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Dr. VonHugenstein posted:This was one of the weird things about the book to me; for years a lot of people hypothesized one of the main reasons that AFFC was a letdown was because we didn't have Dany and Tyrion chapters. Then as it turns out Dany and Tyrion are a drag for most of this book, while the less prominent character POVs are mostly pretty interesting (who would have guessed Victarion would be great after the drag-rear end Iron Island chapters from AFFC). Its clear at the end of Swords that Tyrion and Dany were going to be spinning their wheels for awhile. Tyrion's on the run and Dany's chilling in Mereen. If GRRM had skipped Dance and jumped right into Winds I think readers would have been able to connect the dots just fine. "Dany is a lovely ruler and Mereen is at war." "Tyrion fled across the sea where he was drawn to Mereen by stories of the Dragon Queen." There's at least five hundred pages of nothing summarized in two sentences.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2011 22:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 10:43 |
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Its obvious Varys is working with the Devil of the Cold or whoever the gently caress Melisandre is always going on about. The ritual which cost him his junk also put an Other in him. His plan is to soften up Westeros for the coming wight invasion. Really, there is no other justification for his actions.kiph posted:GRRM must have had one poo poo-hot sister. Yup.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2011 14:35 |
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whoflungpoop posted:But when I first read it I couldn't figure out if it was supposed to be the advanced stages of dysentery or if she finally started getting her period again, therefore signifying a magical return of her fertility and therefore foreshadowing some sort of further development/transformation aided by the waxing magical forces, etc. Why can't it be both? Dany had shitwomb and the dysentery cleaned out her system.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2012 16:12 |
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The homely farmgirl began tugging at Ser Jammie's pink turnip, using techniques she perfected over many hundreds of hours in the fields tending to her crops. Now she tended to Ser Jammie's crop, doing for him what he can no longer do to himself after he lost his sword hand to the villain, Largo Goat.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2012 01:25 |
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Gangs of New York is pretty rad. Daniel Day Lewis chews the scenery like a motherfucker.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2013 14:56 |
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Star War Sex Parrot posted:AFFC+ADWD is not 4 seasons of material. Seeing as we're a good six years away from TWOW, there had better be five seasons of material in AFFC+ADWD.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2013 05:34 |
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Contra Calculus posted:There's still a few shockers to come. Nothing as big as this probably unless in the next two books Gurm finds a way to actually SHOCKINGLY kill characters off again. You can't take someone's virginity twice.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2013 17:54 |
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Really its just three layers cut into thirds.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2013 21:43 |
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If ever there was a man who could rape a woman with his eyes...
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2013 18:57 |
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morcant posted:I only go into TVIV for the Dexter and Orphan Black threads. Those ones at least don't seem too bad. Threads for bad shows tend to be better than threads for good shows. It seems that the more popular a show becomes, the more likely its thread will be a boring circlejerk or infested with poo poo posts. See: the Game of Thrones thread.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2013 18:43 |
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Yeah, Dany's more like a mail-order bride who marries Drogo to get her Dothraki green card.
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2013 12:11 |
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redreader posted:I think it's mostly about dudes sitting down and spreading their legs really wide, like 'look at my cock!' or 'oh no I can't close my legs because of my dick'. People do this and it's loving annoying. I'm a guy and I try not to do it because it's douchey. Or maybe men have proportionately narrower hips and can't cross their legs as naturally as women?
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2013 20:04 |
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redreader posted:His bag was taking up a seat. He'd probably have moved it if anyone had asked though. Really. The implication is 'don't sit next to me if you don't have to,' not 'these seats belong to me and I will defend them with DIARRHEA AND FIRE!' Everybody does it, and not just on public transportation.
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2013 14:38 |
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A tree died for that book.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2013 23:45 |
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Joramun posted:Someone like Antonio Banderas. Ah, a Dornish Rex. I like it.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2014 23:06 |
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Aurain posted:All the images on the base article just look like templates modified a bit. You just described nearly all fanart made in the last ten years. Nerds love paper doll poo poo because it doesn't require talent.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2014 12:21 |
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Personperson14 posted:This books just gonna be released on a chapter by chapter basis isn't it? He might as well. GRRM is a modern-day Dickens.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 03:17 |
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syscall girl posted:And does Spartacus have a bunch of kids forced into adult situations the way GoT does? Well, Viva Bianca does seduce and gently caress a 14 year-old.
