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Argali posted:That would be pretty cool. But what are the theories as to why the Others are stirring north of the Wall again? Because winter is almost there. Also I just finished adwd and that poo poo sucked. Im sorry to say but that's another poo poo filler novel and I am pretty sure he set the record for saying cock or oval office on every page in the book.
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Argali posted:Is that it though? I've always had the sense from the series that this winter is different - that the Others are out in force this time because there's actually something driving them. Sorry no rape and lemoncake jokes, forgot. Anyway I have no idea why the Others are coming down more. Its supposed to be a really nasty long Winter, maybe thats driving them. Though after reading those crap Tyrion chapters I am loving begging for some more Sansa chapters just to have someone to hate more now. I can't believe he could make Tyrion an annoying poo poo character. Errant Gin Monks fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Aug 2, 2011 |
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EC posted:I'm surprised people complain about the repetition of certain phrases in the book (You know nothing, where do whores go, floppy ears, blood of the dragon, lamprey pies, etc), but I haven't seen anyone complain about the annoying rear end prayers to the Red God or whatever the gently caress. I don't really skim books, especially not these, but goddamn did I get tired of hearing all of that poo poo about light and fire and blah blah blah. I actually got more annoyed at the constant use of cock and oval office and "her lips down there" and other juvenile references. And I don't know what kind of sex the GRRM has (if its even physically possible) but I have always remembered I was the one with the penis, and never "forgot who had the cock or who had the oval office." What a terrible loving description of anything. edit: This whole book was trash and nothing happened. I gave myself days to think about i before posting but seriously, this was crap. Utter trash and the reviewers that gave it glowing amazing reviews should be fired. Le Woad posted:Cute. Dude you came in with a poo poo post and just straight up invented things. Also, who are these four resurrected main characters you're talking about? Not to defend him but you got Dondarrion (kind of main for a few chapters) Zombie Caitlyn (main) Zombie Gregor/Robert (main) Brienne doesnt die, Rhaegars son suddenly shows up, if Jon lives after being stabbed a dozen times (at least 4) then well that makes more characters... so on and so forth. Errant Gin Monks fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Aug 3, 2011 |
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Aug 3, 2011 16:55
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Le Woad posted:That's really just one main character that's been "resurrected" and it's Caitlyn. Gregor and Beric aren't main characters (And like it's been pointed out, you can hardly call them resurrected), Brienne never died (Did we actually think she did?), and we don't actually know the truth about Aegon yet. Well brienne was hanging from the neck at the end of AFfC
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This version of the bad thread is pretty good.
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So I have not read AGoB but I want to know... is there any lemoncake rape in the book? If not I am disappointed.
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I'm looking forward to see what HBO does with the ending, I might not even read the books when they come ouhahhaHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH who am I kidding, hey aren't ever coming out. Is this going to be the first book series that morphs into a television show and never finishes as books because the show is done and the plot is spoiled?
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Ague Proof posted:One of the hilariously dumb theories is that Qyburn replaced Gregor's head with Robb's to make Ser Robert Strong (Stark means 'strong' in German). I like this. Who's tits did he sew on him to make the zombie mountain rapeable?
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Ross posted:A this point tbqh I'm not expecting there to be another book. Yeah there won't be another book. poo poo is over man. I'm not even joking this series is never going to be finished and I doubt they publish another complete book. They might publish a bunch of half done poo poo, but not a book. Edit: wait the gently caress on... Why did I never see this? http://screenrant.com/game-of-thrones-books-6-7-writers-release-date/ The fat gently caress actually brought in other people to write the books for him. THERE IS HOPE YET!! Errant Gin Monks fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Feb 13, 2015 |
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Feb 13, 2015 05:43
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various cheeses posted:Are you not seeing the giant [APRIL FOOLS] in the title there? Why don't you let me gently caress with people?
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Lycus posted:They took a pedophile that killed a kid and laughed about it, and sapped all the moral ambiguity from the scene by turning him into a pedophile that wacks kids with a stick. Wait... So it's wrong to whack kids wi thsticks in GRRMs world? It seems pretty tame to me.
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Lycus posted:Barristan = good guy Ahahahahahahahahahahahah That almost got me. The blog is comedy gold though.
