F*ck the Haters [IMG Heavy]

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Micromancer: Apr 17, 2002; He went out to the store
and when he got back
Roll-marks said .22 Short, jack.
If anything I could say that
this gun was rare
Its covered it sweat,
toilet water, and hair

That's right, you know what time it is motherfuckers. Standard apology about the cell phone pics for a box thread but who cares about that, let's get to the loving gun porn.

That's right bitches it's a Rohm RG-10 made in Germany. How many of you guys got one of these like two of you? That means its RARE.

This one has been modified for tactical operations by reducing the front sight post because when this gun is fired in Center Axis Relock Stance Position tm it was obscuring my view of the tangoes.

I mean just look how this sleek and deadly weapon compliments the multitudes of training AIDS I've used.

Desert? No loving problem. This poo poo doesn't care about the heat.

I got your sandbox swinging, son. Nothing can jam the action of this god damned smokewagon.

Amphibious assault or just plain wetwork this loving gun will SAVE YOUR LIFE.

Here is a picture with my CERAMIC TRAUMA PLATE. I'm ready for anything.

Step off my grill, dog - I'll put my Rohm to yo dome.

Any of you bitches step to this and you'll be toast.

I wear a size 13 shoe, this is deep concealment for night ops.

Shown here with what is left of the last guy that thought he could withstand TWENTY-TWO SHORT.

I even had a tactical rig designed for carrying it in the car in case I need to get to it quick-like. You know when I get carjacked or am ordering poo poo at McDonalds and the loving teenager at the register tries to give me too little change.

As always when I post poo poo click for 2x god damned ZOOM/ENHANCE MODE

Peace, and I'm out of here.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 09:16

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# ? Mar 27, 2025 21:26

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

You live in filth, but that's ok.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 09:18

Gtab: Dec 9, 2003; I am a horrible person, disregard my posts.

gangsta gangsta in the motherfuckin hood

micromancer holds it the gently caress down with a rohm

also dawg your toilet made me feel kind of ill

# ? Aug 3, 2011 09:26

Micromancer: Apr 17, 2002; He went out to the store
and when he got back
Roll-marks said .22 Short, jack.
If anything I could say that
this gun was rare
Its covered it sweat,
toilet water, and hair

Gtab posted:

also dawg your toilet made me feel kind of ill

I could have taken a second to wipe it down, but I keeps it real

# ? Aug 3, 2011 09:30

Gtab: Dec 9, 2003; I am a horrible person, disregard my posts.

Micromancer posted:

I could have taken a second to wipe it down, but I keeps it real

that's cool, maybe you can do it on the way to the post office when you mail Wax-chan his new drop gun.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 09:57

Micromancer: Apr 17, 2002; He went out to the store
and when he got back
Roll-marks said .22 Short, jack.
If anything I could say that
this gun was rare
Its covered it sweat,
toilet water, and hair

Gtab posted:

that's cool, maybe you can do it on the way to the post office when you mail Wax-chan his new drop gun.

There's a girl that lives here or whatever, I'll probably just pay her to do it or something.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 10:01

moosepoop: Mar 9, 2007; GET SWOLE

Why did I click this thread at work, especially with the cute lady watering our flowers directly behind me :psyduck:

# ? Aug 3, 2011 10:08

Micromancer: Apr 17, 2002; He went out to the store
and when he got back
Roll-marks said .22 Short, jack.
If anything I could say that
this gun was rare
Its covered it sweat,
toilet water, and hair

Heintron posted:

Why did I click this thread a work, especially with the cute lady watering our flowers directly behind me

Please inform said plant caretaker I have a toilet in need of brushing thanks

# ? Aug 3, 2011 10:09

moosepoop: Mar 9, 2007; GET SWOLE

Micromancer posted:

Please inform said plant caretaker I have a toilet in need of brushing thanks

No need. She already knows... she already knows...

# ? Aug 3, 2011 10:10

Frag Viper: May 20, 2001; Fuck that shit

OMG I LOVED LORDS OF THE REALM II!!

# ? Aug 3, 2011 10:11

NosmoKing: Nov 12, 2004; I have a rifle and a frying pan and I know how to use them

Micromancer posted:

I keeps it real

Yep, real gross. Nice Nova. Digging the "gas pedal completely worn down to metal" look.

Please tell me that either you took the pic with the gun in your mouth before you dunked it in the shitter.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 10:32

Micromancer: Apr 17, 2002; He went out to the store
and when he got back
Roll-marks said .22 Short, jack.
If anything I could say that
this gun was rare
Its covered it sweat,
toilet water, and hair

NosmoKing posted:

Yep, real gross. Nice Nova. Digging the "gas pedal completely worn down to metal" look.

Please tell me that either you took the pic with the gun in your mouth before you dunked it in the shitter.

After the usage of "either" there is normally an "or" with another choice and so I'll go with that whatever that is.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 10:39

Gtab: Dec 9, 2003; I am a horrible person, disregard my posts.

Micromancer posted:

After the usage of "either" there is normally an "or" with another choice and so I'll go with that whatever that is.

hahahahaha

# ? Aug 3, 2011 10:50

Domini Cane: Oct 21, 2002; You will not fear the terror of night, nor the arrow that flies by day. You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked.

Lincoln's Wax posted:

11. If anyone posts a thread titled "F*ck the Haters [IMG Heavy]", they have to give me the gun featured in that thread.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1016764
Oh.... poo poo

# ? Aug 3, 2011 12:24

Chrieger: Sep 24, 2006; It is got toothpick!

