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ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
He will play a literal interpretation of Gregor "The Mountain that Rapes" Clegane.

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ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

Ross posted:

I just finished a re-read of AFFC and thought it was good :unsmith:

I definitely liked AFFC more the second time through, which is probably because I wasn't holding out for some major plot advancement.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1045+pages+%2F+7+years+in+days

I bet we could plot is his progress based on previous performance.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
Lord Slug himself said that he was going to find a remote cabin this season for when the event known as "RW" happens based on the backlash from Ned loosing his head.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

Ross posted:

The guy they cast for Roose Bolton for me is exactly what I pictured him looking like in the books.

Same for Drogo, and King Robert B except bigger (he was noticeably shorter than Ned on the show if I remember right).

Tyrion was the most off. Now when i read it I picture show Tyrion.

I always pictured Brian Peppers as Tyrion. That may have been a symptom of the age back when I was first reading.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

KidKrampus posted:

I can't wait until we see Tyrion kill his father. The show is seriously lacking in the raw, visceral making GBS threads I came to love about the books.

Yeah, they teased us with that horse scene last season, but I just can't enjoy it without the whole death part.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
GURM and JURT are a match made in heaven.

Of liquid feces and dog rape.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
I don't even know how they are going to make two seasons from ADWD+AFFC without making the show incredibly boring and losing half their viewership because it doesn't go anywhere.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
Saw this and thought of you TB Thread.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

Fog Tripper posted:

My broken finger didn't hurt as much once my leg was broken.

My haemorrhoids didn't bother me as much once I got my urinary tract infection.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
What is bad may never badden.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

Urdnot Fire posted:

Only the finest blend of rum and breast milk for us.

Freshly squeezed from the dugs

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

Not My Goodies posted:

e: Bernard Cornwell's Viking stories are like 4000+ pages of Victarion chapters but way less dumb and misogynistic.

I prefer my Viking fantasy to be filled with rape and pillage.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!


It's all starting to make sense now.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Sounds like someone's never heard of Coronation Street.

You loving piece of poo poo.

Richard was always my favourite. It's too bad he died.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
BBQ chicken mean poutine is p good though I have yet to get out to Quebec for the real deal to compare.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
No one will care about the books in 10 years because as it turns out they are just an unfinished novelization of a half-decent HBO television series.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

jsoh posted:

Breaking bad started with Walt going on about how his cooking would be safe and then he grows a loving beard! The respirators they wear all series don't seal properly and are actually illegal to wear in a industrial environment with a beard. Also the shot of people in tyveks and masks pulling sir out of Walt's pool with the really loud breathing through a respirator sound had those dudes not having any filters in their masks, suo they would be breathing uninhibited

Because Walter White gives a poo poo about what is illegal.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
Long after man has passed from this land, the sun will dim. The moon will slowly drift away from the earth and the movements of the ocean will cease. The earth will die in silence and stillness. A memory of aeons past.

And the book still won't be loving finished.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

Irish Joe posted:

Or maybe men have proportionately narrower hips and can't cross their legs as naturally as women?

Welp, can't cross my legs, better spread them across 3 seats!

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
I unwrapped it this morning and exclaimed loudly "WILD CARDS" when I realized what it was.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

So who're you going to sever all contact with after tricking them into incriminating themselves? Your mom? An uncle? Cousin Billy? Ted from the office?

My wife.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
I could probably get you a dogecoin

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!


randomly chosen and presented without comment

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

nooneofconsequence posted:

If ever a parent was justified in disowning his child.

This is the real reason Samwell got sent to the wall.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
They'll either have to leave Bran, Theon, and Yarasha out of the series (which they are clearly no doing) or get into ADWD material. Either they are going to stretch out these stories or they are going to have to get into WoW stuff.

It'll be interesting to see how they stretch out Theon's stuff to intersect with Stannis' crap.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

syscall girl posted:

Theon's stuff is currently on the Iron Islands, at least in the show. Although Balon, being sentimental as he is, probably just tossed it into the fireplace with a look of contempt.

I guess you missed the entire season of ramsay eating sausages in front of theon.

e: o I get it derf.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
It's Out.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
(Winds of) Winter is Never Coming

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
My guess is fall 2019. Posthumorously published and incomplete. It will be the four chapters that were removed from ADWD.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

Aurain posted:

Are you talking about ASOIAF or Game of Bones here?

She could not tell whether the Game of Bones was inside the Song of Ice and Fire, or the Song of Ice and Fire was inside the Game of Bones.






:unsmigghh:

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
Ok I'm probably going to regret this, but I will offer my fat pink pen to erupt on a piece of paper, revealing the prose of an unclaimed chapter.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
I get the impression that Rickon is more of a biter.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
I wrote y'all a chapter and put it in the doc, I hope it's half as legible as arbite's stuff

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
I call it "that piss hole that keeps ruining our politics"

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
He's finished the 5th chapter of the book and is predicting the release date to be


In the year 2525.

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!

Chinston Wurchill posted:

In the year 2525
If by chance the GURM is still alive
You will probably find
He still won't write

In the year 3535
aint gonna need the books, GURM just won't die
everything he thought did and said
is in his UTI addled head

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
Your posts are piss garbage for idiot hell fuckers

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
In the year 8510
If the book's a comin' it oughta made it by then.
GURM will shake his flabby head
Then throw it out, and start again.

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ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
They are going to have to start making poo poo up in season 5 unless they plan to just not have bran on for entire seasons while everyone else catches up.

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