|
He will unite the remaining forces of the Night's Watch, allie himself with Robb and take those blonde pansies out, riding to victory with that bull's helm and preparing the Kingdoms against the threat of the White Walkers. It is known. The Unnamed One fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Apr 4, 2012 |
#
¿
Apr 4, 2012 22:18
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 26, 2024 23:10 |
|
|
Liam Neeson as The Kindly Man. ... That's actually not a bad idea.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 10, 2012 20:05
|
|
|
Joramun posted:That analogy really doesn't hold. Batman is lawful good, Arya is neutral evil at best. They are almost complete polar opposites. Batman's the Alpha and the Omega of alignments, actually. Here's a chart. 
|
|
#
¿
Apr 10, 2012 20:20
|
|
|
... Someone who immediately afterwards admitted to having lied about a pretty traumatic, defining event in his life, to boot. Let's just say Tyrion had a lot in his plate this last few books. Gurm probably thinks that just raping that whore was pretty considerate of him.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 12, 2012 17:45
|
|
|
So wait, the twist is that he wants to go to "wherever whores go" just to kill everyone there? ... Goddammit, Gurm.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 12, 2012 17:50
|
|
|
Tony Danza Claus posted:Either way, Davos better find Rickon completely feral and insane. How is that different from regular Rickon?
|
|
#
¿
Apr 17, 2012 04:19
|
|
|
el_brio posted:You should have told her, "Words are wind bitch. Now get on you knees for Nuncle!" Alternatively saying "Dany's storyline is about as useful as nipples on a breastplate. It is known". Then rocking out to a lovely rendition of The Rains of Castamere.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 17, 2012 21:00
|
|
|
whowhatwhere posted:in a sleeping bag. Cue sex scene where nobody sees what is happening. Ah, but what of the Lord's Kiss? Ygritte having her "You know nothing, Jon Snow"-gasm was the first time I showed the book series to a friend, and his perpetual  still warms my heart.... If only he knew.
|
|
#
¿
May 14, 2012 07:31
|
|
|
crazypeltast52 posted:Edmure's wedding, but that presupposes that Tullys are people and can thus be wed. You will not insult the Blackfish like that. Though since he is a flaming queer, he probably wouldn't get married anyway.
|
|
#
¿
May 22, 2012 00:02
|
|
|
mind the walrus posted:Writing as his "he technically wrote his blog post" or writing as in "writing independent of his blog and cashing royalty checks"? He says he's writing about the Dothraki. Probably about how Dany got the khalasar back after Khal Jhaqo's mysterious shitdick-related death. Fake edit: Relevant bit. Gurm posted:WINDS OF WINTER. Yes, I'm working on that too. At the moment, I am writing about the Dothraki. More than that, I sayeth not, you know I don't like to talk about this stuff. On a different note, think we'll ever see Walder Frey before he kicks the bucket in the book that will never come out? If so, I hope he wears Grey Wind as a kickass fur coat, because that's the kind of wonderfully dickish thing he'd do.
|
|
#
¿
May 24, 2012 21:33
|
|
|
Intel&Sebastian posted:Ned: Always be honorable and protect those sworn to you. There must always be a Stark in Winterfell. And now he's Mogo*. HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT, BRAN? *Except Mogo is awesome and Bran is... not. At least he has Hodor.
|
|
#
¿
May 25, 2012 22:14
|
|
|
Turns out ASoIaF takes place on Mogo's surface. The long summers and winters are just him loving with people.
|
|
#
¿
May 25, 2012 22:34
|
|
|
Pretty sure he sent her body to the North for whatever reason. Probably because Cersei would use her as a rug in the Throne Room.
|
|
#
¿
May 26, 2012 03:43
|
|
|
Probably not, but then again the green dream of a dragon banging a wolf must've hosed him up bad.
The Unnamed One fucked around with this message at 06:19 on May 27, 2012 |
|
#
¿
May 27, 2012 05:42
|
|
|
Ned's younger brother Ben joins up with the goths who like hanging around the woods in the outskirts of town. Nobody gives a poo poo.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2012 20:42
|
|
|
There's also the subplot of Coach Hightower, who has to win the championship while dealing with the talented but headstrong rookie Jaime, being helped by his teammates Arthur and Barry.
|
|
#
¿
May 27, 2012 21:19
|
|
|
ASOS has Drogon melting the slaver dude's eyeballs out, nevermind Strong Belwas making GBS threads at Meereen. If those are out, the series has failed. 
|
|
#
¿
May 29, 2012 00:45
|
|
|
North of the Wall, if I recall. Fake edit: Yup - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpU3C1pYxJQ
|
|
#
¿
May 29, 2012 03:44
|
|
|
Well clearly he will write them after this one's over. THE USURPER'S QUEST, coming this
|
|
#
¿
May 30, 2012 22:42
|
|
|
Duel posted:
... You do know you have just created Tommen/Ser Pounce slash furryfics just by thinking this, right?
|
|
#
¿
May 30, 2012 23:14
|
|
|
It's the title of the episode, if that's any consolation.
|
|
#
¿
May 31, 2012 11:45
|
|
|
Won't that conflict with ~*~*~*~Daario~*~*~*~'s?
