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Trico posted:Does everyone remember the time Tyrion married Sansa? That was such a... thing that happened. Didn't he marry her to save her life? I'm pretty sure Joffrey/Cersei would've killed her after the Margaery marriage was set up.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2012 17:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:58 |
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Junkenstein posted:In that case, they choose someone far too old to play Arya. Anyone has a list with the ages of all the Stark children? In my mind it was always something like: Robb 16 Sansa 14 Arya 12 Bran 10 Rickon 6
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2012 15:24 |
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Factor_VIII posted:It all makes sense. Sansa shows true agency when she rats out her dad to Cersei, thus ensuring the destruction of her house. I got banned in the bad thread for posting pretty much this but with slightly harsher words
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2012 17:47 |
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Joramun posted:Arya is the most sociopathic one of them all. She saw her father get his head chopped off, she has reason.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2012 19:30 |
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I didn't notice it before reading this thread but holy gently caress there ARE a lot of food descriptions in these books, I'm re-reading CoK and every chapter is filled with huge walls of text describing hundreds of foods.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2012 23:38 |
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Factor_VIII posted:GRRM takes the "write about what you love" credo to heart. The endless descriptions of food and underage sex are proof of that. Seriously though, lamprey pies GRRM? that sounds like the most disgusting thing ever.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2012 23:48 |
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Azure_Horizon posted:I like that ending, too. It's like a Mass Effect 3 ending, goons loved that one. Also GRRM is 63 years old and fat as hell he won't live long enough to finish the series.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2012 02:04 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:http://www.westeros.org/GoT/Features/Entry/Interview_with_David_Benioff_and_Dan_Weiss/ Honestly, the only time I've felt physically ill from reading a book, any book, was when Joffrey made his guard strip Sansa naked and then beat the poo poo out of her in front of everyone, god that was awful. The show is nothing compared to the books.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2012 20:25 |
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Smashurbanipal posted:That was worse than the Jeyne/Reek/Ramsay situation? With the added later implication of bestiality and him biting and beating the poo poo out of her... By the time I got to ADWD I was already desensitized by the GURM
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2012 20:31 |
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IRQ posted:I'm the one who brought up woods porn, I am the grandpa. There was probably some pedophile watching you masturbate.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2012 22:53 |
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Was anyone else as sad as me when Oberyn was killed by the Mountain? I wanted him to win that fight so bad loving GURM won't let us have a happy moment through the whole series
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2012 01:53 |
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smarion2 posted:Did you really think he was going to live and have Tyrion bailed out the same way twice? I'll admit for a little bit I almost thought he was going to succeed but nope, the GURM denies us yet again. No, I also thought he was going to fail but with the way the fight played out I really thought he was going to do it but then he got cocky.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2012 02:01 |
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IRQ posted:I forget who it was, but someone around here used to argue fervently that they were also loving. And why not? Jon is a secret targ so they are only cousins yes I'm kidding
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2012 21:00 |
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Koirhor posted:GRRM has probably hosed himself good, because at this point I think he's going to be bouncing ideas off the HBO guys to help him finish the books and then take all the credit of course. This is exactly what I was thinking, GRRM is hosed no matter what.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2012 02:05 |
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Ross posted:Maybe we will get an Ice & Fire Update sometime this year. Well gurm has read a few chapters of winds of winter, if he likes money as much as anyone then he has a good incentive as any with the tv show.
