.........~~

Probably had to wait for the drugs to work.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 02:01

IRQ: Sep 9, 2001; SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Nah, it was in a fabgoon thread and while people did call him out there, it was quite awhile before action was taken.

It finally got traction when TVIV found out about it. He had made comments there that in hindsight were basically the same thing.

# ? Dec 22, 2017 15:59

Syzygy Stardust: Mar 1, 2017; by R. Guyovich

Which of you is his rereg

# ? Dec 22, 2017 17:51

some bust on that guy: Jan 21, 2006; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

SaviourX doing Azure_Horizon's work proud.

SaviourX posted:

Oh hay, something I spent too much time on.
Asked for a random chapter and the girl picked 15.

(additional voices supplied by some dame and some pussy)

# ? Dec 22, 2017 18:05

Woodpile: Mar 30, 2013

Syzygy Stardust posted:

Which of you is his rereg

They always return to the scene of the crime, don't they?

# ? Dec 22, 2017 18:11

SaviourX: Sep 30, 2003; The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

some guy on the bus posted:

SaviourX doing Azure_Horizon's work proud.

The Game of Bones turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend.

Probably my personal peak here at SA ngl.

# ? Dec 23, 2017 04:11

SaviourX: Sep 30, 2003; The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.

Do you think if we got together to celebrate that, that A_H would try to gently caress me? Because I wouldn't want him to, but you know, maybe all I need is a good drink.

# ? Dec 23, 2017 04:12

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

SaviourX posted:

Do you think if we got together to celebrate that, that A_H would try to gently caress me? Because I wouldn't want him to, but you know, maybe all I need is a good drink.

Didn't AH have an obsession with Final Fantasy? Dress up like Yuna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWw_vEQrNG0

# ? Dec 23, 2017 05:07

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

syscall girl posted:

Didn't AH have an obsession with Final Fantasy? Dress up like Yuna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWw_vEQrNG0

I remember he was the Final Fantasy megathread's #1 Vanille apologist before I just gave up and stopped reading it. He got banned like a month after that and I was like "wait the Final Fantasy guy? What did he do?"

# ? Dec 23, 2017 12:38

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

If A Game of Bones is written by a rapist, doesn't that make it less fanfic and more official sequel?

# ? Dec 23, 2017 16:03

Evil Fluffy: Jul 13, 2009; Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Please don't repost fanfic child porn written by a serial rapist, tia.

# ? Dec 24, 2017 00:26

jsoh: Mar 24, 2007; O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

everyone in game of bones is 18

# ? Dec 24, 2017 00:30

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

violent sex idiot posted:

everyone in game of bones is 18

violent sex idiot is correct here

can't say the same for the originals but having all the characters be 18++ did make it easier on my conscience

G. Rape Rape Martin did have a good point about what happens to smallfolk in A Game of Thrones and all the barkeep's daughters and Brienne's journey through the Riverlands and even The Hound being pretty loving disgusted with what he saw and what his brother'd done

Still it's one-handed typing George and you know that it was

Try using both :lol:

(never gonna happen)

# ? Dec 24, 2017 00:41

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:34

Hasselblad: Dec 13, 2017; My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.

So moving back across the country soon. Don't really want to lug these signed first editions back. Did I miss the peak value yet?

# ? Dec 25, 2017 04:21

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