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DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Tomn posted:

You know, I just had a thought - how must the reign of Mursel look like from the Armenian point of view?

I mean, consider - for centuries we'd been feuding back and forth, and largely to little effect - a few border provinces here and there, the odd border state released (and usually fairly quickly reabsorbed), reparations going back and forth. Two apparently evenly-matched states, neither truly capable of overcoming the other. Outside of Azerbaijan, the Armenians had further been steadily expanding westwards, and had every reason to be confident about the power and vitality of their nation.

And then suddenly, more or less out of the blue, they lose half their nation in a single blow to their ancient enemies, including the bulk of their ancestral homelands. The next thing they know their rump state is about two wars away from annexation and surrounded by two large and hostile powers.

What would that kind of thing do to a national psyche?

I think closest comparison would be the Franco-Prussian War? I can't remember any older examples with a similar situation.

Nevets posted:

Did the Armenians or Bulgarians start the war which directly preceded the last Azeri-Armenian war? If the Armenians attacked the Bulgarians and ground down their army of their own volition then they are probably as mad at their leaders as they are at Azerbaijan.

So I'm guessing revolution, e.g. wouldn't be out of the picture. If this was a bit further to the future we might see a republic...

(here is something to Vic 2 perhaps, a pissed off Armenian First Republic at our border, with revanchism abound).

DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jan 9, 2012

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burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

DarkCrawler posted:

I think closest comparison would be the Franco-Prussian War? I can't remember any older examples with a similar situation.

Maybe Poland between Prussia and Russia?

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

nimby posted:

I can see a potential "Azeri National Socialist Party" using this as a justification for a Final Solution type of thing.

Erh. I suggested something like this in Hohenzollern thread and got shoutted down pretty fast.

And I recently had the benefit of being reminded in another LP of that dumb post, so if my RPing posts are starting to make people uncomfortable, I'll stop.

John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE
You do seem pretty weirdly single-issue about it.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

John Charity Spring posted:

You do seem pretty weirdly single-issue about it.

Alright, then I'll cut it out.

I think I started after we got creamed during the P.U. period. A bunch of posters said "We can't abandon our tolerant ways despite this setback!" My thought was that getting the capital sacked would be the sort of catalyst to lead some elites to change their opinion.

SirPhoebos fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Jan 9, 2012

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

I'm making this a new post: I would like to volunteer to do the Crete Senate summaries. I have archive access, so that won't be a problem.

I sent a request through Google Docs

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd

SirPhoebos posted:

I'm making this a new post: I would like to volunteer to do the Crete Senate summaries. I have archive access, so that won't be a problem.

I sent a request through Google Docs

Sure, more the merrier.

Request for what document?

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost


Chapter 35: The Brothers Daei (1690 - 1700)

The revolt in the Norwegian colony of Christiana (in Canada) finally progresses into a full-blown separatist movement, the first such movement among the colonists of the New World.


Back in Europe, Burgundy continues its aggressive expansion supported by its Spanish ally, invading the Netherlands and seizing a strip of its border under the pretext of unifying all Frenchmen under one crown.


In Azerbaijan, the nobility continues to challenge the Regent despite the bloody examples made at the coronation, but Aksonqor refuses to give them any concessions.


Burak takes the throne in 1693. Even at his young age, he is regarded as a genius of politics, diplomacy and warfare, a more than worthy successor to his illustrous father.


His half-brother Murad, just a few months younger than Burak, is almost equally brilliant and Burak's first act as Sultan is to appoint Murad Grand Vizier and make him heir to the throne. As children, the two brothers were inseparable and Murad is said to be only person Burak trusts and takes into his confidence.


Leaving Murad to handle administrative matters, Burak turns to the military and the much-neglected Azeri artillery. He imports a large number of swivel guns of Western make to replace the aging leather cannons and forms a new artillery corps to support the main army in sieges.



Meanwhile, Murad resumes the great building projects of Mürsel that were abandoned on his death. Construction begins of the planned cannon foundries in Kartli, and roads and counting-houses once again begin to appear all over Azerbaijan.



Murad also creates a Greek millet, granting Azerbaijan's growing Greek population full toleration and autonomy.