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Voodoo posted:RIP Summer. Why does D&D gotta kill off all the direwolves? It's going to suck rear end when someone finds Nymeria's pelt on a wall or something dumb. How big is the pool yet on if GRRM will publish the next book before the series ends in 3 years?
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May 23, 2016 03:57
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Urine Greyjoy is my favorite new/old/whofuckingcares character convenient plot device so far. No I didn't misspell that and I hope it ruins it for all of you.
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May 30, 2016 06:55
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GaussianCopula posted:It's more that there can only be one Big Bad at any one time. People might stop hating Ramsay if Euron goes full Euron just now. Daenerys needs 1000 ships, he told his people to build 1000 ships. His new name is Urine Greyhound. A cheap way to get you where you need to be.
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May 30, 2016 07:41
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nine-gear crow posted:Just one more year to go and we can all finally get off this shitbarge! Hooray! Yep. When the show ends I won't give a poo poo about the books anymore.
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Jan 1, 2018 04:00
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:I got some winds of winter right outside my door. Feels like -35! Yay! Where did you move to so I can ensure I never ever go there.
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Jan 1, 2018 04:13
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Northern Quebec. I haven't left the house all weekend, because gently caress that weather. Oh yeah gently caress that. Dont freeze to death this new year my dude.
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Jan 1, 2018 19:42
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esperterra posted:You have 3. Never change your av and keep them forever!! I lost my wild card tag years ago because of an accidental self own ban. Don't phone post. I'm still sad about it. Wildcards, bitch.
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Feb 13, 2018 23:51
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Solice Kirsk posted:I am eagerly awaiting the release of the new Game of Thrones book, "A Westeros Cook Book" where Binging with Babish creates recipes for all the food described in the book. I would buy that.
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Feb 14, 2018 00:42
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Vanity Fair has an article explaining how angry GRRM is that the show is ahead of him and ruining his twists by revealing them before he writes them. At this point I think he is rewriting WoW to make it different since he is now mad about the show.
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Feb 15, 2018 16:35
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Spermanent Record posted:I'm pretty glad he worked in built-in reminders into all the names. Imagine having to read all that when everyone's called T'cahk'nubs of Bleuuuch'shiiiiit or Lilolivens of Granbybum. Yeah in the scheme of poo poo to bitch about having obvious easy to recognize factions is pretty low on my list.
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Feb 28, 2018 16:25
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nine-gear crow posted:Indeed, but perhaps have you maybe considered What is this.... Get thee back devil and out of my brain. I Can't Stop Watching.....
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Mar 1, 2018 06:05
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cis autodrag posted:I'm going to do a drag piece set to Living Dead Girl where I mime performing surgery on myself with makeup and fake surgical instruments. I would watch that. Do it in LA so we can go to the show.
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My wife just gave me the drag name Connie Lingas So I will go with that.
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Mar 12, 2018 06:09
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cis autodrag posted:Strangest way to brag about having sex I've seen today. Ha! That would have been great had i gotten laid yesterday. As it is we were discussing this thread instead and going over the great drag names .
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Mar 12, 2018 16:21
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some guy on the bus posted:Who better to write about rape than a raper? Wait I haven’t paid attention since I lost my wildcards badge back when the last book came out. Who is the rapist?
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Aug 20, 2019 03:58
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some bust on that guy posted:It'll go back up when the book comes out in a few months. Should've kept it Haha haha. Yeah it’s not coming out.
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nine-gear crow posted:We're 12 years removed from the last book being published, coming up on 5 years since the show ended, and it was probably be another 2 years until House of the Dragon or any other spin offs make it to TV again, depending on how long the writers strike goes on for. One of my friends is actually directing an HoD episode now. They had everything rewritten prior to the strike so they are good to keep filming. No delays due to the writers strike.
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Devorum posted:Writers are necessary during shooting, as well. If they're shooting with no on set rewrites...oof. Also, pretty scabby behavior. Look I’m not the director, and everyone including the writers, worked their asses off to get the writing for the episodes done before the strike hit. So the WGA writers working on the show knew exactly what was going on. I’m pretty sure the people working on the show have a better grasp of what is needed than you or I do when it comes to shooting the episodes. Besides it’s all shot in Europe, so the WGA strike doesn’t affect all writers over there.
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