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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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In the alt universe where there are new books, I would kill for a spinoff about the numerous (mis) adventures of Oberyn Martell

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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nine-gear crow posted:

Or just change it so that Ned realizes it literally instantly. Like, Robert's carriage rolls up to Winterfell, he comes stomping out of it, everyone bows, Cersei comes out, everyone bows, then Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen step out, all of them lily white and blonde as gently caress and everyone starts going :raise:, then have Jaime ride up like Prince Charming and hop off his horse and stand behind Cersei and the kids and Ned's face just goes :stare: right then and there.

I read a fanfic where Jon Snow looks 100% like Rhaegar Jr and the only one who believes Ned's bastard stuff is Robert

Ned Stark lie? Inconceivable!

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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You don't have to lie to be cool, GRRM

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Anders posted:

The only promise GURM will ever hold is to burn all his manuscripts if he dies before it's finished

This is bullshit and GURM knows it


There is no way he actually has any notes at all

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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JumpinJackFlash posted:

ASoIaF DC multiverse crossover when?

Adapting the Jekuul storyline, General Zod and his family land on asoiaf-land and quickly become god-kings of New Krypton


This is probably an improvement

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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E erybody should binge read Malazan books in the meantime

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Arc Hammer posted:

Today I discovered there is a Tully lord named Elmo who has two sins named Kermit and Oscar.

Where's Big Bird at

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Dickon Manwoody


And the Triarch Belico slain by the giant Elisha

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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In a setting full of big dumb assholes, the Ironborn take pride in being the biggest dumbest assholes possible, yes

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

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Irisi posted:

The last 15 years of their history are particularly implausible, when you consider that they sacked and pillaged Lannisport - a city less than ten miles away from Tywin Lannisters' home, and all he did was team up with Stannis and Bobby B to give them a smack on their arse and hand Theon Greyjoy over to the Starks.

Come on, Tywin would have thought "Oh good, another few Houses I can wipe out of existence", and cheerfully genocided the entire archipelago, whistling the "Rains of Castamere" as he went, and everyone else would probably just have nodded and thought "You know, they had it coming", and wonder if they could lay any claim to the iron mines.

For all of Bobby Bs faults, the man was surprisingly cool with the "mercy" thing* in a way most other lords were not



*Unless its a Targ

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