Domini Cane posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1016764
Oh.... poo poo

That gun'd certainly make a conversation piece.

e: I am sure that rule works the other way around, too. I demand range pictures after the exchange is done :colbert:

# ? Aug 3, 2011 12:29

NosmoKing: Nov 12, 2004; I have a rifle and a frying pan and I know how to use them

Micromancer posted:

After the usage of "either" there is normally an "or" with another choice and so I'll go with that whatever that is.

Or, enjoy your e-Coli poisoning.

Ewwww.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 12:46

HarmB: Jun 19, 2006

I lost it after the "step off my grill". Voted 5, great box thread.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 13:16

TapTheForwardAssist: Apr 9, 2007; Pretty Little Lyres

quote:

That's right bitches it's a Rohm RG-10 made in Germany. How many of you guys got one of these like two of you? That means its RARE.

True story, I had a chance to buy one at a pawnshop in Austin for $25, but thought it over and passed. Though from that same shop I did end up buying for $35 an EAA imported alloy-something framed .38 revolver with no front sight and a broken transfer bar such as the firing pin stuck straight out and so you had to carry it cowboy-style on an empty chamber.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 13:41

Naramyth: Jan 22, 2009; Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

You have 3 copies of Diablo. :wotwot:

# ? Aug 3, 2011 14:07

c355n4: Jan 3, 2007

I didn't expect the toilet shot.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 14:07

Sten Freak: Sep 10, 2008; Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.; College Slice

Naramyth posted:

^ Pawn that poo poo for a toilet duck.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 14:14

standardtoaster: May 22, 2009

Best video game collection I've ever seen behind a gun.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 14:22

shoognite: Aug 15, 2008; ***Space Bomber Corps***

That toilet shot is some real hardcore Navy SEAL testing. Does the DoD use the same testing techniques on all prospective firearms?

# ? Aug 3, 2011 14:33

Insane Totoro: Dec 5, 2005; Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!

I thought I was the only person who bought Wing Commander Armada

# ? Aug 3, 2011 14:44

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

I see Hexen, but where's Heretic?

# ? Aug 3, 2011 14:46

Laser Cow: Feb 22, 2006; Just like real cows!

Only with lasers.

Oh, it's an armpit. Thank god.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 14:46

SadWhaleFamily: May 1, 2007

Frag Viper posted:

OMG I LOVED LORDS OF THE REALM II!!

Best Lords of the Realm.

"Your people... are starving, my lord."

gently caress you, pick up a goddamn pitchfork and storm that castle

Also, who else played Wing Commander Academy?

# ? Aug 3, 2011 15:07

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Seriously, Micro, do you even own a toilet brush?

# ? Aug 3, 2011 15:09

HarmB: Jun 19, 2006

Mad Dragon posted:

I see Hexen, but where's Heretic?

(5:21:09) Micromancer: That shelf is only showing the left side of the old software
(5:21:19) Micromancer: theres even more not pictured

# ? Aug 3, 2011 15:10

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

I love that at the first Nashville goonmeet we determined that we have the most guns of any goon area that total the least value. Thank you for keeping that going.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 15:25

Insane Totoro: Dec 5, 2005; Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!

SadWhaleFamily posted:

Best Lords of the Realm.

"Your people... are starving, my lord."

gently caress you, pick up a goddamn pitchfork and storm that castle

Also, who else played Wing Commander Academy?

The Wraith was a terrible fighter.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 15:39

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

Redneck Rampage was a fun time

I'M ONNA GETCHA

HOLD ONTA YER BUTTS

# ? Aug 3, 2011 15:42

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

I googled Rohm RG-10 and this was one of the first links to come up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6aITmhDmV8

# ? Aug 3, 2011 15:42

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Harmburger posted:

(5:21:09) Micromancer: That shelf is only showing the left side of the old software
(5:21:19) Micromancer: theres even more not pictured

Then what is he waiting for? :colbert:

# ? Aug 3, 2011 15:53

SadWhaleFamily: May 1, 2007

Mad Dragon posted:

Then what is he waiting for?

Now the real box thread may begin

# ? Aug 3, 2011 15:59

Sporto: Oct 16, 2010; The Slayer walks the earth!

Isn't this the gun that Hinckley went on his presidential rampage with?

# ? Aug 3, 2011 16:12

SadWhaleFamily: May 1, 2007

Sporto posted:

Isn't this the gun that Hinckley went on his presidential rampage with?

Supposedly, it was an RG-14 model, which is also in .22LR.

It looks somewhat more legitimate as a gun. This picture, taken from Nat'l Geographic's website, is the very gun Hinckley used.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 16:21

televiper: Feb 12, 2007

went hog wild

# ? Aug 3, 2011 16:31

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

How do I vote "7"?

Mouthshot = :rock:

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walrusman: Aug 4, 2006

This was a good thread. I have a .22 revolver made by Burgo, which I guess is a German manufacturer, and people keep saying "oh yeah like Rohm." I don't know if the two companies are connected or if gunshop folks are just too daft to remember that two companies in Germany make .22 revolvers, but mine seems quite a bit nicer than the reputation that Rohm has plus I paid quite a bit more than $25 for it.

Here's a picture I spent an hour posing with relevant props, taken in natural lighting with a DSLR, and it's still not going to be as awesome as a fat hairy guy snapping a cell phone picture with a toilet-armpit gun in his mouth. C'est la vie.

# ? Aug 3, 2011 16:52

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