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You motherfuckers. I had to concentrate on work most of last year and this year, and I took my time reading this entire thread over the past month or so. And of course I get to the grrmfic part. gently caress all yall. I want in. I'll write whatever's left. Poor Sophia will probably need a fellow editor too, but I'm sure another goon can take that up. Goddam, guys. I thought we was mates. I thought.
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So, did you all just give up on the grrmfic or what the hell? I've got poo poo going down this weekend and next weekend but you can bet I'll be writing. Bookchat: I started re-reading AGoT for the first time, and the prologue coupled with all the autumn snows in the Stannis chapters in ADWD keeps reminding me the absolute fucker has never been anywhere north of Seattle in his life. The drudgery of winter is pretty close, but none of the environmental stuff is. And of course that's only the Westeros 'exxxtreme autumn' or whatever. Working in the sub-arctic (land of almost-always-winter) and visiting the territories is nothing like he describes, even though everything in the North (north of the neck) is like a hodgepodge of 'hurf russia is like this, right?' stereotypes. Reminds me of the book that started with a chick loving running down a mountain, during a blizzard, that was half made of mist (how is there mist!), but could still make out a town or whatever the poo poo at the bottom, miles away. For gently caress's Sake. 
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Aug 31, 2012 06:57
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Boy I wish I could get paid for writing *popular cultural thing* meets *current events* thing. Internet Journalism!
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Aug 31, 2012 22:30
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If the google duck is updated, then this may be wrong: So it looks like these folks were working on chapters, but haven't said if they're done drafts or not: Chapter 2 – Ardi (SpaceMost) Chapter 5 – Brendan (geeves) Chapter 6 - Kate [SEX] (JustFrakkingDoIt) or syscall girl? Chapter 8 – Ardi (1stGear) Chapter 9 - Sensa [SEX] (IRQ) Chapter 10 - Brendan [SEX] (Badly Jester) Chapter 12 – Sensa [SEX] (Undead Unicorn) Chapter 14 – Brendan (The Mutato) Chapter 17 – Ardi (my cat is norris) Chapter 18 – Sensa (was Contra's) - I'll take this one fo sho. Make Contraculus all sexylike (since it isn't reality) Chapter 22 – Ardi (Cirofren) What's happenin, fools?
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Sep 1, 2012 08:02
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Sounds like the co-authors are going for a more ballsout parody, while my chapter seems to be droning on and full of bland, safe sort of deviancies. I have failed. No true Wildcard.
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Sep 6, 2012 21:47
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Holy poo poo I'm finally home with steady internet. Writing times! I need in on the google doc for Game of Bones. Gonna suggest everyone get their chapters up or partially up and passed to someone else by the end of the week. Gon do this fo Rill.
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Sep 11, 2012 09:04
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TOS sounds like a hoot. I'll snap up any unfinished chapters, then another unstarted one. I see fan favorites irq and norris haven't posted poo poo in the past few weeks. HMMM.
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Sep 11, 2012 22:22
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Like a true goon. Not even a WC. (it's funny, because WC stands for shitdick hodor)
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Sep 11, 2012 23:47
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Oh, I totally would have got some words down, but I sat down for a bit of Crusader Kings II and now it's 8 hours later.
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Sep 13, 2012 10:15
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Yo any grrmfic folks want to get on Skype tomorrow sometime? See what needs finishing, etc? There might be lemons and cake. (possibly rape, how I don't know)
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Sep 14, 2012 21:23
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Annnnd second city condenses this thread into a fine, fine point.
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Sep 16, 2012 18:45
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It's like every time I click on A_H's posts to see if maybe he's not a giant decaying idiot, I see that indeed, I am wrong. (ps - guy, if you feel like responding to this with a usual tepid, witless one-liner, don't. I can't see it)
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Sep 17, 2012 04:46
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IRQ posted:It definitely had some poo poo.  Now that's a good post, even from someone people disagree with. Realtalk: started chapter 6's sex scene, got a few notes together for chapter 22. Upload to the doc if you got somethin! Oh poo poo, uh 
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Sep 18, 2012 04:41
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e: poo poo, this was for the last page. No, it just means that he's into guys with wheelchairs and text to speech boxes. thornghost posted:SaviourX, should I have you on chapters 6, 18 and 22? gently caress yeah. 22 is a bitch so far, but hopefully I won't take another 5 years on it. Also, Borderlands 2.
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Sep 20, 2012 05:17
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The Mutato posted:GRRMstagram Padre Damien's cousin, is that you?
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Sep 24, 2012 18:53
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Derby owns, Bot, please don't let's disagree on this. Also, mum's been in the hospital (for routine stuff), among other things this week or so. I promise I will write more about boners than anything else, including stuff for CC.
