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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.


Smellrose
Ah, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Don't say David Arquette to me!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
How can she afford a media buy?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

ultramiraculous posted:

Oh you're drunk.

It's a miracle! Truly an Alvistime Miracle!

Now I'm off to kill all the flashlights before they kill us. There can be only NONE!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Scott Bakula posted:

The seas will run red with the blood of my enemies

Take it easy there, Tamerlane.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Good Listener posted:

When sleepy I am known to utter the phrases "Let's go back to my house, take naps" and simply 'NAP!".

Did you just hex me, you bastard?!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
That kid's head is made of cheese!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm hungry for some loving Grizzlebee's.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Progeria. Nature's cruelest joke.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
With D Cups full of justice?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Why do you do 99% of the stupid poo poo you do?!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

SpelledBackwards posted:

That could be an attachable asset.

Shut up, Phil.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
How does this impact Train Island?!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Barry Foster posted:

"And I think to myself, I need exact change"

That is exact change, Jerkface!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

SpelledBackwards posted:

Got change for a .38??!?

What the gently caress, SpelledBackwards?!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Cody II is down!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

SpelledBackwards posted:

I'm sorry, did you say "double kegger"?

What? Alvians get wasted at Alvistide!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

JethroMcB posted:

Least until I get a couple drinks in me. Haha, only kidding! Lemme see them big titties.

Ahahahaha, aww we're terrific.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

That DICK! posted:

Oh, God, is he great or what?

I could watch him read the phone book.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

kami posted:

How does everybody know this!?!

Then as of this moment, I am married to Adrienne Barbeau, Queen of Mars from Olympus Mons to Tharsis!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Once again, your stupidity has killed us!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Alvis be praised!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

TheShadowAvatar posted:

Although non had laid with her though she was comly. :getin:

Did you just hex me you bastard?!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I know a good cancer doctor.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Boosh.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Soy un sirviente de la regla de Oro.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

muscles like this? posted:

I FILLED AN ENTIRE TALLBOY!

Oh, you don't even know if you're gay or not.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

SpelledBackwards posted:

You know, you are really starting to become a bit of a liability. Never gonna get that hermit crab at this rate.

You don't have to be crappy.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
We need cheeses for the journey. Romano and parmesan. Hard cheeses for a hard journey.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Y'know, the dialog from The Matrix... sucks.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Sweet crackers, I'm blind!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Hey, rape free zone right here, buddy.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Barry Foster posted:

...what is this slideshow everybody's doin'?

Neptune, I invoke thy power!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Mr.Hotkeys posted:

I greet you from the deeps...

Where Neptune never sleeps.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Operation WHAT?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I...don't have a great feeling about this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Cheese and rice, he shot himself! With my gun somehow.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Snip snap indeed.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
No, I don't like greyhounds. Too pointy.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
And I say to myself... I need exact change.

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