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Psst the game had sales before the deal, fishmech
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Psst the game had sales before the deal, fishmech Psst Notch ain't got $4 billion he ain't even got $2 billion. I mean poo poo you don't even know Bel Air ain't the same place as Beverly Hills though. When Notch sold Mojang nearly 5 years ago, there had been a total of ~56 million copies of Minecraft sold across all platforms which included a ton of the reduced price Minecraft versions on phones at the time. So there wasn't even a billion bucks in sales yet at that point, much less him getting to keep all that money.
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Apr 16, 2019 22:57
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Are you Notch
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Apr 16, 2019 23:11
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Prove that you're not Notch, right now
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Apr 16, 2019 23:16
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Yeah guys Notch isn't even that rich he doesn't even have 2 billion dollars, only 1.
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Apr 16, 2019 23:17
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Whalley posted:I feel like these farms are explicitly made for youtubers/streamers, who generally either kill entire maps for getting resources (renewable clay sounds kinda great in a multiplayer setting) or need A Project To Do For A Video. Yeah it's definitely overkill but still neat to see IMO. The new villager stuff seems kind of neat but at the same time makes them even harder to protect. They already die off in mystery while I'm offline as it is. I don't need anything else attacking them!
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Apr 16, 2019 23:18
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Prove that you're not Notch, right now Haha fishmech is only ever called fishmech. Not a Nazi. Not anything else. Just fishmech.
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Apr 16, 2019 23:35
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fishmech posted:And also kinda did immediately blew a *few hundred million* moving across the world, getting the dumb house he barely used, a whole bunch of other dumb expensive crap and vacations etc. What the gently caress? I know he bought a $70 million mansion, how the gently caress did he blow $130,000,000+ moving from Sweden and going on vacation? Even private flights to exotic mansions with 20 of your friends + the finest in alcohol and liquor don't cost this much money.
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Apr 16, 2019 23:36
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You might not know this about fishmech but he says wrong things. It's best to pretend you didn't notice
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Apr 17, 2019 00:14
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ToastyPotato posted:Yeah I was gonna say that he probably always had somewhat similar feelings, but the internet is definitely a haven for far right wing ideologies and he's obviously unsociable and probably spends too much time on reddit and chan sites. Actually... https://notch.tumblr.com/post/28188312756/gender-in-minecraft notch circa 2012 posted:[Keep in mind I am no longer the lead developer on Minecraft, Jens is. This post is about what I thought about back when I was making it]
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Apr 17, 2019 00:15
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Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:What the gently caress? I know he bought a $70 million mansion, how the gently caress did he blow $130,000,000+ moving from Sweden and going on vacation? Even private flights to exotic mansions with 20 of your friends + the finest in alcohol and liquor don't cost this much money. Around the time he first moved to the US, he was known to drop $100,000 to $200,000 a night at clubs in Vegas and other cities, paying huge amounts to host parties when he was home, and he reportedly spent a ton of money setting up his "Rubberbrain" company after Mojang which doesn't seem to have done anything of note. Also generally jetsetting around for parties and poo poo. Which is also why it's extra funny that now all he does is sit and sulk as far as we can tell.
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Apr 17, 2019 00:16
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Vib Rib posted:That's really cool, and I'm marveling at the work that went into figuring out these mechanics and then exploiting them in a functional, reliable way. That said, the loot doesn't seem even remotely worth it.
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Apr 17, 2019 00:41
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Saddles from chests are pretty rad
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Apr 17, 2019 02:44
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riding horses makes me sad because of how awkward most of the overworld terrain is to traverse with them there's always trees in the way, or mountains, or rivers, or something. I went to a lot of time on one world building roads to carry lots of items on with donkeys but I'm pretty sure clearing the path cost more time than it saved, and then you can get shulker boxes anyways, so...
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Apr 17, 2019 02:47
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IronicDongz posted:riding horses makes me sad because of how awkward most of the overworld terrain is to traverse with them Yeah but donkeys carrying shulker boxes... or a caravan of 10 llamas carrying shulker boxes.
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Apr 17, 2019 03:45
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Saddles from chests are pretty rad You can get a lot of saddles from an easy auto-fish farm nowadays. Horse armor, though, that is nice.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Saddles from chests are pretty rad But it's so trivial to make an AFK fishing farm, so long as you have a mending fishing rod you can just go AFK for a few hours and you'll have quite a few saddles as well as a lot of other nice stuff. This is what I've used, I don't know if it still works though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qlI9USjiCE IronicDongz posted:riding horses makes me sad because of how awkward most of the overworld terrain is to traverse with them Same! In some parts of some worlds you can find large areas with lots of plains, deserts and savannas, so maybe not too many trees that need to be cut down, and if you follow rivers far enough you might be able to find somewhere where the water is only 1 block deep so you can ford it. But then all those biomes have random sink holes and ravines you can end up falling into while you're riding, so you need to scout out a route pretty well. Trying to cut down lots of trees to make a path through a forest certainly takes a long time! Fortis posted:a caravan of 10 llamas carrying shulker boxes. Sounds like a good way to lose 9 llamas worth of shulker boxes  They always seem to come unstuck..
