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We are... significantly less doomed than I thought we were.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 00:05 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:56 |
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Is Georgia particularly rich compared to Azerbaijan? They seem to have roughly the same number of provinces as us.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 00:11 |
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Our Sultan adheres to the true faith, and consequently the infidel is pushed back. The harlot queen who defiles the holy city and the rapacious georgians are powerful, but none are greater than the one with whom we have placed our faith. Be strong, each and every Azeri! we will see the word of the Prophet upon the lips of the people from here to beyond the farthest horizon!
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 00:11 |
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Munin posted:Is Georgia particularly rich compared to Azerbaijan? They seem to have roughly the same number of provinces as us. It's richer, but mostly they just have a much higher stewardship ruler and don't need to rely on scutage on stay solvent (high scutage reduces armies you can raise). Plus I keep getting hit with smallpox in my demesne provinces.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 00:12 |
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I like this ruler. He seems like a nice chap.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 02:05 |
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All your best rulers die early, while the bad ones stay alive for like 80 loving years. CK is a frustrating game.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 02:18 |
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As it has been since time began, your greatest general will always choke to death on an olive pit, thousands of miles away from the front lines.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 02:22 |
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Popy posted:All your best rulers die early, while the bad ones stay alive for like 80 loving years. Also valid for Europa Universalis. All I want is someone with Admin 4, is that so much to ask that you die before 85, Charles II? As an unrelated fun fact, typing "inbred spanish king" in google returns the wikipedia page for Charles II as the first result. Useful if you ever forget the guy's name. EDIT: As does "inbred king", apparently! Now that's a reputation. Deep Dish Fuckfest fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Aug 8, 2011 |
# ? Aug 8, 2011 02:24 |
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YeOldeButchere posted:Also valid for Europa Universalis. All I want is someone with Admin 4, is that so much to ask that you die before 85, Charles II? Well, all you need to do is to take one look at his family tree. It's difficult to beat short of having siblings marrying each other.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 02:34 |
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Popy posted:All your best rulers die early, while the bad ones stay alive for like 80 loving years. YeOldeButchere posted:Also valid for Europa Universalis. All I want is someone with Admin 4, is that so much to ask that you die before 85, Charles II? That's why in these games, I try for some kind of elective government as soon as possible, best case, you get an awesome ruler who sticks around for twenty years. Worst case, you get a crappy ruler who you boot after four or eight years.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 02:40 |
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Wiz posted:(...)Sufi mysticism, (...) Finally, a Sultan that sees the truth of Islam. Worry not, fellows, for now Azerbaijan shall have the protection of Allah. Frionnel fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Aug 8, 2011 |
# ? Aug 8, 2011 03:36 |
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Frionnel posted:Finally, a Sultan that sees the truth of Islam. Worry not, fellows, for now Azerbaijan shall have the protection of Allah. I wonder what practises our beloved Sultan does to get closer to Allah. ...Can it be singing? Singing is best. Or music. Dancing too is acceptable. Party Azerbaijan
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 03:57 |
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Sufi stuff is pretty awesome, but it has some weird-rear end variants. I hope this guy turns out to be one of those Sufis that drinks(!) and smokes pot to get closer to Allah.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 04:31 |
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Man the Mongols are gonna feel silly when they show up and the middle east is full of Christians. They'll still probably try to kill everyone, but it'll be weird.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 05:00 |
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:Man the Mongols are gonna feel silly when they show up and the middle east is full of Christians. Who knows? Maybe they conquer the middle east then convert to christianity. That'd be weird (is this something that can happen?
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 05:09 |
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Ogianres posted:Who knows? Maybe they conquer the middle east then convert to christianity. That'd be weird (is this something that can happen?
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 05:15 |
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Frionnel posted:Finally, a Sultan that sees the truth of Islam. Worry not, fellows, for now Azerbaijan shall have the protection of Allah. I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam! What does the Koran say about moneylending?
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 05:21 |
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DocFrance posted:What does the Koran say about moneylending? Allah hates interest on loans. Great news for the borrower, not so great for the lender. Islamic banks get around that by not charging interest, but charging colossal fees instead.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 05:43 |
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DocFrance posted:What does the Koran say about moneylending? Generally, it's pretty bad, and has remained so, unlike in the West.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 05:46 |
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YeOldeButchere posted:EDIT: As does "inbred king", apparently! Now that's a reputation.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 05:59 |
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I was about to say. You can't really go out and cheer on Azerbaijan's sorta-triumph for Islam when loans had to be taken out to fund it. People really are going to roll their eyes. Luckily, it was only the Council who authorized those loans, so they're going to Hell and not the Sufi King of Azerbaijan*. When/if our country goes spiraling towards having no money in the treasury, our religious Sufi King will obviously reject these interest-bearing loans and pay off the debt through the tired and true method of selling off all his buildings. ...right? *Even though said Sufi King loses Piety and not said mysterious Council...that artificial distinction between fluff and gameplay...
