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CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

SynthOrange posted:

George is going to make some new friends, and hug them and pet them and aww they broke. :saddowns:

George is a great name for a yeti. Not as good as Jim, mind you.

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CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
I'm going to do my old standby on betting on the larger opponent.

It seems to work.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

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Heh, well at least it's not ENTIRELY big guys > small guys

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

jackyl posted:

Pedantic edit: Meat curtains is a she gremlin, hence the name.

ew.


Great fights... This is looking like it'll be a fun tourney.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
I'm doing betting a bit different this time, and it's not paying off.

Next time I'm gonna put all my money on one fight and hope everyone takes the bait and bets against me.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

PublicOpinion posted:

Only seven fights until mine. Time for round 2 of promotion!

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I'm not sure if email spam is the way to go with this. Bob Winslow didn't even win in the last tourney with a full campaign behind him. I think he blamed the immigrants.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Save for a few upsets, the larger enemy is doing a number on his or her smaller opponents.

Maybe the rebalancing that happened in the last round erred on the larger advantage too much.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
I totally forget what my fighter's build is. I think three or four more fights until he comes on the scene.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Go Pip!

:toot: I'm glad my streak of 3 letter names is going well.

My mistake last tourney was giving him a last name.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

Jack the Lad posted:

My Elf is fighting a Tigerman.

I've bet all my money on him.

This is good for anyone who wants to bet against him - odds at 8 to 1 at the moment.

Hey! That's my tiger!

Why are you betting against him? He's going to win!

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Would have expected the minotaur to win that one, but I'm biased towards big guys.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

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not looking good for the tigermen :ohdear:

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Yay. Pip is awesome. Now, let's see how my bets go.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
We're almost at the next round, no?

Edit: well 14 to go. so not really.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

ZeeToo posted:

Sometimes these fights are just one side brutally undoing the other.

That's pretty much how combat with sharp weapons with an intent to kill usually end up.

Looking forward to the next round.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Woo Pip!

That was a close one.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Updated... Lets see how far I can get. I think I won the yeti mini tourney... it's been so long I can't remember.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

RickVoid posted:

Always bet on DukeGoblins.

Goblin Supremacy.

Bets placed, placed 10K on Dies to win, and equally distributed the rest to the other two Goblin fighters. Good luck everybody! (except you, Pip!)

People need to put money on Pip. Think of the payout!

Pip is going to win this tourney, though. I've figured out the RNG and assigned stats accordingly.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

Burginator posted:

P.S. gently caress tigermen

But Pip is a tigerman and he will win all... :(

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CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
I am not even disappointed. RIP Pip. Good luck dies.

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