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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Performing thread necromancy due to Mr. Ford's new character on Archer a few weeks back. My head just about exploded.

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Send a postcard to Strunk and White!
Oh, I just hate it when people do that! I-I just want to throw acid in their face, do you know what I mean?

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Jose posted:

Muffintop X is my favourite thing I noticed on like my 5th watch
I'll have you know, this armor does not protect my feelings.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Quit nagging me, silver-haired woman!

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Talking 'bout a large vagina!

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Went to the shooting range today, and was talking about all the different types of guns I had with a friend of mine. Then this exchange came to mind.

quote:

Val: Cruisington Arms 1100 Auto-loader...
Mr. Ford: Anything else?
Val: Phased plasma pulse laser in the 40 watt range...
Mr. Ford: Just what you see here, lady. Anything else?
Val: Your clothes, give them to me.
Mr. Ford: What the gently caress are you doing?
Val: Terminator? No? Nothing?
Mr. Ford: Look here lady, I'm tired of talking to you, get the gently caress outta my store.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Holy poo poo, there is NO WAY they got that without watching Frisky Dingo. Nun with an RPG?
And why does it says Welcome to You Are Mother .com?

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

haljordan posted:

I don't have to explain my art to you!
Too harsh? I don't want to get flagged by a moderator.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

404GoonNotFound posted:

You point at it! You celebrate yourself!
I mean, I'm sure it doesn't *fill* a tallboy?

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

L33t_Kefka posted:

I don't even have any coins you btich!
Oh, I have about fifty.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

There are two Frisky quotes that I'm guessing are references, but I never figured them out.

1. Torpedo Vegas says he's the cashier in a candy store with a handlebar mustache. Killface even says he doesn't get the reference, thinks it's about "Little House" [on the Prairie?]

2. Ronnie asking if Johnny Carson is "violin man with slave."

Any idea where these come from?

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

bunnyofdoom posted:

Man I want a Tom Collins now
And the learning of your name.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Worst Case Ontario posted:

I like to call it Lost Wages!
It all just looks like a giant litterbox.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Crowetron posted:

What's with this slideshow everybody's doin'?
You know, I am a racist, but you have won me over. At least in this instance.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

kami posted:

This thread is like a bad penny.
I don't even have any coins, you bitch!

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Ror posted:

Wow.

Just, uh, went ahead and put it out there.
Turns out Muslims aren't the only ones who still throw stones.
News Ticker: Come on, we're doing everybody.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Slamhound posted:

Aren't you Jewish?
I don't know... did monkeys build the pyramids?

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Ror posted:

... ribbit.

Literally starving to death over here.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

Barnaby, that wasn't pants!
That... isn't a pickle.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

L33t_Kefka posted:

Ohh!! We were supposed to get pickles!
"Your clothes. Give them to me." Terminator? No?

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Cloud Potato posted:

Did not see that coming.
Oh my God, a missile! We've been hit!

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Worst Case Ontario posted:

...You are like a bad penny.
Think of all the sympathy cooz I could get.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

L33t_Kefka posted:

This is the wrong suit!
Too bad Haggar doesn't make shoes!

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

FORMAT DOESN'T MATTER!

Just get me two of everything that ever played video, and then the Hunter, and then format won't matter.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

JethroMcB posted:

Look, I don't know what kinda...Boys From Brazil thing you got going on in there, but I'm still the boss in here.
And if you don't like it, there's the big-rear end door.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

JethroMcB posted:

Heyohhhhh, "Naughty, naughty, naughty!"

That's a lil' voice I do. Call him "Dago Frank."
What about "Cody II"? It's evocative...

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Do we still have enough to pay for Train Island?
Got change for a .38??!?

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Chexoid posted:

So... crashed on my planet didn't ya?

You're gonna have to pay for that space lady.
Slideshow, she's in it.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

JethroMcB posted:

Why do you think Kelly LeBrock left him?

'Cause he's Taliban!
Then utilize your superhero abilities to turn Wendell X into an unstoppable fighting machine!

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

404GoonNotFound posted:

Sound it out Mister Ford! E-ne-ma!
Sound like you from Iraq.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

LobsterMobster posted:

I don't even have any coins, you bitch!
Maybe you should lay off the platinum-infused highballs.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

That DICK! posted:

He's like a kid in a candy shop, and that candy is... success. And I'm that friendly man at this cash register with a handle bar mustache
If he always throws his food on the floor, why is he so fat?

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Ror posted:

Shhh. You smell that? I smell crickets.
It was a hit... and they ran.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

And I think that's a very good idea

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

STOP. I pick the ant computer.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Ror posted:

GRAND SLAM!

Cover your mouth.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

So what do you think we're making? I think, it is telephones.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

JethroMcB posted:

God put 'em here for us to eat, and he chocked 'em full of folic acid and magnesium, and that's real good for your colon.

But I eat 'em cause they taste good. Like America used to.
This is my wife. :nyoron:

Ooh! I was supposed to get pickles. For a party. Wanna come? There's gonna be pickles! If I get 'em!

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

He doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Oh yeah, Ol' Wendell's dragged the old pineapple through quite a number of ladies.

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Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Is this a bank, or, you know, a house?

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