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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003





Power down gay robot! That is an an earthman order!

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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?


Bizzaro?

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

PUNK ROCK
HIP HOP
RAGGA




Martytoof posted:

Power down gay robot! That is an an earthman order!

Can robots even be gay? Haha. Beep boop, I am a gay bot.

bobkatt013 posted:

Bizzaro?

I think my biggest claim to fame in SAS was when I asked Martytoof to make me an avatar combining the Bizarros and a Flyers player named "Meszaros" with hilarious results. I'll see if I can find it.

e: Here it is. The Bizarro episode is still probably my favorite.

SpacePig fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Jul 28, 2011

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.





It's not so much a time machine... as it is a DODGEBALL CANNON!!!

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?


/\ /\ The same episode that quotes from
I loved the episode in which they get stuck in the time loop and end up with hundreds of Stormys and Quinns. Instead of using them for their intelligence, Captain Murphy sets up Gladiator contests.

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AFewBricksShy posted:

It's not so much a time machine... as it is a DODGEBALL CANNON!!!

I said it's dodgeball time... bitch.

TheShadowAvatar
Nov 25, 2004

Ain't Nothing But A Family Thing



Defiance Industries posted:

Usually it's Adrienne Barbeau (Queen of Mars, from Olympus Mons to Tharsis).

... Sparks can I marry people?


Edit: My favorite episodes of 2021 were Bizzaro (THE DOCTOR... IS IN!), Martian Law (I no pronounce you Sir Phobos! Knight of Mars, Beater of rear end. Be a hitter baby...), and of course the Feast of Alvis (He killed for your sins!).

Didn't they even try to explain what Captain Murphy was doing after the voice actor died? I remember seeing some brief clip about how he was off leading some army in the "Spice Wars" before it was never mentioned again.

TheShadowAvatar fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jul 28, 2011

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 5, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.


I hate Marco because... he's a mailbox head?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


TheShadowAvatar posted:

the Feast of Alvis (He killed for your sins!)

Harry Goz's virulent "Why are you still here, Harry Potter?" is seriously the first thing I think of when I hear/see anything related to the franchise. Even though I'm a Harry Potter fan, Captain Murphy pretty much forever made the name a pejorative for me.

Dred Cosmonaut posted:

I hate Marco because... he's a mailbox head?

Fiiiiignuuuuuuuts!

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car


Fred Dryer!

"Tv's hunter...?"

Oh my god , he was Hunter?

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!


It's like Fred Dryer is watching us have sex.

...Exactly.

Syrant
Jun 28, 2006
This post is brought to you by: Goat Bouillabaise.

First 9

A Sealab/FD thread? Praise Alvis!

Fell
Feb 22, 2007

by Cowcaster


How do ya like them apples, ho-bag? AND HOW DO YA LIKE THOSE VERY SAME APPLES, EGGARS?!


I don't know how many years it's been since I last watched that episode, but I still use this quote on a frequent basis.

I just remembered, I had a whole "Sealab" team created on Worms Armageddon who all had Sealab custom sounds. The quote above was one I used for the "just killed somebody" sound. That was my favorite team.

Fell fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Jul 28, 2011

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*



Jenova Project posted:


I always remember to get pickles.


You know who I like? The pickle stork.

...you know? The one with the pickles?

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.





Say hello to Queen Doppelpolous, doppelganger!


I bet your lymph nodes are the size of cats!

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.




Well, think about it. A generator is no better than a drat flashlight.

so... there can be only none!

Geddy Krueger
Apr 24, 2008


Maduo posted:

Well, think about it. A generator is no better than a drat flashlight.

so... there can be only none!

Stormy's dead, man!
Uh, yeah, because he was AN IDIOT!


Moment of silence, Debbie!

Harry Goz seriously made that show.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004



Do you want the mustache on, or off?

...Too bad.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008



Take that, subspace.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...


Aaand there go my nipples again...

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004



Ensign_Ricky posted:

Aaand there go my nipples again...

Producer: "Do it like Archie Bunker!"

Aw, dere go my nipples again dere, Edit'!