|
|
#
¿
May 31, 2012 16:33
|
|
|
Ambiguatron posted:Like Daario is going to give the man himself any poo poo. I imagine a Reynes X Lannisters situation arising from this.
|
|
#
¿
May 31, 2012 16:48
|
|
|
It's... beautiful  
|
|
#
¿
Jun 2, 2012 22:38
|
|
|
Oddly enough, after hearing this I found the creepiest part to be Gilly's "I am your wife,now". Sam's fat pink mast should've retracted instantaneously after hearing that. E: Surprised no one suggested The Lord's Kiss. The Unnamed One fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jun 3, 2012 |
|
#
¿
Jun 3, 2012 00:26
|
|
|
She'll be the mute whore Euron gives to Victarion.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 4, 2012 04:30
|
|
|
Contra Calculus posted:He represents and IS a giant goon power fantasy. Even moreso in ADWD than he was before. Isn't Jorah with Tyrion? I'm sure that will go well.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 13, 2012 17:37
|
|
|
Intel&Sebastian posted:Im playing a knight named Stannis, Im killing everyone almost 6 to 1 or better every fight, Ive saved countless lords in the field andd lifted two sieges.....and all Im offerred is the most raided fief of all time and no one will marry me. Holy crap, that is "LARPier" than anything Skyrim will ever offer.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 14, 2012 17:17
|
|
|
CharlestheHammer posted:Edit: I thought this was the military history thread, how the hell did we get here? French Movie < Dead French royalty < Dead Czar family < Dead 13 year old boy < Dead GRRM before Winds of Winter comes out The Mutato posted:How can someone think this? Well, Dany's story is better than the book (still isn't good), Shae is more likeable than her book counterpart and Tywin and Theon are far more sympathetic in the show. So it's not an opinion out of nowhere. I do think the show ended up rushing and leaving some things underdeveloped, so the book is better, but Game of Thrones does improve a lot of what the GRRM did. Except Jaime killing the counsin. That was just him being unnecessarily dickish. The Unnamed One fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jun 19, 2012 |
|
#
¿
Jun 19, 2012 15:10
|
|
|
... Why the hell not? There used to be two towers alone on a river You became the sword on the left side of me, Love became a sharp pain as they came for the kill. But did you know, That when it stroke, The Tully went crazy, And blood from the halfwit was seen. Baby, I compare you to a death on a wedding of Freys, Ooh, The more I get of you, The deader I am, yeah, Now that my kingdom is doomed, Lord Walder makes coats of the Grey.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 20, 2012 18:29
|
|
|
AFFC is light on the poo poo factor, though it does have Fat Pink Masts aplenty. ADWD is the truly lovely affair. Edit: But seriously, if you read the first three might as well just plow through them. They're not bad so much as not as good. And the sex scenes are loving horrible, but you should be aware of this by now. The Unnamed One fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jun 20, 2012 |
|
#
¿
Jun 20, 2012 20:10
|
|
|
Contra Calculus posted:Greyjoy family values: hit, steal, and run like a goddamn rear end in a top hat. This makes you badass. You forgot "Plead like a bitch if you're caught, then wait to gently caress everyone over at the worst possible time"
|
|
#
¿
Jun 21, 2012 00:16
|
|
|
Cachaça. gently caress all you all.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 22, 2012 02:07
|
|
|
Never. P. S.: Last update about it in his not a blog was in May. More importantly, apparently Iain Glen will be making an audiobook version of "Dying of the Light", The GRRM's first foray into the novelist world. Any gurmy content in this one? The number of awkward boners people would achieve thanks to Mr. Glen's beautiful voice and GRRM's prose would be something to behold.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 22, 2012 09:34
|
|
|
I only own a fedora because I want to be like Don Draper. Disclaimer: I will never, ever be like Don Draper.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 23, 2012 00:33
|
|
|
DirtyRobot posted:But if Don Draper lived in 2012 he wouldn't wear a fedora. But then he wouldn't be Don Draper, either. CONUNDRUM! E: Medieval Medic posted:Seeing as the absolute fucker is close to death, if you were in charge of writing his biography, what would you name it? "The Dying of the Girth" The Unnamed One fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jun 23, 2012 |
|
#
¿
Jun 23, 2012 00:46
|
|
|
Tres Burritos posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7lp3RhzfgI "Great Bearded Glacier" is pretty poetic (and also a good name for the biography), if somewhat light for Bad Thread Standards.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 23, 2012 01:59
|
|
|
IRQ posted:You want to be a terrible person on a horribly boring overated tv show that sucks? Maybe you should grow a Jon Show "beard" too, if that's your goal. Rose Leslie won't return my calls.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 23, 2012 04:21
|
|
|
The Walking Dead Adventure Game was okay (well, one fifth okay. Telltale pulled a nano-gurm and delayed the second episode by a month).
The Unnamed One fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Jun 23, 2012 |
|
#
¿
Jun 23, 2012 06:02
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 26, 2024 23:10 |
|
|
Pretty sure the person who appears naked the most in the show is Bryan Cranston.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 23, 2012 18:20
|
|