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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:And then there's this blog post, a fairly funny critique of George "Rape Rape" Martin's opus.
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2012 03:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 11:39 |
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Urdnot Fire posted:Exactly. It's pretty hard to ruin a woman rising from nothing to take revenge with her dragons, but Gurm somehow managed it.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2012 01:29 |
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mind the walrus posted:The problem is there really isn't a satisfactory way to get her from her position in ASoS to Westeros without oversimplifying things, and unfortunately for all of us GRRM decided to take the long way around and showcase all the messy politics that would quagmire a would-be conqueror with less experience than she knows.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2012 02:09 |
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nuncle jimbo posted:the gay dude gets killed by a vagina demon no less, I mean jesus
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2012 17:44 |
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smarion2 posted:So is there anywhere to read the new chapters the fat fucker read a couple days ago? I want to see, uh, how bad they are... Here you go: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3422738&userid=0&perpage=20&pagenumber=535#post402338686
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2012 04:06 |
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So apparently, according to this post in the SF&F thread, ADWD has been nominated for a Hugo. Now I know a nomination doesn't really count for much if anything but still ... Has the nominations process always been this lovely, or is this just par for the course? Should I even be surprised at this anymore? Maybe they should have nominated the Pear-Shaped Man instead ...
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2012 15:08 |
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thornghost posted:Yeah I heard they didn't even use real gold in that scene. Cheapskates. quote:Actually, I really *did* feel that scene looked awfully fake. That's not what molten gold looks like at all. Also gold won't just melt that easily from putting it over an open flame, having a melting point somewhere slightly above 1000°C. For the record, this is what actual gold does look like when it melts. And I don't even think it would have made much of a dent into their budget to make that scene look a little more believable
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# ¿ May 2, 2012 00:06 |
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Ambiguatron posted:The Lannistralian sigil is a cassowary rampant, ridden by a funnel web spider, also rampant, which is turn ridden by a mouse spider... also rampant, on a blood red field checked with those little jellyfish that literally make you think the world is ending. EDIT: Also they are called irukanji iirc. Just so we're sure we're talking about the same thing here. PrBacterio fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jun 16, 2012 |
# ¿ Jun 16, 2012 03:41 |
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Omnicarus posted:I always figured that the whole Valeryia thing was a nuclear war and the doom was radiation. All the swords from there are just CPM-S30V steel decorative swords that were bought by nerds and got left around. Dragons are mutated Chickens or something.
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2012 01:10 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Just kidding. ADWD was the last book of the series.
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# ¿ May 11, 2013 14:37 |
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IRQ posted:That can't be true, because we all know Gurm doesn't write.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2013 00:36 |
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mind the walrus posted:A few chapters that read like they were meant for ADWD but the editor finally stepped in and said "no, the book is long enough."
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2013 00:56 |
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Dutchfool posted:He's only 65 right now. If he somehow still takes 1-2 years to finish WOW and then around 5-7 years for ADOS he'll be 74. I think he'll live, I'm more afraid of him losing interest in the series.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 21:48 |
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freebooter posted:I seriously have trouble discerning in this thread whether you're all being tongue-in-cheek jokey, if if a lot of you genuinely loving hate the author of books you ostensibly enjoy.
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# ¿ May 17, 2014 02:42 |
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nooneofconsequence posted:I don't know they kinda changed Littlefinger's motivation for killing Joffrey from "create chaos to rise" to "revenge for my one true love."
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# ¿ May 19, 2014 05:04 |
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Aurain posted:Is this pizza delivered in a trencher?
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 15:17 |
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mind the walrus posted:the important thing is to get a quality book out
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2014 20:30 |
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savinhill posted:Writing is the Gurm-killer
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 14:44 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Incidentally, if you ever want to piss off people on Imgur, just talk about how Emilia Clarke isn't particularly hot or a good actress. (You know, tell the truth.) Angry wannabe Ser Jorahs will pour out of the woodwork to passive-aggressively tell you how deeply wrong you about their perfect Valyrian waifu.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 16:33 |
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Damo posted:ASOIAF is done for me at this point. Show and books. Since the show is done with all the good material, and the books are never coming out (or will be awful if they do), it's time to just bury the whole thing, move on, and be done with it.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 18:26 |
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this_is_hard posted:truthfully im really hoping dany dies in the first chapter of wow of dysentery. the long troll
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2014 03:54 |
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wukkar posted:I could see the GRRM getting arrested for the pictures on his DOS machine and then the entire IP becoming too politically toxic for HBO to continue.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2014 16:13 |
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Personally at this point, I'd rather pay off GRRM for NOT writing another book, after the humungous turd he shat out that was ADWD.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 17:10 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 11:39 |
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ActusRhesus posted:other than the released chapters and a lot of "gently caress you it will be finished when it's finished"? No.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2014 22:45 |