Though the two brothers are undoubtedly reformers equal to their father, their reforms do not seem inspired by the same Enlightenment ideals that drove Mürsel. Instead, Burak and Murad seem to concern themselves primarily with strengthening the power of the crown, which means weakening the noble houses and the Shura.



In summer of 1699, as the two brothers are relaxing in the Crimean summer palace built by Mürsel, a smallpox epidemic erupts in the region. The court prepares to return to Tabriz, but before they can leave Murad catches the illness. Burak summons the best Greek doctors and ordains the most expensive treatments, watching day and night by his beloved brother's bedside, but after two days of fighting the disease Murad passes away.


After the funeral, Burak hardly speaks a word to anyone, sealing himself in his chambers and admitting nobody but Aksonqor, who is forced to resume his former duties as Regent. For two full months this continues, until finally Burak emerges from his chambers. He is a changed man, all joy and youth gone from his face. He dismisses Aksonqor from Tabriz and quickly asserts his power over the court and the Shura. He remains silent at nearly all times except to issue commands, and only seems to have care left for one thing in the world: power. Courtiers whisper that when Murad died, Burak's soul left his body to be with his brother in Paradise, and that now only an empty shell of a man remains to sit on the throne.




Wiz fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Jan 9, 2012

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

sniper4625 posted:

Sure, more the merrier.

Request for what document?

I meant the link on the Crete OP listed under "Record of Full Vote"

EDIT: So, what updates have already been claimed?

SirPhoebos fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jan 9, 2012

Rejected Fate
Aug 5, 2011

Allah have mercy on the enemies that have to face such a Sultan embittered with grief. Shall he finally embrace all of Armenia into Azerbaijan's arms? Or perhaps meet the Russians?

Also Britain finally conquered Ireland... although now Mann is free. Again.

Bye bye Kurdistan, you died for the greater good of nice borders.

Zhen is slowly progressing to conquering China, as is Ikko-Ikki for Japan.

Edit: Also the love of the two brothers and the mourning of our king is the bait for about a billion Azeri historic dramas to counter-balance all the millitary ones.

Rejected Fate fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jan 9, 2012

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe


YES WE CAN!

cwDeici
Oct 29, 2011

by Ozmaugh

Munin posted:

Our aim should be to agitate for a breakdown of barriers between our various communities so that they don't treat others as strangers in the same land but well known cordial neighbours and friends (I had a nice coffee with Ahmed and Havik at the coffee house last night...).

Great idea, but I don't think this kind of assimilation is modeled in V2 though, certainly not in EU3.

Viola the Mad
Feb 13, 2010
So, uh, where is Christiana?

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Viola the Mad posted:

So, uh, where is Christiana?

Norwegian Canada.

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost

Viola the Mad posted:

So, uh, where is Christiana?

Canada. It was mentioned last update.

i81icu812
Dec 5, 2006
Zhen took Beijing, Cherokee took a province off the Dutch, Navarre is no more once again. Bhutan seems to be expanding...

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

The real news in this update is that the Samis have their independence again!

:cryingreindeer:

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



No Netherlands, you should be kicking French rear end! At least they're still well represented in the East Indies.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Burgundy will pay for ruining the Dutch Pretty Borders.

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow
No Burgundy, don't form France. That's so much less cool then Burgundy :ohdear:

And glorious Sweden is conquering Brandenburg :sweden:

e; I'm loving the new huge map.

super fart shooter
Feb 11, 2003

-quacka fat-
So I was browsing through our long history just to refresh myself and I noticed this in the EU3 prologue

quote:


...an offshoot of Ildeguzids continues to rule in Sunni Khwarizm.

Do the Ildeguzids still rule tiny Khwarizm? Is it independent or has someone vassaled it?

Wiz
May 16, 2004

Nap Ghost
No, the Khwarizm Ildeguzids went poof around 1450 when it came into a union under Qurighar. Nowadays its independent but being chewed up by Russia (its down to 2 provinces).

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I really really hope the Cherokee make it to Vicky. What kind of government do they have? Are they still just a bunch politically disunited tribes or did they get a more centralized form of government when they modernized?

Dibujante
Jul 27, 2004

Patter Song posted:



YES WE CAN!

Tomn posted:

There are not enough words to explain how much this is not happening.

