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Beep boop breaking news. Rifftrax makes a "mummer's farce" joke in latest Twilight Rifftrax.
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Feb 29, 2012 22:12
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I mean Mike is definitely a goon. I bet it was totally this thread where that joke came from. We are changing the world! (In to a much shittier one)
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Feb 29, 2012 22:17
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Ya especially people who have forum accounts and post ask and tells about Rifftrax.
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Feb 29, 2012 22:50
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I'm just going to post this again for anyone that hasn't seen it. When reading the books i always pictured ravens sounding like birds when they spoke words. Who knew they sound like Wheatly(Stephen Merchant) from Portal 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZyBNWVD70w
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May 30, 2012 18:37
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I just paid a wood witch like 20 bux. she said it would be summer 2015. she also gave me this little smoking rock. It's all white and sparkly.
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Jan 26, 2014 06:22
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Joramun posted:Actually, wouldn't the best ending to the series be to abolish the Iron Throne altogether in favor of a parliamentary democracy? I know I'm 2 days late here but a game of quorums is the funniest thing. So smart book people awnser me this. If the song isn't about Jon and Dany who is it. Stannis should be allowed but isn't so gently caress you.
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Jan 30, 2014 06:50
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I'm thinking the others and dragons just own the world and murder everyone. its not the happiest song but if you think this has a happy ending...
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Jan 30, 2014 06:54
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Ron Jeremy posted:Patchface. Ser Pounce for lord commander of the kittysguard The kitten has three heads. (I can't be the first person to make this joke I'm so sorry)
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Mar 6, 2014 20:18
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Mr.48 posted:Who said I was being ironic? The numerous iterations of the bad thread provided me with more entertainment over the years than anything GRRM has actually written. I want to echo this statement, but like a warehouse rave that goes till noon the next day, around 7-8am poo poo starts to get wierd. But yeah the bad threads were always awesome, or awesomely horrible.
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Sep 14, 2014 00:07
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I'm rereading Dance and its really not a horrible book. It just needed a loving ending. The first two thirds are good. But knowing that everything ends in a cliffhanger is like beetles in my brain as I struggle through the last chapters. Please finish the next book please finish the next book. gently caress.
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Sep 17, 2014 18:25
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mind the walrus posted:Become one of us. Transcend. You feel it in your heart. Just a little further. I'm just not ready for the death of hope. I'm still grasping its hand as I slip in to the abyss of writing slash Harry Potter GoT.
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Sep 21, 2014 21:22
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ClearAirTurbulence posted:When I see that picture I'm reminded of her in that bad lip reading video. This was the funniest thing I've seen from these forums in a few week's. Thanks.
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Oct 6, 2014 04:48
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Ok my day is ruined. The sexy Louis CK was funny if disturbing but that is a vision from hell. Maybe he only looked at the butt shot? But its GRRM so you know he was fapping it staring at her fake beard. I'm going to take two showers now.
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Nov 3, 2014 15:40
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Holy loving poo poo. I usually can forgive authors for horrible writing but gently caress. He doesn't have a daughter right?
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Nov 4, 2014 01:14
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Ok I'm done. I just read a horrible thing, An unspeakable thing. I don't care about Dany or Jon or Jamie or Arya or Bran anymore. (I might still read for Hodor) What the gently caress was that? (The pear shaped man)? That was like worse than anything the bad thread ever did. Goodbye ASOIAF. Will probably still watch your TV show cause you know...
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Nov 4, 2014 04:33
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So I get the choice of not having cannons and poo poo. But there is a bunch of smart dudes in Oldtown and not one of them was like "Holy crap when things explode things fly really fast, if only we could harness that energy."
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Nov 6, 2014 18:20
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I don't know what is happening. I'm gonna go gently caress this bear.
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Dec 12, 2014 19:07
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kaworu posted:Hey guys, I'm going to attempt to listen to the ASoIaF books on "tape" (well, I'm trying for the first three books at least, we'll see how bored I get how fast) as I'm going to be doing some work soon wherein this would probably help pass some time. I've only truly read the books through once, other than that I've just skipped around and re-read certain chapters or sections, so I'm actually a little excited since I'm sure I missed lots of revolting passages and details. Do people actually listen to books on tape whitout doing something else like driving or playing video games? This is a serious question. My brain goes so much faster than an old guy reading the book.
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Dec 15, 2014 15:04
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If I had a book with like a thousand characters holy gently caress would I have a bunch be inside jokes and personal thank you's. Lord Tekneeks and his army of 1200 men. Ser Jencho riding in to combat with his wide bottomed breeches. 50,000 men of the army of Wattes from the land of Bhase.
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Sep 26, 2015 02:28
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The White Widow was strong but she was felled by the vigor and energy of the younger fighter. The young red haired girl danced around the older woman, throwing sprays of blood every way with the super silver haze of her sword. Edit: A young scout named Cookie picked up the sword of the fallen hero and hid away to await her revenge. Fragmented fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Sep 26, 2015 |
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Sep 26, 2015 02:51
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emanresu tnuocca posted:I found an .epub containing all 6 released TWOW chapters which includes one complete Barristan chapter, I don't know if it was recorded during a reading or what but it seemed fully legit. I am not even sure if it's considered I wouldn't link it maybe but yeah if someone wants TWOW chapters I think they probably know where and how to find them. The Barristan was definitely the most epic. The Theon ones pretty good too. Tyrions is ok. Fragmented fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Oct 7, 2015 |
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Oct 7, 2015 20:51
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or not, I mean some of the chapters are 'bootlegs' or whatever bust most of them were released by GURM for free so idk if it's fine to link it or not, It's pretty easy to find anyway.
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Hahahahaha. GRRM: Can't even write a loving post.
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Jan 1, 2016 00:55
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HOTD was ok, the political intrigue was great at times. The episode after Paddy's death was pretty top notch Rome quality in that respect. The problem I have with the TV adaptations is they don't capture the same "gently caress the royals this is really a story about how war and power affect everyone that doesn't have power" that GRRM tiptoed into with his writing. I will give the guy credit though, he does actually write a fantasy story that touches on this stuff. Hopefully the Dunk & Egg series will be more of that.
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