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Apr 17, 2019 04:19
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But caving is more fun than afk fish farming
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Apr 17, 2019 05:46
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Ok I can't figure out if I'm losing my mind or if I'm looking in the wrong places but I can't figure out if there's a way to put named pins on maps in Bedrock edition on the Switch. Neither banners nor the cartography table seem to do it but surely this new update wouldn't skip the most useful possible thing they could do for maps in the game, right?
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Apr 24, 2019 17:54
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Does anyone know if they fixed the mob generation problem in the patch this week?
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Apr 26, 2019 13:32
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Mayveena posted:Does anyone know if they fixed the mob generation problem in the patch this week? That sounds so much like the star citizen joke of, "Can you still fall through your ship?"
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Apr 26, 2019 14:11
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Lol, go gently caress yourself Notch https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1122858484385636352
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Apr 29, 2019 16:46
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I like to imagine that the people organizing this had visions of rushing to cut Notch's mic as he opens the anniversary speech with the fourteen words "no gently caress it he can stay in his mansion"
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Apr 29, 2019 17:25
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Foo Diddley posted:Lol, go gently caress yourself Notch As with anything now and forever, stay far, far away from the comments. 
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Apr 29, 2019 17:32
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:As with anything now and forever, stay far, far away from the comments. Comments on news sites literally turned me against democracy as a system of government. These people shouldn't be allowed near sharp or pointy objects; asking their input on how to run a nationstate is outright madness.
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Apr 29, 2019 19:06
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:As with anything now and forever, stay far, far away from the comments. I looked at the replies and all I see are people delighted by this, so that's good. Also apparently it has been decided that Hatsune Miku is the creator of Minecraft now. I'm also OK with this.
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Apr 29, 2019 20:32
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vider gamers dont vote
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Apr 29, 2019 20:33
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Jamesman posted:I looked at the replies and all I see are people delighted by this, so that's good. The tweets seem mostly fine, the comments on the article are however terrible.
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Apr 29, 2019 20:45
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Veotax posted:The tweets seem mostly fine, the comments on the article are however terrible. People pretending as hard as they can that they just can't understand why Notch is being persecuted so. gently caress 'em and their disingenuous bullshit
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Apr 29, 2019 21:05
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I still follow Notch, and every now and then I'll see a thread roll by that makes me WTF. A platform is a hell of a drug.
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May 1, 2019 17:54
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https://classic.minecraft.net You can run Minecraft Classic in your browser and you’ll soon see why. With just 32 blocks to build with, all the original bugs, and an (inter)face only a mother could love, Minecraft 2009 is even more glorious than we remembered! You’re in for a real treat, particularly if you’re really into dyed wool (and who isn’t it?) Click here to go back to a simpler time.
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May 7, 2019 18:24
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Pretty sure the $4B number comes from the game’s sales figures multiplied by its price, since it never goes on sale.
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May 8, 2019 03:58
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Disappointing Pie posted:https://classic.minecraft.net Can you start a world-ending fire? I miss those.
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May 8, 2019 05:03
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Maybe not, apparently you can flood the entire underground cavern system practically to the ceilings in an instant though
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May 8, 2019 05:26
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Maybe not, apparently you can flood the entire underground cavern system practically to the ceilings in an instant though Ohhh lava runs are back!!!
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May 8, 2019 08:54
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Maybe not, apparently you can flood the entire underground cavern system practically to the ceilings in an instant though Water and lava used to just expand to all the blocks below them outwardly and endlessly. “Lava survival” where a lava block spawned in a corner of the map and you tried to build a base that would survive while ruining other peoples’ was the poo poo back in the day even though the death penalty was just swimming in endless lava since there wasn’t even a health bar yet. Actually I kind of miss that, it was pretty fun. In retrospect anyway.
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Infinite lava takes me back to the days of Infiniminer and just building poo poo instead of playing the objective, hoping the dev would embrace it and add more support for creative gameplay...
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Anyone else having trouble convincing villagers to get it on? I l know it's about beds now and no longer doors, and they need to be willing from trading and have food in invy. The two worlds I've started had plenty of beds and trading. they would breed at first but eventually they would die in dumb ways like walking through camp fires or what not stop reproducing for some reason. I'm building them rad villages but they eventually just all die out.
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I'm looking to update my old resource pack, Revival. Does anyone know of/have any maps with impressive medieval-ish/fantasy builds? Preferably something modern enough to utilize the newer blocks like granite and such. I need something to test on and I like to see how people actually use blocks in practice. I used to test on WilsonSMP, but that died long ago RIP.
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SMP posted:I'm looking to update my old resource pack, Revival. Does anyone know of/have any maps with impressive medieval-ish/fantasy builds? Preferably something modern enough to utilize the newer blocks like granite and such. I need something to test on and I like to see how people actually use blocks in practice. I used to test on WilsonSMP, but that died long ago RIP. Try here https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3864082
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