cheetah7071 posted:

Book seven will involve Zombie Robb as King in the North.

Sarkozymandias posted:

Did Show-Arya even get Needle back?

Captain Mediocre posted:

I seriously cannot wait to see Daario et al come on screen with neon blue and purple hair like pencil-top trolls to see what the audience of this otherwise muted medieval setting make of it. Even just reading the description of one of those characters for the first time made me put the book down for a minute and think about how really loving dumb it was.

empty sea posted:

I thought we got bestiality with the fake Arya and Ramsay Bolton. Didn't Theon go on about having to service her orally and then something about a dog? Or have I just read so much GRRM that I don't think there isn't a perversion he hasn't already written about?

whowhatwhere posted:

But the anagram is missing the letters L and E. What is GRRM trying to tell us?!

Ambiguatron posted:

He can't be Littlefinger's son, he's never tried to diddle Sansa.

Blood always tells.

Junkenstein posted:

Yeah, I don't care if this series is meant to go against expectations or whatever the gently caress. You don't kill The Hound and The Mountain, essentially re-birth them both and not have them go at it. Sandor Vs Gregor HAS to happen.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Brienne sees a hanged body

Brienne asks shady character if they've seen a maid of three and ten

They gawk at her

She reflects on being gawked at

character says they haven't seen the girl but they've seen a terrible result of the war

She reflects on the horrors of war and then POD says something that reminds her he's just a boy and/or the other guy says something callous and cynical

If it's a good chapter she gets into a fight.

298298 posted:

I don't think it could be unintentional that he managed to choose the least interesting character of the series (Brienne) to wander around searching for the second least interesting character (Sansa) and then decide hey I should throw in the THIRD least interesting character (Pod). It had to be intentional, something this terrible doesn't just happen naturally.

keiran_helcyan posted:

I want to read Meera masturbating herself with a weirwood tree that Bran has warged into. We'll be breaking new ground with the Arboreal fetish demographic.

Azure_Horizon posted:

foreshadowing, is how he did it

run DNC posted:

Uhh no in the actual book he orders him taken to the wall to be hung and then changes his mind after giving the order.

Contra Calculus posted:

I regret nothing everything, you fucks.

Waffle Ho posted:

Also Nathalie Emmanuel Instagramed a pic of a GoT script and made allusions to horseback riding lessons. I'm thinking a recast Jhiqui, but maybe they aged up Missandei.

Ambiguatron posted:

Am I wrong, or did they kill off the people needed for the "It is not known gag from ADWD? That was the only worthwhile thing in the entire book.

Gibbone posted:

now a cool plot development would be if the maesters developed gunpowder while suppressing magic and formed a private army of musketeers, becoming a new set of players in the plot (we need more of these)

Ambiguatron posted:

This fanfiction doesn't look to have any gay sex in it, I'm disappointed.

whowhatwhere posted:

Also: goddammit she made more:


Yes, that's Oberyn "Red Viper" Martell with Arianne "his loving niece" Martell.

thornghost posted:

A Game of Bones

Martin Van Buren posted:

HBO ain't gonna do poo poo with Olenna ain't already been done by Downton Abbey, just sayin.

quote:

Diana Rigg as Lady Olenna Tyrell. Also known as "The Queen of Thorns," Lady Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras Tyrell and is, in many ways, the true leader of their powerful family.

Mackenzie Crook as Orell. A wildling raider, Orell is a "warg" or "skinchanger," with the ability to enter the mind of an animal and control its actions.

Clive Russell as Bryndon "The Blackfish" Tully. Known far and wide as "The Blackfish," Brynden is a famous knight and the uncle of Catelyn Stark. He quarreled bitterly with his brother, Lord Hoster Tully, and the two were estranged for many years.

Nathalie Emannuel as Missandei. Originally from the peaceful island of Naath, Missandei was sold into slavery as a child, along with her brother. She received education in various languages and became a translator to the slave trader Kraznys in Astapor.

Kerry Ingram as Shireen Baratheon, the only child of Stannis Baratheon. An avid reader, she escapes her lonely life through myths and stories - her books are her most treasured possessions.

Paul Kaye as Thoros of Myr. A key member of the outlaw band known as the Brotherhood Without Banners, he is a Red Priest, in service of the Lord of Light, and originally hails from the Free City of Myr, in Essos.

Thomas Brodie-Sangster as Jojen Reed, a mysterious and enigmatic young man who becomes an important ally to Bran Stark.

Ellie Kendirck as Meera Reed. The eldest daughter of Howland Reed and a staunch Stark loyalist, Meera and her younger brother Jojen seek out Bran Stark to protect him on his hard journey north.

Richard Dormer as Beric Dondarrion. Once the lord of Blackhaven and a celebrated warrior, Lord Beric has now become the leader of the Brotherhood Without Banners, a band of vigilante outlaws.

Kristofer Hivju as Tormund Giantsbane. A famed wildling warrior and chief lieutenant of the "King Beyond the Wall," Mance Rayder, Tormund is fearsome and strong, with a large build and a beard to match.

Philip McGinley as Anguy, an extremely skilled archer and key member of the outlaw band known as the Brotherhood Without Banners.

Tara Fitzgerald as Selyse Baratheon. The wife of Stannis Baratheon, Selyse spends
much of her life in seclusion, shut away in a gloomy tower.

Tobias Menzies as Edmure Tully. The younger brother of Catelyn Stark, Edmure has recently become Lord of Riverrun in the wake of his father's death.

Anton Lesser as Qyburn, a former maester of the Citadel, who was stripped of his chain many years ago.

Davincie posted:

Man I googled the report and jeez GRMM is a creep. He just keeps bringing up the sex scenes while everyone else tries to avoid him.

Comic Con Coverage posted:

It turns out [Rose] Leslie is the only cast member to be born and raised in a castle, but she quickly says “It’s definitely not Winterfell.” Martin then asks if there’s a dungeon, and the audience begins to realize that he is a bit of an awkward moderator.

whowhatwhere posted:

A song about rain in the Porn of Vice and Semen? This isn't going to end well.

Hedrigall posted:

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

what we should be discussing is whether Goku could beat Drogon in a fight (he could, handily)

Sylink posted:

Before Robb got killed I remember he was sending a boat full of dudes to flank some poo poo or something. Was it ever explained what happened to them or did they never make it out?