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ChairmanMeow posted:How the hell is a Scion TC a real thing. The real question is, why does Toyota/Scion continue to produce commercials for the tC? Just take any 30 seconds of that episode and run it, you've got a better ad than anything your marketing firm could come up with. "Ka-KOW!" Favorite Frisky Dingo faux-recap joke: "What do you mean, 'The ants have gotten smart?'" "From living inside the computer! I think they've been eating RAM!"
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Lycus posted:Xander frickin' Crews! Do you see the big-rear end sign out there?! Does it say "Stan the big dumb fat jerk liar who tried to steal my company"?! NO! Point at it, Stan! You celebrate yourself! muscles like this? posted:I love how Ta'quil got obsessed with Nascar. Seriously, what's "NASCAR"?
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Jul 28, 2011 19:08
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TheShadowAvatar posted:the Feast of Alvis (He killed for your sins!) Harry Goz's virulent "Why are you still here, Harry Potter?" is seriously the first thing I think of when I hear/see anything related to the franchise. Even though I'm a Harry Potter fan, Captain Murphy pretty much forever made the name a pejorative for me. Dred Cosmonaut posted:I hate Marco because... he's a mailbox head? Fiiiiignuuuuuuuts!
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Benagain posted:While I totally agree that the show was much worse for Harry Goz's passing, was I the only one who liked Shanks? Not the greatest character in the world but he had good bits and that whole Fantastic Voyage knockoff was awesome. My biggest problem with the post-Goz episodes is that they were so dead-set on blaming other shows in the AS family for their declining ratings, especially Adult Swim's Anime lineup (Which consistently gets terrible ratings.) It could just be that I'm misremembering, since I haven't really watched late-era Sealab in ages, but the attacks on the anime lineup/Aqua Teen/etc. really stood out to me at the time. haveblue posted:Ahh, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals. WOULD YOU EAT A RECTAL THERMOMETER? Well, I would.
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Martytoof posted:Some sort of raping gorilla? Good lord! It must have been Rape Ape! Oh my God, tell me there isn't a...Rapiest Ape?
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Practical Demon posted:Okay, everybody, this is now a Low Country Boil! "And skimmers! Where's my skimmers? Guys, keep that nice stir goin-" "Keep that nice stir going...ahaha, I hosed my Mom, I made myself, I'm retarded..."
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You ever see Hooper?fnordcircle posted:Operation Meth Nazi is a go! Operation Bad Habit...is a go.
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That DICK! posted:Ya got change for a .38? Alright, let's get some heroin and some ice cream and then we definitely have to go. Balon posted:She's in the slideshow. What's this "slideshow" everybody's doin'?
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:
First of all, I was down with global warming waaaaay before Baby Lamont. I had my concept album:  Carbon Dioxide. (What?) Global Warming! Methane. (What?) Global (What?) GLOBAL WARMING!
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Benagain posted:We've got a machete squad? Yeah! That guy Steve's in it.
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That DICK! posted:Well if you're so smart how come you're not in ant baby machete squad? Oh, I will be. I'll be squad leader. 
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Sensible posted:Not enough Carter Hawkins love up i Bup-bup!
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That DICK! posted:Anubis is calling, Wendell..  Are you Jane's Addiction?
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Aug 2, 2011 16:51
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muscles like this? posted:I love it when Killface gets all bitchy. Like the whole radish bit when they're entering the sewers. Why don't you scrape all that hair into an old plastic bread bag and pop on down to the braid store! "Hey! I got a big plastic bread bag full of my own hair. What'll ya give me for it?" "Mmm, I can probably do five bucks." "I'd really like to get ten." "I bet your bald rear end would! But the price is fiiiiiiiive!" That's you!
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Yeah, I want a $9000 prostitute. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this...whole fuckin' bucket of chicken. The sandman is comin'!
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Well, now I know how Diego Rivera must have felt when he was banging Frida Kahlo. Tea bagging the unibrow. I'd like to meet this..."Bobo T. Baggins." Oh my God, I just got that! Ohhhhhhhh...I think I'm going to throw up. I think I'm going to throw up!