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Sep 27, 2012 02:57
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^^^ Commin' atcha! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3422738&pagenumber=429&perpage=40#post405415531
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Sep 27, 2012 07:15
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Man, everything I write is still coming out straightlaced, even when it's trying to intentionally be bad (the opposite of 50 Shades, I guess??). And everything posted here is too ridiculous, so it ends up right in the middle of: straight erotic -> too over the top -> so bad that it's terribly bad that it's funny.
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Sep 28, 2012 22:06
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thornghost posted:
P sure that IRQ said his was open now.
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Oct 2, 2012 20:25
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Yeah, the show went off the rails at right about the lesbian fisting exposition scene. gently caress that poo poo. Hearing dumb motherfuckers jape 'winter is coming' or seeing it in facebook posts just makes me want to troll them erry day. I didn't read close to 6000 pages of bullshit so you can just think the tv show is all there is.
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Oct 4, 2012 05:48
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Oh hay, we played 'Game of Thrones' last night, it took us about 4 hours, we were the LEnnisters, and we were ruling all of the north, but then the Squids came and got us from the back, but then Ned Stark came and saved us with some epic rolls. Did I read the books? Heh, no, I have a life.
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Oct 4, 2012 05:51
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Holy poo poo, we agree on something! "Hey, Opeth on stage at a metal fest, I'll check them out!" *12 minutes of bullshit jamming* *fans going nuts* *me going 'gently caress this'*
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Oct 9, 2012 00:23
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The best part of that episode was Grrm fanfic-ing himself and writing the two bromance scenes between Bronn and Sandor. Marvelous. BRONDOR
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Oct 10, 2012 08:44
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Our character Sensa has an inner goddess that dances when you plunge practice lances into her rectum.
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Oct 10, 2012 18:42
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If you jerks are too bored and too squeamish to write gurmfic, you can always check out the spooky contest thread and come up with something interesting over the weekend or so: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3509974
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Oct 10, 2012 22:41
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I'm pretty sure most of us won't be forgetting wombmen... ever.   e: ok fine, a taste of things to.. come chapter 18 posted:"I'm sorry, my big knight," she said, wriggling a little. Tame as tame can be! Working on 6 today! Done everything soooon. SaviourX fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Oct 11, 2012 |
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Oct 11, 2012 19:43
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If you listen to his interviews, he writes about everything going to hell, so it's okay. And sexual fetishes and oddities, as I keep trying to tell everyone, is like a big mainstay of well, all literature. So there's that. Still, Scalzi borders on plain and boring, Zoo City won a bunch of awards last year, so it's a mixed bag. And thank gently caress it's a humble bundle, because I won't be hosed to give Doctorow any money for anything he's written ever.
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Oct 12, 2012 08:44
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Fine work, shags. Absolutely splendid, m'boy. Have a treat: 
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Oct 15, 2012 05:48
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*cue Fantasia sequence from 'Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls'*
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Oct 16, 2012 22:27
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Butt Shags, double goatse!
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Oct 18, 2012 20:19
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whoflungpoop posted:whoever has the remaining chapters needs to include an Aemon/Old Nan BDSM session, including liver spot play and arm wrinkle frottage. Complete with Jon warging into Mormont's raven to watch from the rafters. Done. I'm putting this in somewhere. By gently caress.
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Oct 19, 2012 04:09
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syscall girl posted:Unless you've done any significant amount of that chapter, I'd cede it to you. Nah, I keep coming up with new projects that I procrastinate on instead of finishing this ridiculous mess. PS - I goatse'd my ma back in aught four I think, just a headsup, probably makes me your Coolbro King.
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Oct 19, 2012 09:06
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Oct 20, 2012 06:17
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So goons, I wore this shirt: http://www.teefury.com/archive/1486/A_Game_of_Ice___Fire/ to the local con here (my first ever, thankfully), and whenever people commented on it it was all I could do to not scream spoilers at them or say how terrible gurm is  .Also, standing in line for Chris Claremont, a g-g-girl saw it and started a conversation and I didn't know how much to sexually violate her, so the talk was kind of bland, sorry I'm new at this! (also also, Claremont would not shut up after he signed my friend's poo poo, just going on and on about Kitty and Bobby being a terrible idea, all signing other people's books while talking at us, wow)
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Oct 22, 2012 22:59
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I'm so glad I have the ~privilege~ to willingly not know what the gently caress is going on.
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Oct 23, 2012 09:20
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Sarkozymandias posted:Was pretty sure a horrible tasteless joke is what I just made so if you can take that to a darker place please don't hesitate. Doesn't get much darker than inside of a G.U.R.M. even his rolls.
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Oct 25, 2012 05:50
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Moustachio insertion.
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Oct 25, 2012 08:12
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gently caress Mace erryday, get him and Tarly and pour boiling oil in their eyesssss.
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Oct 26, 2012 21:27
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Hey wildcards bros, thanks for showing up to the thing. You cats are magical. 
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I, on the other hand... 
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