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 23:22 |
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I don't recall ever seeing Cat's breasts.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 22:14 |
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What's it called? Uh, I'm just asking because, erm, I'm researching the effect global communications systems such as the internet have on the masturbatory habits of the North American male.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2014 12:47 |
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RIP "tummy"
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2014 12:40 |
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Shoehead posted:Wait so the Wildlings who went over the wall still haven't attacked Castle Black or what? They're biding their time 'til the season finale.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2014 15:07 |
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Jeffrey posted:I don't see how that could not be what happens - no way can they not have a confrontation between the two after all that, and that's kind of the only way it makes any sense. I'm trying to think of a single occasion in which fate conspired to give a character some much needed catharsis in this series and am coming up blank.
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# ¿ May 5, 2014 22:54 |
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FWIW, Tywin had a few flirty conversations with Olenna on the show.
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# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:41 |
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Majorian posted:I like the idea of a teenage girl thrust into a really misogynistic society, This is how they suckered in tv viewers, too. "Everybody cheer for feminist icon, breaker of the patriarchy, Daneyras Targaeryeon as she heads a social justice crusade across Essos!" GRRM had the good sense to paint a more balanced picture of her, making her a hormonal, entitled brat whose inexperience and arrogance led to her downfall. Hopefully the show has the balls to follow GRRM's example and not soften her character by turning her into a one-dimension GRRL POWER Mary Sue.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 18:38 |
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PupsOfWar posted:Welcome to the wait for books 8 and 9. You joke, but he already expanded book 4 into two and a half books. I wouldn't be surprised if he just said "gently caress it," released a full third book in the Dances with Dragons trilogy and pushed the Winds of Winter stuff to book 7.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 15:26 |
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Looks like his publisher finally sat him down and explained how much money he was leaving on the table by not getting WoW out before the series ends.
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2014 00:31 |
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Famed Author George RR Martin dies after taking the KFC bucket challenge.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 00:44 |
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2014 15:14 |
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GRRM posted:We have booked a full run, so THE INTERVIEW will continue to run for two weeks, in rotation with the other films that we had already committed too before this all broke. Ross posted:Professional writer? I know this is from a page back, but.. GRRM posted:We have booked a full run, so THE INTERVIEW will continue to run for two weeks, in rotation with the other films
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 12:06 |
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Look at that svelte motherfucker. Guess predictions of his imminent death has been greatly exaggerated.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2015 16:59 |
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davey4283 posted:Which mash up of book 4 and 5 has the goon seal of approval? Does it even really matter? Read all of 4 and start 5 at the last Bran chapter. Just pretend that the first 34 chapters were part of an intended time skip.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 17:16 |
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Can someone explain why GRRM is writing about puppies on his blog? What the gently caress is puppygate?
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2015 02:30 |
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http://www.foodworldnews.com/articl...n-snow-live.htm From the Food World News: book 6 is finished and ready to go.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 04:09 |
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computer parts posted:If you really want a writer that started with a grudge, look at Jim Butcher who started his Wizard Detective series on a bet with his creative writing teacher that he could write the most stereotypical story imaginable and sell a bunch, and then started another series after betting some dude on a message board that he could make a successful series with any two random concepts. The guy told him to write a book combining Romans and Pokemon. I have never, and will never, read one of that guy's books, but I'm buying him a beer if I ever meet him in real life.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 13:33 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:Apparently my-character-is-totally-dead-no-really actor Kit Harrington was spotted during the filming of a battle scene for the next season (and part of it, not just there watching, it seems). Spoiled in the off chance this thread still gets people who aren't up to date on the show or the novelization. Entertainment Weekly: In an interview immediately following Season 5, you said Jon Snow was actually dead. D&D: Yes, but we didn't say he wouldn't come back to life. (Dan and Dave slowly take off their pants to reveal full erections. Dave starts stroking his.) Dave: We fooled the world, unhn. (Dan starts fingering Dave's rear end in a top hat.) Dan: We're the smartest showrunners take it, bitch in the world. (Dan and Dave lay down on the floor and start 69ing each other.) Dan: Nobody expected this, uhnn FASTER!, twist. We even fooled the President of the United States. Almost there. Come on, faster. More tongue. Dave: All those people, yeah YEAH, crying on youtube. We totally *glurgle* (Dave begins to choke on Dan's semen.) End interview.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2015 11:20 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 10:43 |
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Krinkle posted:I can't find the mercy chapter. Didn't some jerk archive it or something? Or was it from a book reading and there's only the big reveal people know about? https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/wiki/twow
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 01:49 |