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big business sloth posted:I ME TOO!!
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spregalia posted:My penis fills an entire tallboy. Well, I'm sure it doesn't fill it...
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Aug 1, 2011 01:27
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Sensible posted:"Hooker." And she really got the spurs put to her. And I mean that literally. He used my great-granddad's whoring spurs. Apparently whores back then were kinda logy... from all the tuberculosis.
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Aug 2, 2011 05:21
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Never Odd or Even posted:The first episode of Sealab I saw was Waking Quinn. I missed the first two or three minutes when they explained the whole hallucination thing, so my first impression of the show was pretty I always mention that it's the sweetest of the transition metals whenever someone mentions mercury and I'm consistently disappointed when all I receive are weird looks by people who think I eat mercury.
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Aug 3, 2011 23:23
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SirPhoebos posted:I will slaughter them like a wolf among lambs! The Seas Will Run Red! WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES!!!! Ha! This marsh will run red with the fruits of my vicious slaughter!
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Aug 4, 2011 05:10
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... oh.. oh, wait drat, I had something... ... no, it's gone. As am I! Hyah!
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Aug 4, 2011 22:41
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Huh?!... Oh yeah, yeah... Mm-hmm.
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Aug 6, 2011 02:03
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Sound it out Mr. Ford! En-e-ma...
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Aug 6, 2011 20:33
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Veskit posted:http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/2011/08/25/fred-dryer/ Didi McCallll.....
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Aug 28, 2011 05:57
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I smell crickets...
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Sep 13, 2011 08:28
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Who the hell's Gary?
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Sep 15, 2011 02:09
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Or some Haggar shoes.
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Sep 16, 2011 05:35
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Let me get a Tom Collins anddd the learning of your name.
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Sep 25, 2011 03:44
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8lbsofanalsex posted:We have a Machete Squad? Yeah. That guy Steve's on it.
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Sep 26, 2011 05:10
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Super lady, what is she up to? She died of cancer... Oh my god... ...on Thursday. ... so close to the weekend.
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Sep 29, 2011 02:46
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GoutPatrol posted:Worked for Steven Segal... and he works for Osama bin Laden. That's why the Taliban is so deadly and effective...Hap-kido training. Where'd they learn that? From Steven Segal's fat rear end! I don't think you can say that...
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Sep 30, 2011 07:48
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No, sheep. Baaaa. The little slut of the barnyard...
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Oct 1, 2011 07:29
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So... hey. You ever wonder what we're making? I think... ... it is telephones.
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Dec 11, 2011 02:28
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My penisss...
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May 5, 2012 04:44
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MrL_JaKiri posted:You can't legislate morality! Jango!
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May 6, 2012 21:30
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Muffintop-X Wow. Just, uh, went ahead and put it out there.
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Aug 22, 2012 15:51
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JethroMcB posted:Not with any attitude! ... ribbit.
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Aug 23, 2012 21:56
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Glitterbomber posted:Oh, and I suppose you expect me to believe a burglar snuck in and taped that box of snack cakes to the back of the toilet?! BECAUSE IT'S NOT PROFITABLE!!
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Aug 24, 2012 22:40
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Well then put down the bamboo. You gotta put a big pile of it down and then the mommy panda comes out and she's all like, "Ooh, gotta find some bamboo for my babies" and you're like POW!
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Oct 8, 2012 17:30
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haljordan posted:Look this is complicated enough without all this evil twin bullshit having. THANKS KEN! 
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Oct 12, 2012 19:57
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Bags? What is this, 1930? Get a bagless upright.
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Oct 13, 2012 06:28
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Cloud Potato posted:Barnaby Jones. Shhh. You smell that? I smell crickets.
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Oct 16, 2012 01:57
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L33t_Kefka posted:Now who's for Dennys? GRAND SLAM!
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Nov 3, 2012 22:17
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I hate them all. ... except Turtleface.
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Nov 25, 2012 21:58
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L33t_Kefka posted:Bon Jovi would disagree with you! Haha, I started to post the same thing. That joke and the Rapier Ape rapist jokes are the only ones I can actually remember from that series, but I still regularly use the term Bon Jovi Friday when applicable. It's doubly brilliant because it's not just a made up thing either, it's a name for a practice that every lazy employee should be aware of and excited for. Still, whoever came up with the idea to take their helmets off should have been fired. I could maybe deal with the captain and the hologram lady as new characters, but the best part of the Xtacles in FD is their interchangeability and essentially similar personalities, save for Ronnie and a few other one-offs (who still don't have faces). So for that... thanks, Ken.
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Jan 24, 2013 20:29
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Guys... here's the thing: Hooper's got a vagina.
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Jan 24, 2013 23:08
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Yes, I know this man. He is violin man with slave?
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Apr 2, 2013 07:05
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Alright, let's get some heroin and some ice cream... and then we definitely have to go.
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Apr 28, 2013 20:14
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That DICK! posted:So, swirl that softly and gently around your erect nipples. Oh my god... it's his tits, isn't it?!
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May 6, 2013 19:11
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Arctic Baldwin posted:Oh yeah. He's gonna get it Which... not what I'd call making love. I would call it... the shame spear... of hurt.
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May 8, 2013 06:53
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livingfruitvirus posted:Another thing that made me think of Frisky Dingo today. Dreamworks announced the launching of a new YouTube channel spin-off of their recently acquired AwesomenessTV for young men. What's it called? AwesomenessX. I wish I knew how to questioningly type the beginning of Awesome-X in a fake Chinese accent, because that's my reply. Awesomueh~? Oh hell drat guy.
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May 18, 2013 09:55
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Error 404 posted:Old Spice...AND HOOKER!? Doin' reaallllyyy great.
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Jun 21, 2013 18:53
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ultramiraculous posted:That's pretty freakin steep for a bus with a bent gear shift! It's angled.
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Jul 12, 2013 21:41
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SpelledBackwards posted:"Moving over from Labor, as I did." We're not authorized to do, you know... any of this.
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JethroMcB posted:What the... Well, they just want to win. Get 'em Ladybuuugs!
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