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Urdnot Fire posted:As was I. I come from a future where A Song of Incest and loving has grown out of control like lovely kudzu. Also, The Winds of Winter never came out. And yet, the Wangs of Winter somehow fills this void.
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2013 22:35 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 16:22 |
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emanresu tnuocca posted:And I want to point out that according to GRRM in the ADWD prologue chapter 'Warging' is only when the animal/recipient is a wolf. So when the eagle guy was doing it they called it... Earging? How does this work.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2013 22:31 |
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whowhatwhere posted:The big reveal is that he shits gold. The push that was promised!
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2013 23:19 |
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notaspy posted:I'm planning on reading the combined version of the last two books having never read them separately, is this a bad idea? I spoiled myself a long time ago but will I gently caress up the reveals and poo poo if I do this? I think the only way to move things along more properly is if you read them while on the toilet.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2013 18:18 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:No, just a GRRM. GRRM and one of the guys who writes the Venture Brothers. THATS IT. Just those two.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2014 23:39 |
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TequilaJesus posted:Playing a game implies some sort of effort. GRRM: The only winning move is not to play.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 18:00 |
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I like to imagine the real twist is that Benjen threw on a blue cloak and climbed back over the wall after he was last seen setting out. We are gonna link back up with his PoV chapters as another bored old man in Dorne sitting under the sun and talking about how much nicer getting to use his dick is than guarding some frozen icehole.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 02:51 |
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Ague Proof posted:Darkstark
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 05:03 |
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emanresu tnuocca posted:so yeah grrm writing and editing these wildcard books no sane person would ever read is something i've long since come to terms with, but does he seriously need to respond to every single comment on his not-a-blog? what an absolute fucker. Compose the responses into a single compendium novel "The Sins of Winter" and sell it for big bucks. If the fat gently caress is gonna write somebody should profit.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 23:21 |
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Krinkle posted:So is the answer to where whores go wherever penny was born? Because I don't like this theory at all. I'm convinced.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 02:44 |
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Krinkle posted:Hmmmm my husband just let his entire house guard run train on me and then joined in and tossed some coins at me with dead eyes like I was an object. I know what I'll do. Go marry a dwarf and hand over my kids to him since i'm a sentimentalist and he reminds me of the worst loving afternoon of my life. I was already convinced but man this sounds so GRRM I am putting it up there with "Varys Merman" as my head-ending. (Note: people keep saying that just because GRRM is gonna die there won't be an ending... We got that Artemis Fowl guy to write a half-assed hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy novel; he probably needs work)
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 06:53 |
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"All right George what if we literally put a blank copy of the book in front of you and all you have to do is write words until it's full?" ... "No?"
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 19:33 |
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Where have you been all my life?
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 00:15 |
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I don't know what you intend to do with that Hound mask on but it doesn't look like it is gonna be in canon!
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 21:23 |
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GRRM will finally accept the truth and start releasing hardback copies of single chapters. He will be lauded for saving the print industry.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2016 15:24 |
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A Clash with Strangers.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 02:14 |
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MrSlam posted:A Wedding for Kings Westeros can be surprisingly progressive.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 16:23 |
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I want you to know we all have fun in this thread and everything but seriously I am reporting you to GRRM's publisher right now. That is pretty clearly actual book material.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2016 10:58 |
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Can anyone link me to the video that is just an audio excerpt of the Daenerys being sick in the field from ADWD? I need to send this to someone in the netherlands to explain why they may be having difficulty translating the series.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2016 22:18 |
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God drat it I came to this thread because I ran out of trump poo poo to read for the day and now all we have left here are links to the trump thread.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 00:48 |
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Super Ninja Fish posted:Here, I'll give you something to read. Thank you.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 15:42 |
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ruddiger posted:Just finished A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Books that have been written. So you know...... Books written by someone else.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 15:30 |
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IRQ posted:Aenys to Peynys, the Song of Ureythrya Fire This gave me a good laugh thanks.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 21:33 |
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dentist toy box posted:Like there's only 2 more seasons left counting this one. So I mean it has to happen. Actually........
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# ¿ May 27, 2017 09:41 |
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SirKibbles posted:The thing is he has a ton of writer friends, ask them for advice you fucker it's been like 6 years. You know he talked his series up hardcore to them all and now he couldn't look em in the eye if he asked for help.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2017 17:07 |
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Hodor.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 02:04 |
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emanresu tnuocca posted:We've had Varys cross the world two times in a single episode, we've had Baelish in Winterfell in one episode and then in King's Landing in the next. As far as we know Arya could get to Dorne and then steal dragon eggs from Ashai in consecutive scenes. That's just because there is the person Varys on one continent and the merman Varys on another!
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 17:42 |
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kcroy posted:I assumed Walt let her die because she was blackmailing him. It was a hard scene to watch, but I never felt very bad for her. It's been a while though - did he still need Jesse at that point? A big part of what made Walt a relatable villain was the unspoken implication that even if he didn't need Jessie he wanted to have him as his assistant. Breaking bad was a really good show.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 15:04 |
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Kellanved posted:Hello Wild Cards! Anything happened in the last 3000 posts? Some wintery winds maybe? You caught me I left the window open last night
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 19:23 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:look it just doesn't strike me as a growth community The population practically doubled until someone broke it to the mayor that the new refugees were actually moles.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 16:45 |
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This is my new canon ending.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 22:09 |
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I seek a highborn maiden of one and infinity
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 19:02 |
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Woodpile posted:If I said Martin posted two days ago that the next ASOIAF book "should be completed soon" would anyone believe me? I might believe he was publishing a blank book with a single page at the end dedicated to letting you know his next one will be out even more quickly than the last.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 00:11 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Posted this back in 2014. Wait there was a time when it was even considered possible the great mound would be able to write a book given another thousand days?
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 23:04 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Remember when I got probated in this thread for making fun of the books...in the thread about making fun of the books.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 02:04 |
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Game of Thrones is a really great series for me to poop on
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 17:11 |
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I can't believe you crazy bastards really did it.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2019 23:31 |
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Years ago when reading the books I got to Dorne and thought 'I don't care about any of this is any of this ever gonna matter' and now here we are at the end and every page I skipped arguably enriched my life.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 01:10 |
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It's finally here it's finally here! *Twitter pokes its head up* My pizza is finally here! Extra sausage!
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2019 22:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 16:22 |
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I really hope after all this is through we can go back to making Rome.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2019 16:06 |