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Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

bigmcgaffney posted:

Horse-hockey? Was there polo in the Dany chapters, because I skipped all of them.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=horse+hockey

Confused me too.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2011 06:15

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:30

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

Can't anyone eat without grease running down their chin??

# ¿ Nov 24, 2011 07:33

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

I assume GRRM is playing Wun Wun.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2013 21:55

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

I hope they were going for a parody of modern comedies' overuse of zany characters saying totally random nonsense.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 00:03

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

I seem to remember Bran being able to tap into every living thing down to blades of grass because his power was so great.

# ¿ May 15, 2014 12:12

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

I thought it was intentional for us to feel that Cersei was surrounding herself with nobodies.

# ¿ May 5, 2015 23:49

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

There's some new lore video about the north which got me wondering. Why would the mouth of a major river just be totally open to be settled by the Manderlys? You'd think someone would have that place all staked out thousands of years before.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2015 08:28

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

Correct me if I'm wrong but no flashbacks or novellas have ever been written during winter right? Only legends. GRRM has no idea how to write winter plausibly.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 23:40

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

I'd rather Preston write the rest but I'm spoiled for all his batshit twists already.

# ¿ May 13, 2016 21:05

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

How did Davos just know the dude is called the Night King?

# ¿ Jun 12, 2016 08:37

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

I'm sure her plot was nothing more than cut a deal to free Loras then gtfo to Higharden/kill all sparrows.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 01:18

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

He already had people yelling "Hodor" at him all the time.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 22:28

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

SirKibbles posted:

Bonus Ayra angst for Rhaegar thought you were your aunt.

What does this sentence mean?

# ¿ May 29, 2017 00:50

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

Please write A Storm of Sins, TB Thread.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2017 20:39

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

So all the Valyrian Steel weapons are in the hands of our heroes now?

# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 20:05

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

frankenfreak posted:

So I've made the poor life choice of spending most of my Sunday messing around writing a Markov chain generator and feeding it AGOT. While still somewhat crude, it spit out this nugget:

You should do this with this and the previous bad threads.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 07:28

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

I heard the last season was already finished they're just waiting for the books to finish first.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 10:25

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

I always wanted to be a drag king named David Coppafeel.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2018 08:16

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

My reading is that even though the Tully's are traitors, the Frey's claim on Riverrun is stronger with a Tully heir.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2019 20:09

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

Not sure about a fee, but the citadel assigns a maester to every house. There's probably some smaller ones that don't have maesters.

They are obligated to serve the Lord, even if they change hands. We saw that with Theon and Maester Luwin in Winterfell.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 07:36

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

It is weird that they wouldn't send another Maester to the citadel. Presumably, Sam was in for years of study.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 09:09

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

Clearly Stoneheart will just take the place of Beric in the books. She'll head back north, join the ranging party beyond the Wall, fight in the Battle of Winterfell, and save Arya so she can kill the Night King.

# ¿ May 2, 2019 20:52

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

Presumably the wildlings could start raiding the North again.

# ¿ May 20, 2019 23:20

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

That Bran always telling his stories!

# ¿ May 22, 2019 08:15

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

They're candied lemons.

# ¿ May 28, 2019 05:32

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

With their 1000 ships, duh.

# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 15:30

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

Solice Kirsk posted:

A gurm TGIFriday's dinner can easily cost more than a small country's entire defense budget.

One without at least 3 shits is considered a dull affair.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 04:47

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

You need to watch more Preston

# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 19:27

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

All men could serve

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 07:39

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

Game of Thrones really messed up a lot of people

# ¿ Aug 2, 2020 20:54

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

thumper57 posted:

They basically are, as it's apparently all a novelization of a RPG campaign.

Learning this ruined it for me entirely.

That's not entirely true. The series is based in the setting but not exactly the story of a campaign that was played.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2020 00:45

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

Uncle Lloyd posted:

GRRM has posted a new update.

"No, sorry, still not done, but I do inch closer [...] Of late I have been spending a lot of time with the Lannisters. Cersei and Tyrion in particular. I’ve also paid a visit to Dorne, and dropped in to Oldtown a time or three. In addition to turning out new chapters, I’ve been revising some old ones (some very old) [...] I was really on a roll back in June and July. Progress has continued since then, but more slowly… I suffered a gut punch in early August that really had me down for a time, and another, for different reasons, in early September. But I slogged on, and of late I am picking up steam again."

He's dying

# ¿ Nov 8, 2020 23:50

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

When is a Storm of Semen coming out TB Thread?

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 23:44

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

I read and enjoyed the main Ender series years ago. I remember hearing about Card's weird Mormonism and homophobia soon after but didn't notice any of that in the series. Ender pretty much makes up his own religion. Was there hateful homophobic or right wing subtext that went over my head?

# ¿ Apr 27, 2021 17:51

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

Seems like it's planned to go all the way up to Robert's rebellion

https://youtu.be/IA5946mV3BI

Not really a teaser just GRRM talking over art

# ¿ May 9, 2021 03:40

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

mind the walrus posted:

Oh there's a 0% chance it was written by him or even taken from his "notes" and if you believe otherwise then you must think the Six Flags guy was an actual old man:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbXSbP-wEFU

Cut footage of pycelle

# ¿ Jul 20, 2021 09:29

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

Pennsylvanian posted:

Just watched The Netflix Witcher to scratch and itch and... it sucks, right? Besides Henry Cavill being the image of Geralt and Jaskier being fun, the show was a disjointed mess. I remember when it came out, nerds were bombing any review site that was even mildly critical of it, so I assumed that while it probably wasn't great, it couldn't have been as poorly written as it is. I admit I had fun when Geralt got to fight monsters and hang with Jaskier, but I can't believe that someone thought that bouncing back and forth between what felt like eight different pins on a timeline was a remotely good idea.

The anime feature they just released is really well done. The nightmare of the wolf.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2021 04:35

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

pseudanonymous posted:

He takes like the castle where he grew up by a trick because he grew up there and has a perfect plan to assault it then the ~~book~~ series ends.

I forget if this is in the published books or the preview chapters.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 05:50

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

The Sept is still standing.

edit: but we'll never get to read about it's destruction

# ¿ Dec 30, 2021 23:31

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:30

Normy: Jul 1, 2004; Do I Krushchev?

It's going to be an episodic show about day to day happenings at Castle Black between big plot moments.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2022 04:52

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