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:WHAT THE HELL drat GUY!? Those loans are for non-threatening, educated women of color!
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big business sloth posted:drat ROBOT GUY THAT HELLA CHEAP! More. More. More like a whole box more. And the villabouts of the Wherein Kelly.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:NEXT TIME ON FRISKY DINGO: That segment, with about a minute of setup beforehand, was the first I saw of Frisky Dingo after the pilot. It was also the joke that made me say, "Y'know, I think this show may have gotten a lot better already. I'm going to tune in next week." After all, "Ant Farm Keyboard" is a great invention.
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Crotch Bat posted:What's your names, guys? Everyone is Ken!
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Quinn...if you don't want me to eat you...say something. Do you want the moustache on, or off? Too bad.
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Aug 7, 2011 05:25
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Rubber spoon rubber spoon rubber spoon yes.
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Broken Box posted:I feel like hobbit. On eagle. Oh, Eagle. We will never make it to the Battle of Five Armies.
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Aug 8, 2011 14:53
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Xander: So, this is probably on the down low, but every year, I go on these...I guess they're like, gray market safaris? Interviewer: Is that a panda bear? Xander: Yup! "The Most Dangerous Game." Interviewer: MAN! Xander: What? Interviewer: Man is "the most dangerous game!" Xander: Well, tell that to a mommy panda, protecting her cubs! Interviewer: That's disgusting! Xander: You should see when they skin it! Seriously...you'd puke your guts out.
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Aug 15, 2011 12:46
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Mordiceius posted:I watched one episode of Archer but it really bothered me that he's voiced by Coach McGuirk because he looks so much like Crews that I just figured he should be voiced like him. You'll feel that way for about two or three episodes. I had the same misgiving when the show started, but Jon Benjamin very quickly made the character his own.
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Xabu posted:loving albino prostitutes. Yeah...and we're taking your chicken.
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angerbeet posted:The villabouts of the warren kelly God, I hope that's not a brain tumor.
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haljordan posted:I should have a tuxedo there...or this poly-cotton suckfest! "Mr. Crews" will do nicely. Though I'm afraid I can't say the same of this winged collar. My. God.
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haljordan posted:
My God, the genius of it!
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Crazy685 posted:I did not know thatttt JOHNNY CARSON Johnny Carson...is violin man, with slave?
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Jose posted:I think I've got some money in my sock. YA GOT CHANGE FOR A .38?
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Sep 26, 2011 16:57
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This is actually just full of rocks. Yeahhhh, Chick Parm does that to blind people all the time.
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Ror posted:Super lady, what is she up to? Oh, God! Not... rear end in a top hat cancer? 
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GoutPatrol posted:Worked for Steven Segal... and he works for Osama bin Laden. That's why the Taliban is so deadly and effective...Hap-kido training. Where'd they learn that? From Steven Segal's fat rear end! Ohh, you're just drunk.
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Jose posted:I've got Taqu'il's song stuck in my head, is there a full length version out there? Well, a 2 minute version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRx7f74Ovvc It is incredibly dirty.
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I see it as a celebration of life, like Hoop Dreams, or Finding Forrester! Perhaps they're going to find Forrester... In Poland.
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Olde Weird Tip posted:The delivery on all of those is perfect. Reed is a severely underrated VA Seriously. I wish they could find a way to have him do the Xander voice on Archer at some point. His work as Ray is great, of course, but I really want to hear Jon Benjamin trading catty barbs with some Crews analogue.
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Grand Slam! Immediately killing Nearl right after his big speech is one of those moments that defines Frisky Dingo as a show, and the winking acknowledgement of just why Ronnie pulled the trigger is just the perfect coda.
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SpelledBackwards posted:2. Ronnie asking if Johnny Carson is "violin man with slave." Ronnie's confusing Johnny with Jack Benny, an old comedian and radio host whose second banana was a manservant named Rochester. 
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Scott Bakula posted:lets get some heroin Okay, let's go get some heroin, and some ice cream, and then we really have to go.
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