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 06:01 |
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The Sultan allowed the Council to commit such impious acts without having them properly punished. Would Allah look kindly on this permissiveness?
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 06:28 |
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DocFrance posted:The Sultan allowed the Council to commit such impious acts without having them properly punished. Would Allah look kindly on this permissiveness? Hmm. This will surely require repentance in the form of a massive effort to gain closeness with Allah. In traditional Sufi manner, we shall have to call in our Sultan and his Council to attend a massive display of dance and music in an act of dhikr and sema. The things we do for religion
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 06:54 |
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Rejected Fate posted:In traditional Sufi manner, we shall have to call in our Sultan and his Council to attend a massive display of dance and music in an act of dhikr and sema. No, the ballet died with Suebia.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 07:20 |
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That's a lie spread by the enemies of Allah. What really happened was that the sultan prayed for gold, and thus Allah gave it to his disciple.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 07:29 |
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You're looking at it the wrong way, I think. Clearly the Jewish moneylenders that lent the Kingdom the cash are going to roast alongside Iblis for a while, but our King just needs to redeem himself by expanding the House of Islam into the House of Jahiliyyah and repelling the Mary-venerating Christian heretics' "Crusade" with a Jihad the likes of which the world has never known. Surely Allah will not condemn his faithful for acquiring the necessary funding to accomplish his will.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 07:52 |
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Frionnel posted:That's a lie spread by the enemies of Allah. What really happened was that the sultan prayed for gold, and thus Allah gave it to his disciple. This, a thousand times this. Oh, the game might say there were loans, but really the gold simply appeared. Any "interest" is simply due to the pious Azerbaijani ruler financing religious artwork and gifts to the imams out of the state treasury. "Loans." Hah! Unbeliever dogs!
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 09:11 |
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What is life but a loan from God? He surely expects it to be repaid in full.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 09:37 |
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Nice to see the thread is already getting senatized
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 11:07 |
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DivineCoffeeBinge posted:This, a thousand times this. Any attempts to claim otherwise are laughable, and those moneylenders we sent to the dungeons last week are a complete coincidence!
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 12:00 |
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Munin posted:Well, all you need to do is to take one look at his family tree. It's difficult to beat short of having siblings marrying each other. This is actually a great strategy to do in pre-DV CK, where the stats of a child were always influenced by their parents. You'd marry off your son to a high stat wife from anywhere, marry your daughter to a high-start husband in your court, then you have their respective children marry each other on and on as you breed a race of super-men. As long as your daughter now has a different last name from her husband, it doesn't count as incest!
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 13:56 |
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Oh, drat, I forgot, I've been neglecting my duties, haven't I? No doubt this is why we suffered defeat in battle. Call to prayer, right. أوه ، يأتي، وجميع المؤمنين انتم ، بهيجة ومنتصرا! أوه ، يأتي انتم، يا أيها يأتي إلى بيت لحم؛ هوذا يأتي ومعه ولد ملك الملائكة : جوقة : أوه ، يأتي، دعونا أعشق له ، أوه ، يأتي، دعونا أعشق له ، أوه ، يأتي، دعونا أعشق له ، الله الرب. I tried using Turkish, but I figured there'd be less chance of the game being given away immediately with Arabic.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 14:02 |
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^ The hymn's mysterious origins revealed!
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 15:09 |
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sebzilla posted:^ The hymn's mysterious origins revealed! Atlar seviyorum. Tüm hayvanların. Ben atları çok seviyorum. Onlar arkadaşlarım.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 16:26 |
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It's not the Council, it's the Divan people
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 16:53 |
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Tomn posted:Oh, drat, I forgot, I've been neglecting my duties, haven't I? No doubt this is why we suffered defeat in battle. Call to prayer, right. What is this?
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 17:06 |
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Shroud posted:What is this?
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 17:08 |
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Thanks - I knew my Arabic was bad, but I was going googly-eyed trying to figure that one out.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 17:13 |
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Patter Song posted:Sufi stuff is pretty awesome, but it has some weird-rear end variants. I hope this guy turns out to be one of those Sufis that drinks(!) and smokes pot to get closer to Allah. Can someone give a quick rundown on the biggest differences of Sufism with mainstream Islam? I'm not sure why but I always thought of Sufis as Muslim hippies for some reason. This page has only reinforced that thought.
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# ? Aug 8, 2011 18:41 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:56 |
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Does CK distinguish between Sunni and Shia? If yes, which one are you, if not, which one will you pick in EU3? e: oops, missed it. OK.
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