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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






MY ONLY PROBLEM IS I DON'T HAVE A JET AND ME AND FRED DRYER AREN'T ON IT.

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I wish I had Wendell's negotiating skills. I totally paid full price for my campaign bus.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






That's how she sounds when I'm bangin' her, folks!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






You couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the directions were on the heel!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






It's alright, there's a fail-safe!

I DON'T KNOW OR CARE WHAT THAT IS.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Does this thing just start like a freaking car? Retarded.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Slamhound posted:

No, no. It has a failsafe.

I DON'T KNOW OR CARE WHAT THAT IS.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






"I put six bucks in your canteen account."

"A Snickers is like $1.50 in here!"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I should have a tuxedo there...or this poly-cotton suckfest!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.








Seriouspost: I would pay upwards of $40 for an ant farm keyboard.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Now where's all that red hot Vegas cooze ya reckon?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Woman, they had pricing tiers!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






THANK YOU RONALD REAGAN YOUR LEGACY IS INTACT

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






JethroMcB posted:

Grand Slam!

Immediately killing Nearl right after his big speech is one of those moments that defines Frisky Dingo as a show, and the winking acknowledgement of just why Ronnie pulled the trigger is just the perfect coda.

Even better is how the rest of the group just eventually agrees with him.

SpelledBackwards posted:

And why does it says Welcome to You Are Mother .com?

I don't have to explain my art to you!

haljordan fucked around with this message at 21:27 on May 31, 2012

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Leon with a Zero posted:

Call me an ambulance...

I'll call you a hearse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee7jSgr_XsA

YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN FOR THIS CODY!!!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






LobsterMobster posted:

You got change for a .38?

A Snickers is like $1.50 in here!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






SpelledBackwards posted:

And the learning of your name.

Now where's all that red-hot Vegas cooze ya reckon?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






HOW'S THAT FOR SNACK TIME?!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






You'll be real funny when I crack you with a pipe!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






My only problem is I don't have a jet, and me and Fred Dryer aren't on it.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






MrL_JaKiri posted:

I like to call it Lost Wages!

Hey, rape-free zone here buddy.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Look this is complicated enough without all this evil twin bullshit having.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






That DICK! posted:

Another Frisky Dingo reference in Archer last night.

"Aww. Fat Mike, too?"

Got me thinking about how cool an Archer/Xander Crews team-up episode would be. A man can dream. :allears:

I would also enjoy an Archer/Xander Crews/Fred Dryer team-up.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






You couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the directions were on the heel.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






That DICK! posted:

I really want a Game of Thrones shirt that says "ming" on the front and "Winter is co" on the back.

Woman, they had pricing tiers!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Error 404 posted:

First, I glue wig to your head, then make love to your face.

Hey that's Awesome X you're caressing!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






He kept us out of war......ming

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






livingfruitvirus posted:

You can put your Zune in there.

You couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the directions were on the heel!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






victorious posted:

You're goin' down for this Cody!

A Snickers is like $1.50 in here!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






MY ONLY PROBLEM IS I DON'T HAVE A JET AND ME AND FRED DRYER AREN'T ON IT.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






JethroMcB posted:

Marduk can kiss my black rear end! Quit bein' a bitch and pill me up!

You'll be real funny when I crack you with a pipe.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






JethroMcB posted:

Not with any attitude!

Swab it out!

My favorite exchange of the entire series:

Dottie: "You couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the directions were on the heel."

Wendell: "Woman, they had pricing tiers!"

haljordan fucked around with this message at 22:16 on May 8, 2014

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Error 404 posted:

Hesh wants sex!

You'll be real funny when I crack you with a pipe.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Irradiation posted:

I like to call it Lost Wages.

Hey, rape free zone right here, buddy.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






SpelledBackwards posted:

He's a rapper!

...But not the good kind like you want.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Error 404 posted:

The Ballocaust



Is it bad that I already had this on my PC?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






victorious posted:

I thought you'd be more... albino-y

Oh, go tell it to your Albino whores!

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






The SituAsian posted:

It is imperative that we be given preference over these mendicants, Marduk commands it.

Quit being a bitch and pill me up!

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