Evoq
Jul 2, 2007


A few years ago (holy poo poo 5 years ago) I took a few of my favorite episodes and did a thing:

http://www.mediafire.com/?19n75wordz37x04

I just remembered that I tucked it away on a drive I never use and thought someone might get a laugh or two out of it :shobon:

Geddy Krueger
Apr 24, 2008


Could you get me a glass of... bourbon?

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?


Fun Shoe

While I totally agree that the show was much worse for Harry Goz's passing, was I the only one who liked Shanks? Not the greatest character in the world but he had good bits and that whole Fantastic Voyage knockoff was awesome.

Geddy Krueger
Apr 24, 2008


No I didn't mind Shanks in the least, and I actually enjoyed seasons 3 and 4, I just really really love Captain Murphy :allears:.

The ultimate zing!

Nickelodeon Household
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK


Mardok desires not the barren wastelands of your dessicated viscera.

Nails are like candy to robots, and we'll eat tires instead of licorice.

Holy crap! Did you see that freaking chopper explode?

Your quest is to find Quinn's rear end...and then beat it.

It don't mean butt if it ain't got that jutt!

I bet I could kill a guy with my toes!

You just bought yourself a ticket to pretzel town, buddy!

You swear you didn't know? Oh MAN, crushed gonads were TOTALLY worth it!

It's like veal...only babies.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004



spregalia posted:

Mardok desires not the barren wastelands of your dessicated viscera.

It is imperative that we be given preference over these mendicants. Marduk commands it.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!


spregalia posted:

It's like veal...only babies.

Ribs! Dripping in sauce! Meat falling off the bone!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005




Toilet Rascal

Ahh, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Benagain posted:

While I totally agree that the show was much worse for Harry Goz's passing, was I the only one who liked Shanks? Not the greatest character in the world but he had good bits and that whole Fantastic Voyage knockoff was awesome.

My biggest problem with the post-Goz episodes is that they were so dead-set on blaming other shows in the AS family for their declining ratings, especially Adult Swim's Anime lineup (Which consistently gets terrible ratings.) It could just be that I'm misremembering, since I haven't really watched late-era Sealab in ages, but the attacks on the anime lineup/Aqua Teen/etc. really stood out to me at the time.

haveblue posted:

Ahh, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals.

WOULD YOU EAT A RECTAL THERMOMETER?

Well, I would.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...


Whup, dart in your rear end!

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax


Fun Shoe

Two words: Martian Law.

Another two words: Hail, Squishface.

That is all.

(You're the man of the hour, the v.i.p/you get the first slice of the p.i.e)

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Walk it off, Sir Deimos! I'm sending you on a quest. Your quest is to find... Uh... Quinn's rear end. And then beat it.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.





Sparks: So how's the lava bath treating you?

Captain Murphy: Oh, you know, mind blowing pain.

Sparks: Oh yeah.

Captain Murphy: How about you?

Sparks: Oh? rear end full of red hot coals.

Captain Murphy: rear end full of red hot coals...

Sparks: Oh yeah.

Captain Murphy: Your entire rear end, just packed full of red hot coals?

Sparks: Right to the rim, baby.

Captain Murphy: You lucky bastard.

Sparks: yeah




It's like a koala crapped a rainbow into my brain!

Jenova Project
Aug 5, 2007

by Fistgrrl


You know what I could go for? Raisin toast.

9 raisins pers slice is hardly bursting though. It's enough to make you want to pilot the earth into the sun.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003





Some sort of raping gorilla? Good lord! It must have been Rape Ape!

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...


Jenova Project posted:

You know what I could go for? Raisin toast.

9 raisins pers slice is hardly bursting though. It's enough to make you want to pilot the earth into the sun.

And have this place decorpsed!

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003



Martytoof posted:

Some sort of raping gorilla? Good lord! It must have been Rape Ape!

You mean there's an even Rapier Ape?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


Martytoof posted:

Some sort of raping gorilla? Good lord! It must have been Rape Ape!

Oh my God, tell me there isn't a...Rapiest Ape?

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Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!


Okay, everybody, this is now a Low Country Boil!

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