No, but there are pictures!

This is our moment! The moment when we can make mistakes that will live on in infamy!

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Patter Song posted:



YES WE CAN!

Yea seriously holy poo poo this the type of man that redefines a nation. Now that he's ruthless and unhinged, i fear for our future. The Shura may want to take a vacation for a bit.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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I'm hoping this goes the "no nobles, no gods!" way. It was already mentioned the guy wasn't interested in enlightenment ideas so much as consolidating crown power, so might as well add the cruel god that took his beloved brother away to his shitlist along with the shura.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

Do we have any kind of relations with Zhen?

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

YeOldeButchere posted:

I'm hoping this goes the "no nobles, no gods!" way. It was already mentioned the guy wasn't interested in enlightenment ideas so much as consolidating crown power, so might as well add the cruel god that took his beloved brother away to his shitlist along with the shura.

Problem is that would create tension with Azeri peasants, and kill relations with the Armenians. Converting them to Islam would be hard enough, imagine pushing a 'faith' even the Azeri peoples don't support.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
I'm kind of disappointed that Bulgaria managed to fail to extract any more provinces from Armenia. I'm really rooting for Burgundy, a world without France just feels too easy somehow, but generally speaking it would be nice to see lots of blobbing in the next 100 years so that we have lots of viable great powers in V2.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

RabidWeasel posted:

I'm kind of disappointed that Bulgaria managed to fail to extract any more provinces from Armenia. I'm really rooting for Burgundy, a world without France just feels too easy somehow, but generally speaking it would be nice to see lots of blobbing in the next 100 years so that we have lots of viable great powers in V2.

Burgundy not forming France in EU3 means they'll be playing Prussia to France's German Empire come Vicky.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
Burgundy will form France eventually: they have ~80-85% of French lands under their control already, and more besides (Piedmont). They just need to finish off Gascony to form France, then go after the OPMs and Brittany.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Why are all of our kings such bitches who cry over little things like the death of a close family member? Pull yourself together man!

Talas
Aug 27, 2005

YeOldeButchere posted:

I'm hoping this goes the "no nobles, no gods!" way. It was already mentioned the guy wasn't interested in enlightenment ideas so much as consolidating crown power, so might as well add the cruel god that took his beloved brother away to his shitlist along with the shura.
A secular kingdom?... that could work, I think.

Hyord
Aug 24, 2011
The Sultan is a God-king now embittered and soulless by the loss of his dearest friend.

Sweet.

I can only hope his first act is to enact the final toleration of the Armenians.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

The Saurus posted:

Why are all of our kings such bitches who cry over little things like the death of a close family member? Pull yourself together man!

Considering he's probably going to snap and invade half of eurasia I think this cleansing of emotions is just what Azerbaijan needs to rise to the top.

Emotions only make it harder to tolerate.

Dibujante
Jul 27, 2004

Hyord posted:

The Sultan is a God-king now embittered and soulless by the loss of his dearest friend.

Sweet.

I can only hope his first act is to enact the final toleration of the Armenians.

Well hopefully when Arthas goes on his conquering spree he will make some concessions for pretty borders.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
Thoughts: Rhodes is apparently dead. Releasing a country releases all provinces it has a core on. For maximum screwing with Armenia, just take Adana and release Rhodes. They'd lose their capital of Cyprus in the process and be forced to move their capital deep into Greek territory. An Armenia that ruled nothing but Greeks would have such a tough time.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


That was pretty :smith: right there.

Welp, time to go tolerate some Armenians.

Rahmbo
Mar 19, 2008

Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: Freedom for slave owners.

-Vladimir Lenin

YeOldeButchere posted:

I'm hoping this goes the "no nobles, no gods!" way. It was already mentioned the guy wasn't interested in enlightenment ideas so much as consolidating crown power, so might as well add the cruel god that took his beloved brother away to his shitlist along with the shura.

1000 times this.

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spacebard
Jan 1, 2007

Football~

Hyord posted:

The Sultan is a God-king now embittered and soulless by the loss of his dearest friend.

Sweet.

I can only hope his first act is to enact the final toleration of the Armenians.


What is this? A royal marriage with Armenia turned into a personal union until the end of eu3?

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