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2012 20:23 |
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Ambiguatron posted:I seriously think that was his plan all along, that the whole series was to be the shocker decapitation of the apparent Fantasy Protagonist writ large, but he got too involved in his world and regrets setting it up, and doesn't want to finish it. He doesn't want to kill all of his imaginary people with an endless winter. That doesn't necessarily has to happen, Dany can still come and save the day with her dragons and burn every Other if GRRM wants a happy ending.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2012 03:37 |
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Midnight- posted:Isn't there only one path into Dorne, which is guarded by a Dornish army? Well there are ships too, I don't think Dorne has such a good navy either to blockade the rest of the continent from invading them from the sea.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2012 15:06 |
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Contra Calculus posted:So I am watching the latest episode and apparently they decided to replace Jacelyn with Bronn for commanding the City Watch. Makes sense since Bywater gets murdered like two seconds into ASoS. What else has changed that I may not have noticed? Lots of the changes have been for the better, they are mostly done to save $$$ but there really are too many useless characters in these series. Also I was watching the commentary on Episode 8 Season 1 by GURM himself and he says they got a lot of angry mail because Ghost wasn't completely silent on the show... people complain about the silliest poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2012 00:50 |
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el_brio posted:It sure would be nice if GRRM killed off Dany in the next book. Then Arya. Nothing is plausible about a 13 yr old girl being a bad-rear end. Just doesn't happen in real life. Wasn't Joan of Arc like 16 when she was doing her thing?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2012 21:55 |
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Sad King Billy posted:Game of Thrones: The Tv show, has become a major talking point at work. One of my colleagues is convinced that Sansa and Shae will have a lesbian affair. I'm sure you are kidding but the actress playing Sansa is like 15.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2012 15:25 |
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I don't know why some people think Jon will be riding a dragon considering he burned his hand, surely you'd have to be fireproof like Dany to ride a dragon.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2012 16:02 |
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Winds of Winter prologue: This but unironically.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2012 18:12 |
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crazypeltast52 posted:So I updated this post with the quoted texts and moved deeper into the proto-bad thread. We are still before the time of the absolute fucker, but beneath the surface a dark rage is brewing. GRRM has just missed a deadline for finishing Dance, destroying expectations that it would be published in the fall of 2008. drat these two are excellent post more please.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2012 11:34 |
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Dead Man Posting posted:Yeah I was wrong. I thought HBO did another "Let's change this around so our viewers don't get confused" thing, but in my defense I was pretty drunk after watching a hockey game (then that episode after) and it was a dark scene. He even says he's Amory Lorch dude.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2012 17:04 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Sure. The continuing adventure of Ser Gregor Clegane, as you will. These ae really good.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2012 17:31 |
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Anyone remembers who gives Sansa the hairnet with the poison beads that kills Joffrey?
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2012 21:17 |
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Thanks it was killing me haha.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2012 21:20 |
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Bad thing is that they 100% won't have Tyrion with a huge scar on his face and no nose, it's not that huge of a deal because Dinklage is such a good actor that he makes up for it but still, the show is lacking every character recoiling at Tyrion's ugly mug.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2012 01:38 |
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Tony Danza Claus posted:It's odd reading the books describing characters now. I was really disappointed with TV Loras, I expected him to be a handsome guy like John Hamm but we got a twink.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2012 01:59 |
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Tony Danza Claus posted:But in the book Lora's is, like, 15. Well I don't know a young John Hamm, in the books it seems every woman is in love with him, TV Loras looks like he might get blown off if there's a strong wind.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2012 02:03 |
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ok ok ok replace Jon Hamm with another actor that actually looks like he could lift a sword and it's good looking
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2012 02:13 |
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Junkenstein posted:I'd have much preferred a Spartacus-esque CGI-Fest for the King's Hand Tourney than the poo poo we got. Hahahah I wonder if you can post in the TVIV no spoiler thread with that avatar without getting banned.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2012 03:20 |
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Are lemon cakes really Sansa's favorite?
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2012 05:17 |
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Rurik posted:The only person I remember loving lemoncakes in the series is Sansa and she just can't be called a bitch. I'm sure she's gone ~~~My Littlefinger~~~ more than a few times by now if you catch my gurm.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2012 16:39 |
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IRQ posted:I need to watch Spartacus. It's pretty much only sex and beheadings, so yeah it owns.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2012 01:22 |
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No way, they've stuck very close to the books until now, Robb and Cat are going to die at the RW, she's probably just referring to Zombie Cat who serves no purpose whatsoever but be an insufferable bitch.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2012 17:17 |
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To me Dany is Azor Ahai, all the signs of the prophecy match her perfectly, she's going to make Lightbringer by killing ~~~~Daario~~~.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2012 22:11 |
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Ambiguatron posted:The last thing the Iron Throne needs is watery poo poo all over it, it'll give people infections when they cut themselves. Hmm Jaime sat on it and he isn't dead, maybe he's the king at the end of the series? by the end of the series I of course mean a Jaime fan fiction
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2012 19:58 |
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Maytag posted:I understood it and completely agree. Everything has already been done if you want to really look into things.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2012 20:18 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:58 |
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Ambiguatron posted:I'm reasonably certain his plans involve Sansa claiming Winterfell, but I doubt he'd have Tommen killed. Even if he had the means, it would be a better fit for his MO to attach himself to Sansa controlling the Stark holdings in a Seven Kingdoms united under the Iron Throne. He knows how precarious the throne actually is and he wouldn't want to center his plans on it. They didn't consummate their marriage so that can be easily annulled yeah.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2012 23:18 |